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Belly35

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Nov 17, 2011 10:43 AM
<o:p>Ripped it up in a public place.

It happens and the devastation leaves a lasting olfactory impression for those that follow or enter without warning..

Has this ever happen to you or where you the culprit?




After my encounter this morning at the Bob Evans I'm now inventing a out side the door meter for public restrooms that will warm on comers of the potential odors levels inside.</SPAN>






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Nov 17, 2011 10:43am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM
Belly35;976257 wrote:<O:pAfter my encounter this morning at the Bob Evans I'm now inventing a out side the door meter for public restrooms that will warm on comers of the potential odors levels inside.
It might be tough for a meter to differentiate the gases emitted from your body versus the high concentration of them naturally in the air.
Nov 17, 2011 11:33am
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 1:03 PM
Zwick is so smart he could reverse engineer Belly's farts.
Nov 17, 2011 1:03pm
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Go4alOngbOmB

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Nov 17, 2011 1:08 PM
I use what I like to call the "little kid meter".

If I can lay down the second coming of Hiroshima in a public bathroom, most adults who come in will just smell it and THINK to themselves "Holy Shit!"

Little kids on the other hand, will walk it, slam their face into my wall of ass gas and tell the world "Man it stinks in here Daddy!"

When you can make something that still occasionally shits themselves scream in terror, you have accomplished your mission.
Nov 17, 2011 1:08pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Nov 17, 2011 1:10 PM
Steel Valley Football;976388 wrote:Zwick is so smart he could reverse engineer Belly's farts.
So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.
Nov 17, 2011 1:10pm
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Belly35

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Nov 17, 2011 1:30 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;976400 wrote:So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.
Bazinga ... :laugh:
Nov 17, 2011 1:30pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 1:33 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;976400 wrote:So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.
...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.
Nov 17, 2011 1:33pm
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Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM
Nov 17, 2011 1:34pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 1:36 PM
Belly35;976423 wrote:Bazinga ... :laugh:

Ok Barry Fucking McQuire.
Nov 17, 2011 1:36pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Nov 17, 2011 1:39 PM
Steel Valley Football;976431 wrote:...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.

No, monkey in the literal sense. Like the primate you've barely evolved from kind of monkey. Get it now?
Nov 17, 2011 1:39pm
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Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;976459 wrote:No, monkey in the literal sense. Like the primate you've barely evolved from kind of monkey. Get it now?
I don't think he will maybe you should post him a picture just to clarify further.
Nov 17, 2011 1:43pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM
Iliketurtles;976463 wrote:I don't think he will maybe you should post him a picture just to clarify further.
Nov 17, 2011 1:57pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 2:01 PM
I get it now, thanks. Your mom just dates black people then; not monkeys. My bad.
Nov 17, 2011 2:01pm
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justincredible

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Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM
Hey, chuckleheads. Stop.
Nov 17, 2011 2:07pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM
He's right. We are ruining a perfectly good thread about defacating.
Nov 17, 2011 2:29pm
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said_aouita

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Nov 17, 2011 3:08 PM
Steel Valley Football;976553 wrote:He's right. We are ruining a perfectly good thread about defacating.
Remember, the internet is serious sh*t.

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Nov 17, 2011 3:08pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 6:09 PM
said_aouita;976617 wrote:Remember, the internet is serious sh*t.

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You should meet Justin.

When I met him, I reached out to shake his hand and he punched me in the throat. That's serious business.
Nov 17, 2011 6:09pm
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

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Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM
Steel Valley Football;976816 wrote:You should meet Justin.

When I met him, I reached out to shake his hand and he punched me in the throat. That's serious business.
youre lucky it wasnt a
Nov 17, 2011 6:11pm
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Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM
Steel Valley Football;976431 wrote:...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.
Steel Valley Football;976506 wrote:I get it now, thanks. Your mom just dates black people then; not monkeys. My bad.
You're still with the mom jokes? You really need some better material. Let me guess, you gonna hit me with a mom joke? LOL:thumbdown:
Nov 17, 2011 6:16pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 17, 2011 11:11 PM
Actually, it's you that don't get it....so I'll clue you in: it's supposed to be dumb.
Nov 17, 2011 11:11pm
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Nov 17, 2011 11:14 PM
Steel Valley Football;977373 wrote:Actually, it's you that don't get it....so I'll clue you in: it's supposed to be dumb.
Nov 17, 2011 11:14pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 18, 2011 8:09 AM
Wow yeah it's been explained here before and ad nauseam on the other sites. Maybe you need to pay better attention.
Nov 18, 2011 8:09am