Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Nov 28, 2011 2:45pm
When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
end rant
Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
end rant
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Nov 28, 2011 2:48pm
Sounds like someone pissed on your floor, used your toothbrush, ate all your food and drank your booze, then upperdecked your toilet, and boned your wife (PIIHB, of course).
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Nov 28, 2011 3:26pm
And it is NOT funny for you to change the message on my answering machine.
( It was funny, but my MOM didn't appreciate the blow jobs at the KKK meeting reference)
( It was funny, but my MOM didn't appreciate the blow jobs at the KKK meeting reference)
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 28, 2011 3:49pm
Sorry, Dude.
We still on for next Thanksgiving?
We still on for next Thanksgiving?
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Nov 28, 2011 3:56pm
I voted
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 28, 2011 4:02pm
Repsvball10set;991612 wrote:I voted
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Nov 28, 2011 4:25pm
shhhh (LJIWY) ....plus, you liedFatHobbit;991627 wrote:Reps
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 28, 2011 4:46pm
I only kinda lied. Apparently I have to spread it around first.vball10set;991666 wrote:shhhh (LJIWY) ....plus, you lied
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Nov 28, 2011 5:04pm
I thought maybe ccrunner609 spent the night until I saw the words "bone my wife". If "my wife" were replaced with "me" then I would have been right.Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
end rant
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Nov 28, 2011 5:09pm
It would have been "bone my kids" if it were ccrunner.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 28, 2011 5:17pm
Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY ****ING TOOTHBRUSH
The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
end rant
Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
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Sonofanump
Nov 28, 2011 6:46pm
Surprised that have not taken his up on his offer for the couch.thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Nov 28, 2011 7:16pm
thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
Wouldn't a man with no legs have to sit to pee?
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Nov 29, 2011 11:11am
This did not help....Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
Lift seat
Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
end rant
Hope this helps.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 1, 2011 12:03am
Not if he climbs up on the sink and pisses into the toilet from there. Kind of like pissing off a high cliff only for a midget or cripple.pnhasbeen;991941 wrote:Wouldn't a man with no legs have to sit to pee?thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Dec 1, 2011 12:23am
dwccrew;995956 wrote:Not if he climbs up on the sink and pisses into the toilet from there. Kind of like pissing off a high cliff only for a midget or cripple.
Thanks for the insight.
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Dec 1, 2011 12:41am
Why would you rather have someone piss in your shower than in the deep water?