Need help with teen speak/text lingo.

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Mr. 300
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Nov 10, 2011 7:02pm
Had a friend's daughter say she wanted to polar bear with her BF. What the flock does it mean?
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gorocks99
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Nov 10, 2011 7:06pm
She's getting golden gate bridged, no doubt.
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tcarrier32
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Nov 10, 2011 7:19pm
i bet shes about to suck him off with an ice cube in her mouth.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polar%20bear
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karen lotz
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Nov 10, 2011 7:20pm
tcarrier32;967176 wrote:i bet shes about to suck him off with an ice cube in her mouth.

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sleeper
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Nov 10, 2011 7:20pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polar bear&page=5

a long frozen peice of poop, used as a dildo
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1_beast
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Nov 10, 2011 7:22pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polar%20bear&defid=2884338 LOL Sounds like a nice girl!

i guess polar bearing is better than Bukkake talk.
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1_beast
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Nov 10, 2011 7:24pm
LOL REPS all around....
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dwccrew
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Nov 10, 2011 7:34pm
By friend's daughter you mean your daughter. She's going to have sexual relations of some sort with her boyfriend. Probably involves beastiality.
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Sonofanump
Nov 10, 2011 7:42pm
Angry Dragon is the best for lulz.
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skank
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Nov 10, 2011 7:42pm
Don't lie about the reason you want to know....You're hooking up with some young boy on the internet aren't you? Btw, since when can you use a media device at your Amish farm?
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skank
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Nov 10, 2011 7:44pm
dwccrew;967191 wrote:By friend's daughter you mean your daughter. She's going to have sexual relations of some sort with her boyfriend. Probably involves beastiality.


The guy is Amish, if it involved beastiality, he would know what it meant.
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dwccrew
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Nov 10, 2011 7:48pm
skank;967202 wrote:The guy is Amish, if it involved beastiality, he would know what it meant.
Yeah but Polar Bears aren't usually found in Amish country, so I can see where he'd get confused.
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THE4RINGZ
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Nov 10, 2011 7:52pm
Polar Bear > Nittany Lion.
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vball10set
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Nov 10, 2011 8:16pm
THE4RINGZ;967212 wrote:Polar Bear > Nittany Lion.
lol--REPS!!!
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June18
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Nov 10, 2011 8:21pm
You sure it's not the Smokey Bear?
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Mr. 300
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Nov 10, 2011 9:31pm
Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter peeps. She's a little on the wild side, and he isn't hip to a lot of this stuff. I'm in tune with two teenage sons, but have never heard this one before.

Some of y'all need some serious help.:D
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Mulva
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Nov 10, 2011 10:42pm
I'm guessing it means she wants to hunt for seals and lose her habitat.

It's either that or the frozen poop dildo one, for sure.
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1_beast
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Nov 10, 2011 10:43pm
at least she isnt asking him for a cleveland steamer (yet)
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THE4RINGZ
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Nov 10, 2011 10:48pm
1_beast;967404 wrote:at least she isnt asking him for a cleveland steamer (yet)

I am more of a fan of the Roman Helmet.
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gorocks99
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Nov 10, 2011 10:54pm
I'm partial to the Tennessee Switcheroo ... gets her every time.
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Sonofanump
Nov 10, 2011 10:56pm
I love giving the bus driver, never enough usage of the horn.
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THE4RINGZ
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Nov 10, 2011 10:56pm
The donkey punch kicks ass too.
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I Wear Pants
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Nov 10, 2011 11:53pm
THE4RINGZ;967416 wrote:The donkey punch kicks ass too.
How can a punch also be a kick?
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password
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Nov 11, 2011 12:08am
Mr. 300;967316 wrote:Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter peeps. She's a little on the wild side, and he isn't hip to a lot of this stuff. I'm in tune with two teenage sons, but have never heard this one before.

Some of y'all need some serious help.:D


Fixed...This is what you wanted to say.

Mr. 300;967316 wrote:Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter bitches. She's a little whore, and he isn't concerned as long as they can still shower together. I'm down with the chicks my sons date, but have never banged this one before.

Some of y'all need to bang this chick soon.:D
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bigkahuna
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Nov 11, 2011 1:51am
Alabama Hotpocket anyone?