Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Dec 6, 2011 1:06pm
Is it wrong to feel good about finding a nice warm seat?
Discuss.....
Discuss.....
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 6, 2011 1:07pm
Yes. Because a warm seat also means a foul scent. I hold it until the seat cools off.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Dec 6, 2011 1:07pm
....and what's the difference between a regular dump and a "d dump?"
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 6, 2011 2:20pm
How would it be warm without being used? Warm means someone's hot sweaty ass and fecal germs are now touching your ass. Gross.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 6, 2011 2:23pm
Do you really think it's any more clean when it's cold? The sweat and germs are still there.chicago510;1004414 wrote:How would it be warm without being used? Warm means someone's hot sweaty ass and fecal germs are now touching your ass. Gross.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 6, 2011 2:25pm
anywhere outside my own home's bathroom I cover the seat with a fortress of tp anyways before sitting down
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 6, 2011 2:29pm
Not if the cleaning crew was just in there. Gotta be optimistic.FatHobbit;1004416 wrote:Do you really think it's any more clean when it's cold? The sweat and germs are still there.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Dec 6, 2011 2:30pm
haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.Fab1b;1004425 wrote:anywhere outside my own home's bathroom I cover the seat with a fortress of tp anyways before sitting down
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 6, 2011 2:34pm
Good question really and I don't really know why just something I have always done. If I sit on a public toilet without it I am not comfortable.Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 6, 2011 2:38pm
Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.
I actually cover those with a paper towel after I've washed my hands.
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MontyBrunswick
Dec 6, 2011 2:59pm
I don't poop.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
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Sonofanump
Dec 6, 2011 3:14pm
I work out of home office. My own personal toliet awaits me after lunch. Hope this helps.
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Riderfan
Posts: 129
Dec 6, 2011 3:50pm
look for blue water.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 6, 2011 4:25pm
I've used hand sanitizer after washing my hands in a public bathroom. Never used sanitizer on my ass or washed my ass in the sink after going bathroom in public.Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 6, 2011 4:26pm
Fab1b;1004425 wrote:anywhere outside my own home's bathroom I cover the seat with a fortress of tp anyways before sitting down
Flush with my foot and I use hand sanitizer after washing my hands in a public bathroom.Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.
Never used sanitizer on my ass or washed my ass in the sink after going bathroom in public. I'll stick to the Fab1 technique. Cover seat in tp before sitting down.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Dec 6, 2011 4:32pm
Hand sanitizers are borderline useless. They basically just rearrange germs.said_aouita;1004621 wrote:I've used hand sanitizer after washing my hands in a public bathroom. Never used sanitizer on my ass or washed my ass in the sink after going bathroom in public.
They only really "work" in clinical settings where doctors and nurses use it to compliment washing their hands a ton.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 6, 2011 6:49pm
dlazz;1004477 wrote:I don't poop.
Hope this helps.
This explains why you are so full of shit...
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 6, 2011 8:38pm
SnotBubbles;1004291 wrote:....and what's the difference between a regular dump and a "d dump?"
Have you not heard of hump d dump dy?
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 6, 2011 10:35pm
I always line the seat if I dont have time then I hover.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 6, 2011 10:36pm
gerb131;1005030 wrote:I always line the seat if I dont have time then I hover.
You make sure to wipe your vagina away from your butthole too?
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Dec 6, 2011 10:52pm
ccrunner609;1004628 wrote:I blow up the jon at work every morning first thing and then hang in the copy room to see who goes in next for a big whiff!!!
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Dec 6, 2011 10:59pm
there is no seat on the tank of the toilet
hope this helps
hope this helps
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 6, 2011 11:02pm
I work from home.
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raiderbuck
Posts: 1,623
Dec 6, 2011 11:10pm
I put tp all over the seat. Luckily, the bathrooms at my job have handsfree flush and sink.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 6, 2011 11:24pm
Who said anything about wiping?LJ;1005031 wrote:You make sure to wipe your vagina away from your butthole too?