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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Nov 20, 2011 11:58 AM
Just taking a look and my google analytics account, checking out traffic sources and a few search terms stood out. These numbers are all from the last month (Oct 20-Nov 19)

"Penn state jokes" - 432 visits (95% new visitors) - We were on the first page of google for this search term for a while
"clown porn gif" - 257 visits (but only 2% were new visitors)
"jessica alba sex tape" - 92 visits (97% new visitors)
"Bauserman passing chart" - 67 visits (33% new visitors)
"greg oden penis" - 67 visits (100% new visitors)
"list of turn ons" - 66 visits (97% new visitors)
"Nick Mangold ewok" - 60 visits (100% new visitors)
"Midget dating" - 44 visits (98% new visitors)
"girlsinyogapants.com" - 44 visits (77% new visitors)
"nick mangold sister" - 34 visits (88% new visitors)
"boob" - 33 visits (91% new visitors)
"underboob" - 27 visits (100% new visitors)
"hope solo nipples" - 9 visits (10% new visitors)
"asian massage ohio" - 8 visits (100% new visitors)
"nude pics of sister" - 8 visits (87% new visitors) - WHY IS THIS NOT 100%?? Perverts.
Nov 20, 2011 11:58am
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ytownfootball

Bold faced liar...

6,978 posts
Nov 20, 2011 12:02 PM
smh...classy list

should be able to bump that shat up with a little fortitude
Nov 20, 2011 12:02pm
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Mooney44Cards

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2,754 posts
Nov 20, 2011 12:16 PM
Lets start entire threads about the craziest shit we can think of and see how many people it brings in.
Nov 20, 2011 12:16pm
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said_aouita

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Nov 20, 2011 12:31 PM
Mooney44Cards;980512 wrote:Lets start entire threads about the craziest **** we can think of and see how many people it brings in.
How about we combine two of the above?

I'm thinking - "greg odens penis dating a midget"
Nov 20, 2011 12:31pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Nov 20, 2011 12:39 PM
"list of turn ons greg oden penis"
Nov 20, 2011 12:39pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Nov 20, 2011 12:42 PM
Curly J;980528 wrote:"list of turn ons greg oden penis"
Indeed
Nov 20, 2011 12:42pm
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NYFan54

I got deez cheeseburgers

570 posts
Nov 20, 2011 1:01 PM
Teacher-student hookups didn't even make the list? Google will be getting a certified letter from Justin soon.
Nov 20, 2011 1:01pm
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Ironman92

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Nov 20, 2011 1:46 PM
"Aroused Greg Oden" 1st down measuring device.
Nov 20, 2011 1:46pm
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OneBuckeye

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Nov 20, 2011 1:50 PM
"clown porn gif" - 257 visits (but only 2% were new visitors)

lulz
Nov 20, 2011 1:50pm
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september63

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Nov 20, 2011 2:04 PM
I dont see many reasons to brag on this site there.
Nov 20, 2011 2:04pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Nov 20, 2011 2:09 PM
"boob underboob"
Nov 20, 2011 2:09pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Nov 20, 2011 2:16 PM
september63;980734 wrote:I dont see many reasons to brag on this site there.
Who's bragging? There were far more relevant search terms bringing traffic here, these were just funny. Derp.
Nov 20, 2011 2:16pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Nov 20, 2011 2:19 PM
justincredible;980777 wrote:Who's bragging? There were far more relevant search terms bringing traffic here, these were just funny. Derp.
reps,,,, ban him, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2011 2:19pm
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Mulva

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Nov 20, 2011 2:41 PM
There are more people searching for Nick Mangold ewok then I would expect.
Nov 20, 2011 2:41pm
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Ironman92

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Nov 20, 2011 2:58 PM
I typed in "JJ Huddle aftermath"....but no showings of this baby.
Nov 20, 2011 2:58pm
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vball10set

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Nov 20, 2011 3:12 PM
"hope solo nipples" - 9 visits (10% new visitors)
I missed this thread--were there any pics??
Nov 20, 2011 3:12pm
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Nov 20, 2011 5:02 PM
said_aouita;980518 wrote:How about we combine two of the above?

I'm thinking - "greg odens penis dating a midget"
Greg Oden's penis dating a midget wearing yoga pants while getting an asian massage in ohio
Nov 20, 2011 5:02pm
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gut

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Nov 20, 2011 5:04 PM
How did I miss the "Jessica Alba sex tape" thread?
Nov 20, 2011 5:04pm
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said_aouita

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Nov 20, 2011 6:41 PM
Glory Days;981187 wrote:Greg Oden's penis dating a midget wearing yoga pants while getting an asian massage in ohio
reps
Nov 20, 2011 6:41pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Nov 20, 2011 6:50 PM
Greg Oden's penis is Nick Mangold's sister.
Nov 20, 2011 6:50pm
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Glory Days

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Nov 20, 2011 7:32 PM
said_aouita;981371 wrote:reps
you know you can literally give reps, not just say "reps"?
Nov 20, 2011 7:32pm
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Nov 20, 2011 7:50 PM
Glory Days;981458 wrote:you know you can literally give reps, not just say "reps"?
Rep whore
Nov 20, 2011 7:50pm
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said_aouita

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Nov 20, 2011 7:52 PM
Glory Days;981458 wrote:you know you can literally give reps, not just say "reps"?
last I tried it wasn't working.
Nov 20, 2011 7:52pm
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Nov 20, 2011 8:06 PM
I just noticed that we are up to 9700 registered members, is it just me or is the site really starting to grow? Last I checked a few months ago it seemed like it was around 7500.
Nov 20, 2011 8:06pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Nov 20, 2011 8:40 PM
Only about 30 post on a reg basis. All of those 30 suck ass.
Nov 20, 2011 8:40pm