Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Nov 17, 2011 10:43am
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>Ripped it up in a public place.
It happens and the devastation leaves a lasting olfactory impression for those that follow or enter without warning..
Has this ever happen to you or where you the culprit?
After my encounter this morning at the Bob Evans I'm now inventing a out side the door meter for public restrooms that will warm on comers of the potential odors levels inside.</SPAN>
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>Ripped it up in a public place.It happens and the devastation leaves a lasting olfactory impression for those that follow or enter without warning..
Has this ever happen to you or where you the culprit?
After my encounter this morning at the Bob Evans I'm now inventing a out side the door meter for public restrooms that will warm on comers of the potential odors levels inside.</SPAN>
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Nov 17, 2011 11:33am
It might be tough for a meter to differentiate the gases emitted from your body versus the high concentration of them naturally in the air.Belly35;976257 wrote:<O
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 1:03pm
Zwick is so smart he could reverse engineer Belly's farts.
Go4alOngbOmB
Posts: 673
Nov 17, 2011 1:08pm
I use what I like to call the "little kid meter".
If I can lay down the second coming of Hiroshima in a public bathroom, most adults who come in will just smell it and THINK to themselves "Holy Shit!"
Little kids on the other hand, will walk it, slam their face into my wall of ass gas and tell the world "Man it stinks in here Daddy!"
When you can make something that still occasionally shits themselves scream in terror, you have accomplished your mission.
If I can lay down the second coming of Hiroshima in a public bathroom, most adults who come in will just smell it and THINK to themselves "Holy Shit!"
Little kids on the other hand, will walk it, slam their face into my wall of ass gas and tell the world "Man it stinks in here Daddy!"
When you can make something that still occasionally shits themselves scream in terror, you have accomplished your mission.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Nov 17, 2011 1:10pm
So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.Steel Valley Football;976388 wrote:Zwick is so smart he could reverse engineer Belly's farts.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Nov 17, 2011 1:30pm
Bazinga ... :laugh:ZWICK 4 PREZ;976400 wrote:So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 1:33pm
...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.ZWICK 4 PREZ;976400 wrote:So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.
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MontyBrunswick
Nov 17, 2011 1:34pm
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 1:36pm
Belly35;976423 wrote:Bazinga ... :laugh:
Ok Barry Fucking McQuire.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Nov 17, 2011 1:39pm
Steel Valley Football;976431 wrote:...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.
No, monkey in the literal sense. Like the primate you've barely evolved from kind of monkey. Get it now?
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Nov 17, 2011 1:43pm
I don't think he will maybe you should post him a picture just to clarify further.ZWICK 4 PREZ;976459 wrote:No, monkey in the literal sense. Like the primate you've barely evolved from kind of monkey. Get it now?
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Nov 17, 2011 1:57pm
Iliketurtles;976463 wrote:I don't think he will maybe you should post him a picture just to clarify further.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 2:01pm
I get it now, thanks. Your mom just dates black people then; not monkeys. My bad.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 17, 2011 2:07pm
Hey, chuckleheads. Stop.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 2:29pm
He's right. We are ruining a perfectly good thread about defacating.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Nov 17, 2011 3:08pm
Remember, the internet is serious sh*t.Steel Valley Football;976553 wrote:He's right. We are ruining a perfectly good thread about defacating.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 6:09pm
said_aouita;976617 wrote:Remember, the internet is serious sh*t.
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You should meet Justin.
When I met him, I reached out to shake his hand and he punched me in the throat. That's serious business.
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Nov 17, 2011 6:11pm
youre lucky it wasnt aSteel Valley Football;976816 wrote:You should meet Justin.
When I met him, I reached out to shake his hand and he punched me in the throat. That's serious business.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2011 6:16pm
Steel Valley Football;976431 wrote:...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.
You're still with the mom jokes? You really need some better material. Let me guess, you gonna hit me with a mom joke? LOL:thumbdown:Steel Valley Football;976506 wrote:I get it now, thanks. Your mom just dates black people then; not monkeys. My bad.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2011 11:11pm
Actually, it's you that don't get it....so I'll clue you in: it's supposed to be dumb.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2011 11:14pm
Steel Valley Football;977373 wrote:Actually, it's you that don't get it....so I'll clue you in: it's supposed to be dumb.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 18, 2011 8:09am
Wow yeah it's been explained here before and ad nauseam on the other sites. Maybe you need to pay better attention.