baseball4
Posts: 279
Dec 10, 2009 2:32pm
Hey guys, I'm new to the whole "ordering a stripper" deal. I need to get a stripper for the 18th and I don't really know how to go about doing so. I "googled" it, but it just seems very vague on the websites and I don't want to get ripped off with some hideous woman with C-Section scars. So, does anyone know a good place or have any suggestions???
Thank you for your help!
Thank you for your help!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 10, 2009 2:34pm
Search for midgets on Craigslist 
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 10, 2009 2:36pm
hey asshole, my wife has a c-section scar.baseball4 wrote: Hey guys, I'm new to the whole "ordering a stripper" deal. I need to get a stripper for the 18th and I don't really know how to go about doing so. I "googled" it, but it just seems very vague on the websites and I don't want to get ripped off with some hideous woman with C-Section scars. So, does anyone know a good place or have any suggestions???
Thank you for your help!
as for the question, can't help you. I would go to the local establishment and ask around there. Helps you with your problem, and if you wanna try her out, you can.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 10, 2009 2:36pm
Works for me !Fab1b wrote: Search for midgets on Craigslist
baseball4
Posts: 279
Dec 10, 2009 2:38pm
crazy,
I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 10, 2009 2:39pm
Down on the corner of Market and Lame...
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 10, 2009 2:44pm
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Dec 10, 2009 2:45pm
Go to the local strip club and talk to a stripper. They'll do work on the side.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Dec 10, 2009 2:45pm
LOL!Fab1b wrote:
Hot stripper though...at least from behind lol.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 10, 2009 2:46pm
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 10, 2009 2:47pm
Fail, preview post...:rolleyes:Fab1b wrote:
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 10, 2009 2:55pm
Looks like that chick Fab4runner from the side...pug nose and all.SQ_Crazies wrote:LOL!Fab1b wrote:
Hot stripper though...at least from behind lol.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 10, 2009 2:58pm
Try it again:
thedynasty1998
Posts: 6,844
Dec 10, 2009 3:16pm
Contact Tiger Woods, he can point you in the right direction.
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Dec 10, 2009 3:17pm
Oh snap!thedynasty1998 wrote: Contact Tiger Woods, he can point you in the right direction.
baseball4
Posts: 279
Dec 10, 2009 3:18pm
It's time for everyone to get off Tiger's nuts. Dynasty, you know who this party is for, by the way.
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Dec 10, 2009 3:19pm
Who really cares about the baby in the picture, it's not going to remember anything. But what's up with someone's mom standing in the background?Fab1b wrote:
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Dec 10, 2009 3:21pm
what baby? what mom?krambman wrote:Who really cares about the baby in the picture, it's not going to remember anything. But what's up with someone's mom standing in the background?Fab1b wrote:
thedynasty1998
Posts: 6,844
Dec 10, 2009 3:22pm
Kulp?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 10, 2009 3:23pm
baseball4 wrote: crazy,
I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
baseball4
Posts: 279
Dec 10, 2009 3:25pm
Yeahthedynasty1998 wrote: Kulp?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 10, 2009 3:25pm
it was all in jest my man.baseball4 wrote: crazy,
I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
what do you expect when you have 24.5 inch 8 lb 5 oz. j_baby coming out of you. I'm pretty sure the c-section was more traumatic for me than my wife or the baby.
baseball4
Posts: 279
Dec 10, 2009 3:27pm
Haha, I was 11.3 man, you've got nothin' on me! Lolj_crazy wrote:it was all in jest my man.baseball4 wrote: crazy,
I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
what do you expect when you have 24.5 inch 8 lb 5 oz. j_baby coming out of you. I'm pretty sure the c-section was more traumatic for me than my wife or the baby.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 10, 2009 3:35pm
they say (wives tale) that your babies get bigger the more you have. I was the biggest in my family (I'm also the youngest) my wife was 2nd smallest (and she's the oldest), so I'm not sure I buy it, but I pray it's not true otherwise we will have a 10 lb baby.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 10, 2009 3:41pm
Hit up one of the local clubs, Columbus Gold or Sirens or something. I'm sure they'll hook you up.