OQB;1081477 wrote:I think anyone could do better than 3 screens and a punt.....aka Dennis.

Correction,
Screen, Sack, Screen, Punt.

Thut to Smithville.....Coach Schrock to Nwn.....Let the rivalry begin.......We dont care if there is swearing in the locker room, unlike other teams

Dr. KnOiTaLL;1081517 wrote:Correction,
Screen, Sack, Screen, Punt.

correction ,
Coach Dennis' kid to the left, Coach Dennis' kid to the right, Coach Dennis' kid throws a screen pass, Coach Dennis' kid punts

That is funny, but oh so true.

1_beast;1081435 wrote:As far as a stadium...you know its gotta be Roy's Place....

Just because you are learning what a great man Roy Bates by having someone read your new book to you, the football stadium will be named after another Huskie great. John Huber is a tough pill for you bares to swallow, but tough luck.

Schrock to Northwestern after Thut leaves would be perfect. My tee shirt idea of the Godfather flying the double bird to the Smithville BOE will take off like hotcakes. I will have my own booth at Koenig's Korner.

THE4RINGZ;1081550 wrote:Just because you are learning what a great man Roy Bates by having someone read your new book to you, the football stadium will be named after another Huskie great. John Huber is a tough pill for you bares to swallow, but tough luck.

Schrock to Northwestern after Thut leaves would be perfect. My tee shirt idea of the Godfather flying the double bird to the Smithville BOE will take off like hotcakes. I will have my own booth at Koenig's Korner.

You could, if you want to name the stadium after another husky borrower-err wrestler....something along the lines of "The Leather Jacket Stadium"......Im glad Boyer from Orrville got that jacket back. Too bad Northwestern was not asked back to W.I.T.

1_beast;1081565 wrote:You could, if you want to name the stadium after another husky borrower-err wrestler....something along the lines of "The Leather Jacket Stadium"......Im glad Boyer from Orrville got that jacket back. Too bad Northwestern was not asked back to W.I.T.

Always so quick to throw stones.

Who's throwing stones?

Beast making light of Northwestern conduct?

Didn't a Waynedale grad go "golden bear" and smoke a bunch of people at a McDonalds in San Diego back in the 80's.


It's a shame that happened, as the upstanding citizenry of NWC (Normal Wayne County) warned the McDonalds Corp that "Apple Creek Hillbillies jacked up on fast food would lead to tragedy"

They served him anyway, and look what happened.


On the brighter side-
If Thut leaves, I vote Miyagi should take the reins. The Huskies could use Miyagis "slash & burn" offensive tactics.

enlighten me on the McDonalds/San Diego.....thats one I havent heard.

1_beast;1081641 wrote:enlighten me on the McDonalds/San Diego.....thats one I havent heard.

You serious?

indeed...Im just a young fella, I dont have the age you ol codgers do.

1_beast;1081666 wrote:indeed...Im just a young fella, I dont have the age you ol codgers do.

Google it, whippersnapper.

I'll help.....

Waynedale class of 1957 graduate James Huberty went on a killing spree in a San Ysidro McDonalds in 1984.
He killed about 20 and winged about that many.

serving this man cold chicken mcnuggets was a fatal mistake.

The MSG in the nuggets drove him to open fire.

THE4RINGZ;1081692 wrote:The MSG in the nuggets drove him to open fire.

Way too funny, and true. His wife apparently tried to sue McDonalds on those grounds.


Beast-
I can't believe you didn't know that. It changed the way McDonalds deals with Golden Bears. Next time you're standing at the counter with all your Waynedale gear on-

-notice that you can only see one hand of the kid taking your order, his other hand is firmly grasping a 44 magnum.
-notice that when you hear the "beep-beep" sound no one is going to the french fry pit. It's actually a signal for the fry guy to check ammo in the AR15.

This is standard operating procedure for people wearing Waynedale garments in all McDonalds.

If I'm lying. May I be struck dead immediately by the deity of your choice.

still alive.......looks like it's true:laugh:

Bloody Toothbrush;1081686 wrote:I'll help.....

Waynedale class of 1957 graduate James Huberty went on a killing spree in a San Ysidro McDonalds in 1984.
He killed about 20 and winged about that many.

serving this man cold chicken mcnuggets was a fatal mistake.

Who would have thought, the OC could sub for Social Studies in the Creek.

Red Rum;1081731 wrote:Way too funny, and true. His wife apparently tried to sue McDonalds on those grounds.


Beast-
I can't believe you didn't know that. It changed the way McDonalds deals with Golden Bears. Next time you're standing at the counter with all your Waynedale gear on-

-notice that you can only see one hand of the kid taking your order, his other hand is firmly grasping a 44 magnum.
-notice that when you hear the "beep-beep" sound no one is going to the french fry pit. It's actually a signal for the fry guy to check ammo in the AR15.

This is standard operating procedure for people wearing Waynedale garments in all McDonalds.

If I'm lying. May I be struck dead immediately by the deity of your choice.

Beast does not frequent establishments like McDonalds. He only swirrels swill at the Country Club.

Just got this email

Team Miyagi,
It has come under our attention that you or one of your teammates plan to sell t shirts with the likeness of Mr Schrock and the term " Godfather"
Though Mr Schrock no longer works for the Smithville Smithies , his likeness and the term "Godfather" is copyrighted by this school system and is protected under International and Federal Copyright Laws and Treaties. Any unauthorized use of the term "Godfather" or Mr Schrock's likeness is prohibited. No part of these may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system without express written permission from Smithville School Board. Please cease and desist .
Sincerely,
Smithville School Board / Smithville Soccer Program

I will start a petition drive to beat this comical injunction.

If you mess with Team Miyagi the consequences can be ugly. Do you have a horse?

Isn't Smithville soccer looking for a new coach too?

The Smithville soccer mafia is clearly out of control.

Miyagi thinks this is serious.....Miyagi doesn't want to end up in court with Bloody or Red Rum AGAIN !