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cam93
Posts: 128
Dec 10, 2009 8:17pm
lemme hear em!
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 10, 2009 8:17pm
I would like to co manage a bed and breakfast with Satan......salary=80 grand.
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cam93
Posts: 128
Dec 10, 2009 8:21pm
my fantasy is giving my cousin a haircut while my hand is on the center of his head and shave around it
ohiotiger33
Posts: 1,500
Dec 10, 2009 9:12pm
Me, and all Victoria's Secret models. At once.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Dec 11, 2009 7:36am
Two chicks at the same
fish82
Posts: 4,111
Dec 11, 2009 7:39am
Me, three female midgets, and a case of Cheese Whiz at the Glengoyne Distillery in Scotland. Good times.
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 11, 2009 8:01am
It's not all that fun.fish82 wrote: Me, three female midgets, and a case of Cheese Whiz at the Glengoyne Distillery in Scotland. Good times.
The cheese stains your skin.
nc52
Posts: 419
Dec 11, 2009 3:09pm
mine would be with 2 women, a naked picture of Bea Arthur, the band GWAR, some power tools, and a slip and slide
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Dec 11, 2009 5:26pm
Probably a world free of hate.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Dec 11, 2009 5:32pm
Harsher punishment for parole violators........and world peace.
BlueDevil11
Posts: 1,911
Dec 12, 2009 12:03am
One fantasy came true last night with the Browns victory.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Dec 12, 2009 12:25am
LAME!Upper90 wrote: Probably a world free of hate.
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mattinctown
Dec 12, 2009 1:35am
Playing Pebble Beach with a naked Joan Rivers as my caddie, then a bottle of Grey Goose, a banana, Joan, and this month's issue of Swank.
baseball4
Posts: 279
Dec 12, 2009 4:14am
I feel like you should specify a little more. A naked caddie, a bottle of vodka, and a banana? Just sounds a little fishy... lolmattinctown wrote: Playing Pebble Beach with a naked Joan Rivers as my caddie, then a bottle of Grey Goose, a banana, Joan, and this month's issue of Swank.
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eldduhjjkcuf
Posts: 88
Dec 12, 2009 6:30am
Just kidding
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cam93
Posts: 128
Dec 13, 2009 1:36pm
agreeeeeeI Wear Pants wrote:LAME!Upper90 wrote: Probably a world free of hate.
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Angel
Posts: 363
Dec 13, 2009 8:31pm
I'm living mine.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Dec 14, 2009 3:17am
Ah. Yes. Okay.
It would involve Manaze bound and gagged in a dark alley.I'd then call some pipe hittin bros from Marion who knew how to hit. I'd laugh hysterically while he was reamed for hours by men of different colors. He wouldn't be able to say anything racist either because he would have a ball in his mouth, like the little bitch he is.
After that got old, I would sentence him to eternal damnation. (Fansty, so I have uber damning powers).
I would then fly to my palace that was made out of ice and the bones of fags like zwick4prez. I would drink from my goblet (made from a skull of my enemy... Well say tigerfan00) while Zwick's mother (sex slave) performed fellatio on me whenever I demanded it.
This is where things would get really fun.
I would then ingest enough acid to kill Andre the Giant (only it wouldn't kill me, I'm a ManGod, remember) and I would get naked and hop on my flying unicorn. I would then travel into space. Not sure what I'd do there, but being naked in space on a flying unicorn just sounds appealing.
Back to my ice palace. This time for some heroin. Never done heroin, only in my dreams, but I'd be shooting it up like crazy. I'd then probably get on FreeHuddle and make a post about it.
QueenCityBuckeye would make a post lambasting me for doing drugs. I'd SMH and be like "Didn't know my dungeon got wifi, wtf?" And then I'd go down there and make him give oral sex to my flying unicorn while virgins fed me grapes and rubbed me with oil. When my unicorn was satisfied, Id bludgeon QueenCity's mother to death with a bat, in front of him. Just to let him know not to steal wifi from my dungeon.
I'd then get mad at Cincinnati and damn it into hell, along with Findlay. They have no places in my fantasy.
The Browns would be Super Bowl champs (wait that's reality, nevermind).
Getting bored, I'd leave QueenCity's moms corpse to rot in front of him. Hed probably cry because he's soft.
I'd then go up to my pool. Only my pool isn't filled with water. Its filled with cocaine and gypsy tears. Naked women would lounge all around me and demand attention from my penis. My penis is small, but it would work like a manchild.
I would do laps in my cocaine pool, getting high and enjoying life.
There wouldn't be haters, because they'd be dead from AIDs.
I'd also have a pet cheetah to go with my pet unicorn.
Also, I forgot to mention that I'm a centaur in this fantasy. And yes, I swagger jacked that from ARod... But nobody in my fantasy knows it because I sold ARod into sex slavery in a third world country. He sold for 3 months free of HBO. Yes, I'm still a hustler in my fantasy world.
Lastly, my partying crew consists of: Ben Franklin, Marvin "Bad News" Barnes, Ron Artest, Duron Carter, and the guy who first looked at processed cocaine and said: "Fuck it, I'm putting that shit up my nose."
They're my friends. I have friends in this fantasy because I don't in RL.
More to come.
It would involve Manaze bound and gagged in a dark alley.I'd then call some pipe hittin bros from Marion who knew how to hit. I'd laugh hysterically while he was reamed for hours by men of different colors. He wouldn't be able to say anything racist either because he would have a ball in his mouth, like the little bitch he is.
After that got old, I would sentence him to eternal damnation. (Fansty, so I have uber damning powers).
I would then fly to my palace that was made out of ice and the bones of fags like zwick4prez. I would drink from my goblet (made from a skull of my enemy... Well say tigerfan00) while Zwick's mother (sex slave) performed fellatio on me whenever I demanded it.
This is where things would get really fun.
I would then ingest enough acid to kill Andre the Giant (only it wouldn't kill me, I'm a ManGod, remember) and I would get naked and hop on my flying unicorn. I would then travel into space. Not sure what I'd do there, but being naked in space on a flying unicorn just sounds appealing.
Back to my ice palace. This time for some heroin. Never done heroin, only in my dreams, but I'd be shooting it up like crazy. I'd then probably get on FreeHuddle and make a post about it.
QueenCityBuckeye would make a post lambasting me for doing drugs. I'd SMH and be like "Didn't know my dungeon got wifi, wtf?" And then I'd go down there and make him give oral sex to my flying unicorn while virgins fed me grapes and rubbed me with oil. When my unicorn was satisfied, Id bludgeon QueenCity's mother to death with a bat, in front of him. Just to let him know not to steal wifi from my dungeon.
I'd then get mad at Cincinnati and damn it into hell, along with Findlay. They have no places in my fantasy.
The Browns would be Super Bowl champs (wait that's reality, nevermind).
Getting bored, I'd leave QueenCity's moms corpse to rot in front of him. Hed probably cry because he's soft.
I'd then go up to my pool. Only my pool isn't filled with water. Its filled with cocaine and gypsy tears. Naked women would lounge all around me and demand attention from my penis. My penis is small, but it would work like a manchild.
I would do laps in my cocaine pool, getting high and enjoying life.
There wouldn't be haters, because they'd be dead from AIDs.
I'd also have a pet cheetah to go with my pet unicorn.
Also, I forgot to mention that I'm a centaur in this fantasy. And yes, I swagger jacked that from ARod... But nobody in my fantasy knows it because I sold ARod into sex slavery in a third world country. He sold for 3 months free of HBO. Yes, I'm still a hustler in my fantasy world.
Lastly, my partying crew consists of: Ben Franklin, Marvin "Bad News" Barnes, Ron Artest, Duron Carter, and the guy who first looked at processed cocaine and said: "Fuck it, I'm putting that shit up my nose."
They're my friends. I have friends in this fantasy because I don't in RL.
More to come.
nc52
Posts: 419
Dec 14, 2009 5:25am
oooooooooooooooook, that is one hell of a fantasy
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 14, 2009 5:51am
Someone needs to put him back in his padded room.
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Dec 14, 2009 9:09am
You had me going, until I read this!Its filled with cocaine and gypsy tears.
wtf?
ahahahahaha!!!!
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 14, 2009 9:21am
LOL.
RedRider1
Posts: 3,850
Dec 14, 2009 11:02am
Can I make a reservation or is the hell convention still in town?wes_mantooth wrote: I would like to co manage a bed and breakfast with Satan......salary=80 grand.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 14, 2009 12:50pm
That was awesome lol
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Dec 14, 2009 1:29pm
Candydish full of oxy 80's on my coffee table, permanately stocked.....