Butt wipe

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Belly35
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Oct 27, 2011 9:05am
Many of the OC are assholes so this should be simple.
<O:p
When wiping your ass w
hat method do you use?
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Front to back

Back to front
Not at all

What is your reasoning for the useage of this method?
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Emmett Brown
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Oct 27, 2011 9:24am
side to side
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j_crazy
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Oct 27, 2011 9:25am
I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.
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vball10set
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Oct 27, 2011 10:11am
Bidet
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Fab1b
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Oct 27, 2011 11:09am
Wet wipes only way to go!!
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Emmett Brown
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Oct 27, 2011 11:53am
Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!
Does this keep the dingle berries away?
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Fab1b
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Oct 27, 2011 11:57am
100% and mud butt free 100%

:)
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Devils Advocate
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Oct 27, 2011 12:07pm
Lately at work it's been in and out.....
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bigkahuna
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Oct 27, 2011 12:32pm
A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.
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wes_mantooth
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Oct 27, 2011 12:34pm
j_crazy;946651 wrote:I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.

Reps when I get to a computer...lulzz
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Heelz
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Oct 27, 2011 1:52pm
I use the 3 sea shells
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4cards
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Oct 27, 2011 2:02pm
bigkahuna;946813 wrote:A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.
...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.
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justincredible
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Oct 27, 2011 3:17pm
I use my hand.
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4cards
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Oct 27, 2011 4:01pm
^^^^
...I heard you had a crappy hand shake.
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LJ
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Oct 27, 2011 4:23pm
justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.

Middle eastern style...
Nice
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like_that
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Oct 27, 2011 4:35pm
Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!
This.
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SnotBubbles
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Oct 27, 2011 4:51pm
I go front to back the first couple of swipes...then a back to front, then another front to back. It's my routine. Every time.
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oberhaus
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Oct 27, 2011 5:00pm
Both ways plus wet wipes. Gotta make sure its clean or ya just feel shitty....pun intended.
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Oct 27, 2011 5:30pm
How can you even go back to front. That just doesnt seem very efficient.
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Glory Days
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Oct 27, 2011 5:34pm
justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.
do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?
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bigkahuna
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Oct 27, 2011 8:27pm
4cards;946923 wrote:...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.
We were roommates all throughout college. One day, I was dropping a load and ran out of toilet paper. I hollered for someone to hand me some more (we kept it in the hall closet). He replied back, "Why don't you just wait until you take your next shower?" I yelled to just give me some toilet paper. After I wiped my ass and went back to the living room, I asked about his advice. He replies "Well, that's what I do."
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justincredible
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Oct 27, 2011 11:06pm
Glory Days;947154 wrote:do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?

Yes.