gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Oct 24, 2011 8:37pm
Which is better? Vagina pre or post kid?
My buddy is all freaked out because his wife is due to give birth to their first child in January. And he is worried that it will "strected" or "loose" or preverbial hot dog down a hallway and whatever else you want to throw out there. I'm telling him he has nothing to worry about. I actually think its better in a weird sorta way. So what say you those who have had this dish 2 ways?
My buddy is all freaked out because his wife is due to give birth to their first child in January. And he is worried that it will "strected" or "loose" or preverbial hot dog down a hallway and whatever else you want to throw out there. I'm telling him he has nothing to worry about. I actually think its better in a weird sorta way. So what say you those who have had this dish 2 ways?
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 24, 2011 8:45pm
Everyone I've talked to said their doctor was super cool and put in an extra stitch or two to give it that "fits like a glove" feel.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Oct 24, 2011 8:49pm
The father stitch, of course.bigkahuna;944016 wrote:Everyone I've talked to said their doctor was super cool and put in an extra stitch or two to give it that "fits like a glove" feel.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Oct 24, 2011 9:58pm
First, is he taking full advantage of the pregnant pussy? Because I find that to be the nicest.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Oct 24, 2011 10:00pm
Pre. Not even close.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 24, 2011 10:12pm
It doesn't matter to me, if its clean and she's hot I'll hit it! Hell she doesn't even have to be hot just doable!
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Oct 24, 2011 10:16pm
FifyFab1b;944187 wrote:It doesn't matter to me, if it has a pulse I'll hit it!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 24, 2011 10:19pm
Pre-child. It's just gross after that.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Oct 24, 2011 10:26pm
You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Oct 25, 2011 7:42am
this. there is a no difference aslong as you arent banging her in the delivery room.Little Danny;944214 wrote:You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 25, 2011 8:22am
PIIHB
JerseyBuck
Posts: 429
Oct 25, 2011 8:28am
Agreed. Though those 8 weeks are a pain in the wrist.Glory Days;944543 wrote:this. there is a no difference aslong as you arent banging her in the delivery room.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Oct 25, 2011 8:50am
While they are pregnant is the best.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Oct 25, 2011 9:06am
Let your buddy know that if she gets fake tits, he'd only have to wait about a week to put his dick between those. And they are considered an asset in divorce court.
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BigYtownRed
Posts: 118
Oct 25, 2011 10:05pm
When I saw how my daughter's head stretched that thing out I was bummed but then I thought all I need to do is rub on one side, it is all good. 
Make sure the wife is doing her kegel exercises before & after pregnancy.
We have no problems post pregnancy.
Make sure the wife is doing her kegel exercises before & after pregnancy.
We have no problems post pregnancy.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Oct 25, 2011 10:18pm
My Johnson is the size of a newborn so all is good here.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Oct 25, 2011 10:39pm
Yeah no difference.Little Danny;944214 wrote:You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
The Mrs. may have been too tired to think about sex from time to time but not me.Little Danny;944214 wrote:Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
robj55
Posts: 9,511
Oct 25, 2011 10:43pm
thata boyFab1b;944187 wrote:It doesn't matter to me, if its clean and she's hot I'll hit it! Hell she doesn't even have to be hot just doable!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Oct 25, 2011 11:04pm
Reps.JerseyBuck;944578 wrote:Agreed. Though those 8 weeks are a pain in the wrist.
It took a second...but this made me LOL. Well done.