
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Oct 27, 2011 9:05am
Many of the OC are assholes so this should be simple.
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When wiping your ass what method do you use?
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Front to back
Back to front
Not at all
What is your reasoning for the useage of this method?
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When wiping your ass what method do you use?
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Front to back
Back to front
Not at all
What is your reasoning for the useage of this method?

Emmett Brown
Posts: 478
Oct 27, 2011 9:24am
side to side

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Oct 27, 2011 9:25am
I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Oct 27, 2011 10:11am
Bidet

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 27, 2011 11:09am
Wet wipes only way to go!!

Emmett Brown
Posts: 478
Oct 27, 2011 11:53am
Does this keep the dingle berries away?Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 27, 2011 11:57am
100% and mud butt free 100%

Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Oct 27, 2011 12:07pm
Lately at work it's been in and out.....
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 27, 2011 12:32pm
A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.

wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Oct 27, 2011 12:34pm
j_crazy;946651 wrote:I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.
Reps when I get to a computer...lulzz

Heelz
Posts: 780
Oct 27, 2011 1:52pm
I use the 3 sea shells

4cards
Posts: 2,551
Oct 27, 2011 2:02pm
...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.bigkahuna;946813 wrote:A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Oct 27, 2011 3:17pm
I use my hand.

4cards
Posts: 2,551
Oct 27, 2011 4:01pm
^^^^
...I heard you had a crappy hand shake.
...I heard you had a crappy hand shake.

LJ
Posts: 16,351
Oct 27, 2011 4:23pm
justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.
Middle eastern style...
Nice

like_that
Posts: 26,625
Oct 27, 2011 4:35pm
This.Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!

SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Oct 27, 2011 4:51pm
I go front to back the first couple of swipes...then a back to front, then another front to back. It's my routine. Every time.

oberhaus
Posts: 868
Oct 27, 2011 5:00pm
Both ways plus wet wipes. Gotta make sure its clean or ya just feel shitty....pun intended.

DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Oct 27, 2011 5:30pm
How can you even go back to front. That just doesnt seem very efficient.

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Oct 27, 2011 5:34pm
do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 27, 2011 8:27pm
We were roommates all throughout college. One day, I was dropping a load and ran out of toilet paper. I hollered for someone to hand me some more (we kept it in the hall closet). He replied back, "Why don't you just wait until you take your next shower?" I yelled to just give me some toilet paper. After I wiped my ass and went back to the living room, I asked about his advice. He replies "Well, that's what I do."4cards;946923 wrote:...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Oct 27, 2011 11:06pm
Glory Days;947154 wrote:do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?
Yes.