Christmas Lights

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ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
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Dec 2, 2011 11:44am
Do you put them up? I hate them. It's retarded, if you ask me. I'll put the tree in the window, but I don't see the point of decorating my damn house with Christmas lights.

sleeper - "I don't celebrate Christmas. Hope this helps."
COA - "I don't believe in God. ETFail. PWN."
thevoice - "My wife is making me."
dlazz - "I live in an apartment. Hope this helps."

Thoughts?
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Commander of Awesome
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Dec 2, 2011 11:45am
I dont see what believe in god has to do with xmas lights. You're trying to hard.
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FatHobbit
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Dec 2, 2011 11:48am
IMO christmas lights are for other people to enjoy, not me. I have no interest in standing on a ladder in the cold trying to string up lights for everyone else to enjoy.

Plus my lights always look like shit and my neighbors look amazing.

But my wife loves them, so I'm fucked.
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 2, 2011 11:50am
Commander of Awesome;997820 wrote:I dont see what believe in god has to do with xmas lights. You're trying to hard.
You forgot /ETFail.

You may have given me an idea for another thread, though. So if I start it, you can blame yourself. The thread would be asking, "why do non-christians celebrate Christmas if the holiday was started to celebrate the birth of Christ?" I'm not saying that you celebrate Christmas, but I know that there are many non-Christians out there who celebrate Christmas. Anyway...
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Commander of Awesome
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Dec 2, 2011 11:53am
ernest_t_bass;997825 wrote:You forgot /ETFail.

You may have given me an idea for another thread, though. So if I start it, you can blame yourself. The thread would be asking, "why do non-christians celebrate Christmas if the holiday was started to celebrate the birth of Christ?" I'm not saying that you celebrate Christmas, but I know that there are many non-Christians out there who celebrate Christmas. Anyway...
A lot of Jews celebrate christmas as well. Christmas is no longer a religious holiday, not surprised that went over your head.
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justincredible
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Dec 2, 2011 11:55am
I did the entire front of our house one year. Since then I've only done the railing and pillars on our front porch. I might just skip it all this year unless my wife really wants me to do it. She's retarded for Christmas, I could take it or leave it.
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 2, 2011 11:55am
Commander of Awesome;997828 wrote:A lot of Jews celebrate christmas as well. Christmas is no longer a religious holiday, not surprised that went over your head.
LOL. Who said it went over my head. I realize that a lot of people who don't profess Christ, celebrate Christmas.
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DeyDurkie5
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Dec 2, 2011 11:58am
go fuck yourself and your gay house
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like_that
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Dec 2, 2011 11:58am
Hey let me start a thread about something stupid and then in the op predict how people will pwn me!

/etfail
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Skyhook79
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Dec 2, 2011 12:20pm
Commander of Awesome;997828 wrote:A lot of Jews celebrate christmas as well.
If they are truly Jews they don't.
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power i
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Dec 2, 2011 12:23pm
justincredible;997832 wrote:I did the entire front of our house one year. Since then I've only done the railing and pillars on our front porch. I might just skip it all this year unless my wife really wants me to do it. She's retarded for Christmas, I could take it or leave it.
So, "unless my wife really wants me to" is code for "she bitched at me until I couldn't take it anymore"? My advice to you is do it before she even asks. My husband and I fight about one thing. Christmas lights. It's getting pretty bad right now, but he has told me yet again, he'll do them today. I'm not holding my breath.
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justincredible
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Dec 2, 2011 12:24pm
power i;997885 wrote:So, "unless my wife really wants me to" is code for "she bitched at me until I couldn't take it anymore"? My advice to you is do it before she even asks. My husband and I fight about one thing. Christmas lights. It's getting pretty bad right now, but he has told me yet again, he'll do them today. I'm not holding my breath.
Nah, if she asks me to I'll do it. She just hasn't asked me to yet.
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Fab4Runner
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Dec 2, 2011 12:48pm
I enjoy looking at Christmas lights but I've never had to put them up anywhere. Maybe that will make me like them less when the day comes.
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Laley23
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Dec 2, 2011 1:07pm
I like them. It doesnt take a whole lot of time to just do a few along the front gutters. 4 nails. 1 on each end and 2 in the middle. Dont go overboard. With Christmas Lights, imo, less/simple is more.
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LJ
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Dec 2, 2011 1:15pm
Those damn icicle lights across the porch and 2 net lights on the shrubs at each end of the porch. 15 minutes and it looks decent.
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LJ
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Dec 2, 2011 1:16pm
Fab4Runner;997928 wrote:I enjoy looking at Christmas lights but I've never had to put them up anywhere. Maybe that will make me like them less when the day comes.
I'm sure you will make Wildcats put them up when you 2 are married
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Fab4Runner
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Dec 2, 2011 1:21pm
LJ;997962 wrote:I'm sure you will make Wildcats put them up when you 2 are married
Probably.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 2, 2011 1:21pm
I put them up b/c I'm not lazy.



Maybe you could drive around in a golf cart to set them.
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Sonofanump
Dec 2, 2011 1:25pm
I did not have much use for them beyond a tree until we had a child who loves them, changed my whole outlook on them.
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Devils Advocate
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Dec 2, 2011 1:31pm


It's christmas at my house every night....
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LJ
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Dec 2, 2011 1:31pm
Devils Advocate;997988 wrote:

It's christmas at my house every night....
You wrap a meth head in christmas lights?
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Fred Flintstone
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Dec 2, 2011 2:12pm
I put them up each year because my wife and daughter love them. Is it a pain in the ass? Yes, but it's only a couple of hours each year so I deal with it.
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Devils Advocate
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Dec 2, 2011 2:14pm
LJ;997989 wrote:You wrap a meth head in christmas lights?
Yes, and you forgot crack head as well.

She's always between a rock and a hard place.
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ernest_t_bass
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Dec 2, 2011 2:16pm
DeyDurkie5;997836 wrote:go fuck yourself and your gay house
like_that;997837 wrote:Hey let me start a thread about something stupid and then in the op predict how people will pwn me!

/etfail
LOL
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voewoody
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Dec 2, 2011 2:24pm
I put them up because of the wife! However, my neighbor thinks he's Clark Effing Griswold and lights up the whole damn neighborhood.