My Girlfriend's Twilight Experience

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Nov 18, 2011 3:35pm
My girlfriend got a free ticket to the Twilight movie courtesy of her friends for the midnight viewing last night. This was the first time she ever saw one of the Twilight movies in theaters. I got a phone call from her on my lunch break at about 2:30 am telling me how creepy the vibe was in the theater. Obviously my initial reaction was to laugh since she certainly should have seen an odd bunch of fanatics in the audience coming during a midnight release but I guess things got pretty interesting. According to her when the protagonist and the vampire had sex, the entire audience, even a few of her friends, started clapping uncontrollably and almost a quarter of the whole movie theater was then crying. WTF! I've seen my fair share of movies but I've never heard of anything like this. Also considering the trigger to this unwavering happiness from the crowd of preteen - elderly women, how creepy is this situation?
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Nov 18, 2011 3:37pm
meh, it's not different than when Ron and Hermione kissed in Harry Potter. Fans have been waiting for the moment. I find it more funny than creepy. Lol
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Nov 18, 2011 3:38pm
bradmaynard;978215 wrote:My girlfriend got a free ticket to the Twilight movie courtesy of her friends for the midnight viewing last night. This was the first time she ever saw one of the Twilight movies in theaters. I got a phone call from her on my lunch break at about 2:30 am telling me how creepy the vibe was in the theater. Obviously my initial reaction was to laugh since she certainly should have seen an odd bunch of fanatics in the audience coming during a midnight release but I guess things got pretty interesting. According to her when the protagonist and the vampire had sex, the entire audience, even a few of her friends, started clapping uncontrollably and almost a quarter of the whole movie theater was then crying. WTF! I've seen my fair share of movies but I've never heard of anything like this. Also considering the trigger to this unwavering happiness from the crowd of preteen - elderly women, how creepy is this situation?
Be honest, this is exactly how you reacted during Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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Nov 18, 2011 3:38pm
Jerry Sandusky clapped and cried during A Serbian Film​. Not creepy at all.
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Nov 18, 2011 3:42pm
I *think* I wear pants had a good pic somewhere that summed up twilight. (Maybe it was someone else, I can't remember)
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Nov 18, 2011 3:44pm
FatHobbit;978229 wrote:I *think* I wear pants had a good pic somewhere that summed up twilight. (Maybe it was someone else, I can't remember)



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Nov 18, 2011 3:44pm
FatHobbit;978218 wrote:meh, it's not different than when Ron and Hermione kissed in Harry Potter. Fans have been waiting for the moment. I find it more funny than creepy. Lol
If I were sitting in the theater I would be laughing hysterically but making sure to take note of the fact that people so in to Twilight that they started crying during a sex scene with a vampire 360 degrees around me.
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Nov 18, 2011 3:49pm
Twilight Crashers anyone?
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Nov 18, 2011 3:57pm
SnotBubbles;978232 wrote:


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No, lol wtf?
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Nov 18, 2011 3:59pm
FatHobbit;978249 wrote:No, lol wtf?
It's the dreamy dude from Twilight cuddling me....durrrrr!
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Nov 18, 2011 4:00pm
SnotBubbles;978253 wrote:It's the dreamy dude from Twilight cuddling me....durrrrr!
First of all, why?

Second of all, that's the werewolf, not the vampire.
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Nov 18, 2011 4:00pm
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Nov 18, 2011 4:03pm
SnotBubbles;978232 wrote:


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reps
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Nov 18, 2011 4:05pm
I find the whole Twilight experience very odd. I have three pre-teen daughters, I expect them to be into the movies/books, (maybe not the sex stuff so much) but I am not understanding why all these older broads are into this shit.
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Nov 18, 2011 4:06pm
FatHobbit;978255 wrote:First of all, why?

Second of all, that's the werewolf, not the vampire.
Uhhmmm....because it was my facebook profile picture for a minute. And I never said he was a vampire. (Even though I've never seen any of the movies so I don't know).
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Nov 18, 2011 4:06pm
FatHobbit;978255 wrote:First of all, why?

Second of all, that's the werewolf, not the vampire.
LMAO ...perhaps Snot thinks the Werewolf is "dreamy"...while it is apparent you, FatHobbit are attracted to the Vampire (hes so dreamy).....:laugh:
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Nov 18, 2011 4:06pm
SnotBubbles;978266 wrote:(Even though I've never seen any of the movies so I don't know).
Liar
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Nov 18, 2011 4:07pm
1_beast;978267 wrote:LMAO ...perhaps Snot thinks the Werewolf is "dreamy"...while it is apparent you, FatHobbit are attracted to the Vampire (hes so dreamy).....:laugh:
So one is Team Jacob, and the other Team Edward?
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Nov 18, 2011 4:10pm
FatHobbit;978269 wrote:Liar
Swear on baby Jebus.
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Nov 18, 2011 4:11pm
THE4RINGZ;978270 wrote:So one is Team Jacob, and the other Team Edward?
Lol, my daughter is Team Jacob
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Nov 18, 2011 4:13pm
FatHobbit;978277 wrote:Lol, my daughter is Team Jacob
I'd be careful she might be misleading you and really a member of Team Edward. Those vampires/werewolves are sneaky like that.
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Nov 18, 2011 4:16pm


Holy fuck! I googled "Team Edward" and apparently this is a real movement. Shame on you grown men for knowing this....SMH.
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Nov 18, 2011 4:17pm
SnotBubbles;978286 wrote:

Holy fuck! I googled "Team Edward" and apparently this is a real movement. Shame on you grown men for knowing this....SMH.
Says the guy who photoshops himself into pics with Jacob.
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Nov 18, 2011 4:18pm
FatHobbit;978288 wrote:Says the guy who is carrying Jacob's love child.

FIFY
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Nov 18, 2011 4:20pm
FatHobbit;978288 wrote:Says the guy who photoshops himself into pics with Jacob.
Shame. :)