72 days

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gerb131
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Oct 31, 2011 2:49pm
And Kim K. is now single again. I'm guessing Kris wasnt black enough.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-divorce-kris-humphries-files/
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password
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Oct 31, 2011 2:56pm
I am thinking that Kris refused to piss on her during sex and she was not happy.
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Oct 31, 2011 2:57pm
[h=6]"How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Kim asks Kris when he suggests they move to his hometown. His response? "Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, nobody will probably care about you."[/h]
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gerb131
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Oct 31, 2011 2:58pm
password;952265 wrote:I am thinking that Kris refused to piss on her during sex and she was not happy.
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raiderbuck
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Oct 31, 2011 7:46pm
Scarlet_Buckeye;952268 wrote:"How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Kim asks Kris when he suggests they move to his hometown. His response? "Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, nobody will probably care about you."
Kris is a douchebag, but that is hilarious
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se-alum
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Oct 31, 2011 9:59pm
Nice little $18,000,000 money grab for the 2 of them.
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Oct 31, 2011 10:00pm
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Oct 31, 2011 10:00pm
Scarlet_Buckeye;952268 wrote:"How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Kim asks Kris when he suggests they move to his hometown. His response? "Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, nobody will probably care about you."
Probably something they should have figured out before they slid the rings on each other's fingers.
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Nov 1, 2011 12:12pm
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thavoice
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Nov 1, 2011 5:24pm
Shit. 72 days? My wife first threatened a divorce after 65 days, and probably is in the double digits now after just over a year of wedded hell.
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Nov 1, 2011 5:26pm
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gerb131
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Nov 1, 2011 6:55pm
She'll be banging Reggie Bush real soon.
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GOONx19
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Nov 1, 2011 9:58pm
Or Brandy's brother.
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Nov 1, 2011 10:01pm
thavoice;953812 wrote:Shit. 72 days? My wife first threatened a divorce after 65 days, and probably is in the double digits now after just over a year of wedded hell.
When wifeofthavoice sees this look out