Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Nov 17, 2011 4:11pm
My senior year of highschool i ended up being in the bathroom at the same time as 2 of my friends after lunch. In walks the French teacher 2 drop a deuce. We end up turning the lights off as he gets started. Later that day i recieved a dentention for "turning the bathroom lights off, thus plunging me into darkness" Probably doesnt seem funny 2 most on here but im sure some people will have some good ones.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Nov 17, 2011 4:16pm
Horsed around with a kid at Penn State
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Nov 17, 2011 4:44pm
With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I hadn't found that post so amusing.gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State
tcarrier32
Posts: 1,497
Nov 17, 2011 10:31pm
marijuana
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Nov 17, 2011 10:34pm
Got a dtb charge on my 18th bday for trying to rush the gate (without a ticket) at a concert in cbus.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2011 10:36pm
I wish I would have done more to try and stop it.gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 17, 2011 10:40pm
Got arrested the night of my bachelor party for public intox.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2011 10:43pm
Getting banned from JJ for posting about Freehuddle.com
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2011 10:44pm
That was funnier than the certified letter?justincredible;977275 wrote:Got arrested the night of my bachelor party for public intox.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 17, 2011 10:46pm
Well, I didn't technically get in trouble with the certified letter. They were just being dicks.dwccrew;977298 wrote:That was funnier than the certified letter?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 17, 2011 10:47pm
Also, I was once investigated by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2011 10:48pm
Yeah, you counterfeited an entire website. Respectjustincredible;977307 wrote:Also, I was once investigated by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 17, 2011 10:49pm
Reps. But seriously, they thought I was making and/or knowingly passing counterfeit money. They were wrong.dwccrew;977313 wrote:Yeah, you counterfeited an entire website. Respect
thePITman
Posts: 3,867
Nov 18, 2011 1:28pm
When I was in 2nd grade (1995) I was the only person who really knew how to use a computer. There was a girl we thought had cooties, so I made an Excel spreadsheet that showed her (in rank w/ other girls) and their relative level of cooties and what each level of cooties meant (how disgusting it was). My paper was acquired by the enemy on the school bus before we arrived at school, so I was sent to the principal's office with a detention slip. Fortunately, the detention slip wasn't filled out correctly by the bus driver, so I never got a detention, and I was out of there before my fellow bus-mates had gotten let off the bus. But to this day I remember the lecture I got from the principal. Haha.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 18, 2011 1:33pm
There was a last kid with the name "Keener," when I was in the 3rd grade. I was going down the halls saying, "John Doe Keener, kisses his wiener," and a little girls told on me. Then in the fourth grade I killed a guy. Still can't believe that dumb bitch told on me for saying wiener.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 18, 2011 3:52pm
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 18, 2011 4:08pm
Fix'd.ernest_t_bass;978065 wrote:There was a last kid with the name "Keener," when I was in the 3rd grade. I was going down the halls saying, "John Doe Keener, I kissed his wiener," and a little girls told on me. Then in the fourth grade I killed a guy. Still can't believe that dumb bitch told on me for saying wiener.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 18, 2011 4:10pm
Reps. I went to school with ETB. This is troof.Heretic;978272 wrote:Fix'd.
bradmaynard
Posts: 277
Nov 18, 2011 4:14pm
ETB yelling at me for going on ESPN at the end of class then having our resident school librarian word for word do the exact same thing the next period. ETB and the school librarian were perfect for each other.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 18, 2011 4:18pm
Wait....who are you in real life?bradmaynard;978284 wrote:ETB yelling at me for going on ESPN at the end of class then having our resident school librarian word for word do the exact same thing the next period. ETB and the school librarian were perfect for each other.
bradmaynard
Posts: 277
Nov 18, 2011 4:23pm
In real life I'm a twenty year old college student who works third shift stocking shelves at Meijer.SnotBubbles;978292 wrote:Wait....who are you in real life?
KR1245
Posts: 4,317
Nov 18, 2011 4:23pm
Took a sh#t on top of a van
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 18, 2011 4:26pm
Yeah...I texted ETB and he cleared it up for me. Congrats on the awesome career choice.bradmaynard;978302 wrote:In real life I'm a twenty year old college student who works third shift stocking shelves at Meijer.
Dr Winston O'Boogie
Posts: 1,799
Nov 18, 2011 4:31pm
One of the great sorrows of my life.gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State
bradmaynard
Posts: 277
Nov 18, 2011 4:31pm
If this ends up being my career choice you guys can start a "Suicide Pool" thread on bradmaynard.SnotBubbles;978309 wrote:Yeah...I texted ETB and he cleared it up for me. Congrats on the awesome career choice.