Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Nov 3, 2011 2:22pm
So some dude spanked it in front of Erin Andrews. What the hell is going on up there in Bristol? Isn't this about the 100th guy who has been let go due to some deviant behavior. Seriously, if this happened to this extent in most places of business wouldn't some agency be all over this?
http://deadspin.com/5855807/why-an-espn-vp-filed-a-pre+emptive-lawsuit-denying-he-masturbated-in-front-of-erin-andrews
http://deadspin.com/5855807/why-an-espn-vp-filed-a-pre+emptive-lawsuit-denying-he-masturbated-in-front-of-erin-andrews
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Nov 3, 2011 2:33pm
In his defense...I would totally jerk it in front of Erin Andrews, too.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 3, 2011 2:36pm
In a court of law, how will the "look, your honor, you know and I know that she wasn't going to willingly have sex with me, so what other choice did I have but jerk it in front of her?" defense work?sherm03;956505 wrote:In his defense...I would totally jerk it in front of Erin Andrews, too.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Nov 3, 2011 2:39pm
I would dismiss that case. Especially when the defense presented Exhibit A:Heretic;956506 wrote:In a court of law, how will the "look, your honor, you know and I know that she wasn't going to willingly have sex with me, so what other choice did I have but jerk it in front of her?" defense work?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Nov 3, 2011 2:40pm
just do like me. take creepshots of her then spank later
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 3, 2011 2:44pm
Thinking Ms. Andrews needs to lighten up here and just roll with it!
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 3, 2011 2:45pm
Her twin, Crystal Eggar on TWC, I think gets better airtime on TV.
What about Wendi Nix? Does she have no body? I think she looks good but never show a full body shot.
Am a Beadle fan myself over Andrews.
What about Wendi Nix? Does she have no body? I think she looks good but never show a full body shot.
Am a Beadle fan myself over Andrews.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Nov 3, 2011 2:48pm
A friend of mine, who is a managing partner at a law firm had to fire another attorney in the firm when he got caught banging an associate in her office.Heretic;956506 wrote:In a court of law, how will the "look, your honor, you know and I know that she wasn't going to willingly have sex with me, so what other choice did I have but jerk it in front of her?" defense work?
He said the guy initially denied doing the deed but when asked further he finally admitted to it. The fired guy's response was classic: , "In my defense Joe, have you seen her?"
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 3, 2011 2:52pm
Didnt our fearless leader, justunincredible, meet her and get his pic taken with her awhile back?
So, justin, did you make a quick trip to the bathroom after meeting her?
So, justin, did you make a quick trip to the bathroom after meeting her?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 3, 2011 2:54pm
We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.thavoice;956526 wrote:Didnt our fearless leader, justunincredible, meet her and get his pic taken with her awhile back?
So, justin, did you make a quick trip to the bathroom after meeting her?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 3, 2011 3:19pm
By "we", you mean you and the security guards that were called to escort you out after you suggested that you and her do it in the bathroom, amirite?justincredible;956531 wrote:We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Nov 3, 2011 3:23pm
You sir, are no Justin Bieber.justincredible;956531 wrote:We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 3, 2011 3:25pm
Sorry, Erin has a little more class than a 19 year old groupie.gorocks99;956575 wrote:You sir, are no Justin Bieber.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Nov 3, 2011 3:29pm
Much to your chagrin, I'm sure.justincredible;956577 wrote:Sorry, Erin has a little more class than a 19 year old groupie.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 3, 2011 3:34pm
OPERATIVE word: Quick.justincredible;956531 wrote:We made a quick trip backstage. She refused to do it in the bathroom.
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Nov 3, 2011 4:13pm
sherm03;956510 wrote:I would dismiss that case. Especially when the defense presented Exhibit A:
This might be the best picture I've seen of Erin Andrews yet.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 3, 2011 4:20pm
I gave her the best 10 seconds of my life.thavoice;956591 wrote:OPERATIVE word: Quick.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Nov 3, 2011 4:21pm
i'm calling BS. if this story were true police would be involved. (disclaimer, i didn't read the article in the link so they may have been involve and it's just not been mentioned here.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Nov 3, 2011 4:24pm
She apparently didn't want to press charges, just wanted the whole thing to go away.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Nov 3, 2011 5:36pm
wtf. this is so retarded. if there were no reprecussions (other than losing a job) i'd beat it in front of every hot chick i ever saw.karen lotz;956648 wrote:She apparently didn't want to press charges, just wanted the whole thing to go away.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Nov 3, 2011 5:47pm
Erin Andrews is overrated. She's not hot enough for stalking or public masturbation.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Nov 3, 2011 5:52pm
I did as well.thavoice;956526 wrote:Didnt our fearless leader, justunincredible, meet her and get his pic taken with her awhile back?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Nov 3, 2011 5:55pm
Good to know!j_crazy;956717 wrote:wtf. this is so retarded. if there were no reprecussions (other than losing a job) i'd beat it in front of every hot chick i ever saw.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Nov 3, 2011 6:16pm
gut;956723 wrote:Erin Andrews is overrated. She's not hot enough for stalking or public masturbation.
Who is hot enough for public masturbation?
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berry
Posts: 475
Nov 3, 2011 7:07pm
Erin has a gameday sign. "Not so fast, my friend."