I'm VERY impressed with JJ's

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Devils Advocate
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Oct 27, 2011 1:29pm

I want a boob reduction - but my husband won't let me




Duhhhh.

Damn straight girl... Now quit your whinning, and make me a fuckin sammich.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/real-life/2011/10/27/i-want-a-boob-reduction-but-my-husband-won-t-let-me-115875-23517427/

I could huddle with those JJ's :)
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Oct 27, 2011 1:34pm
learn to spell idiot.
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Oct 27, 2011 1:38pm
I can spell idiot......Raw dogg.... uhh wait.
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4cards
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Oct 27, 2011 1:39pm
...Hubby should pay for a gym membership for her b/4 she explodes!
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Heretic
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Oct 27, 2011 1:56pm
The real victim in this has to be the husband.

If you go from the "before/after" pics below, she was quite the chub-meister before slimming down. According to the story, the reason she slimmed down was because the docs told her she had to before getting reduction surgery. I didn't really read the article closely, but that either means she's always been fat or during the whole having kids deal, she ballooned. Which leads to the double conclusion...

1. He had to live with the fact that she didn't lose weight for any reason involving him...but instead so she could get a procedure that he's not even in favor of.

2. With the weight loss, he's probably more physically turned on by her than either in some time or perhaps ever...which makes the planned reduction deal even more of a kick in the nuts. "You look better than in forever and it's all for WHAT?!?!?! Suicide for me, I guess..."
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Oct 27, 2011 1:58pm
meh
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Steel Valley Football
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Oct 27, 2011 2:00pm
This is very offensive to women who are fat pigs.
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Fab4Runner
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Oct 27, 2011 2:02pm
They're still huge....her husband should shut his trap.
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FatHobbit
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Oct 27, 2011 2:03pm
Fab4Runner;946922 wrote:They're still huge....her husband should shut his trap.
I don't think she's had the surgery yet. She just lost weight so she could. And honestly, does anyone who has ever met a woman think she isn't going to have this surgery?
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Fab4Runner
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Oct 27, 2011 2:06pm
FatHobbit;946924 wrote:I don't think she's had the surgery yet. She just lost weight so she could. And honestly, does anyone who has ever met a woman think she isn't going to have this surgery?
Eh I guess I should read the article. But either way..I am sure they will still be large.
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Oct 27, 2011 2:07pm
Dude should be lucky now that she lost all that weight shes actually pretty hot and still has pretty big tits.
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wkfan
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Oct 27, 2011 2:14pm
woof!!
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Oct 27, 2011 3:24pm
Lol at the guy making up bs reasons for why he's against it. Addicted to plastic surgery? Just admit it, you love tits!!!
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thavoice
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Oct 27, 2011 4:00pm
SHe looks like a new woman after losing the weight.

I bet she upgrades to a new and improved husband now.
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derek bomar
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Oct 27, 2011 5:36pm
she looked like a slut before. she looks like a slut now.
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justincredible
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Oct 27, 2011 8:34pm
derek bomar;947156 wrote:she looked like a slut before. she looks like a slut now.

This helps.
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Oct 27, 2011 8:45pm
"I long to run to keep ­fit but even in the best sports bra, they bounce up and down like ­beach balls"

"I’m sick and tired of them talking to my chest and even I feel ­self-conscious that people are staring at my boobs when I pop to the shops."

Who wouldnt pop staring at her boobs?