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baseball4

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Dec 10, 2009 2:32 PM
Hey guys, I'm new to the whole "ordering a stripper" deal. I need to get a stripper for the 18th and I don't really know how to go about doing so. I "googled" it, but it just seems very vague on the websites and I don't want to get ripped off with some hideous woman with C-Section scars. So, does anyone know a good place or have any suggestions???

Thank you for your help!
Dec 10, 2009 2:32pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:34 PM
Search for midgets on Craigslist :)
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Dec 10, 2009 2:36 PM
baseball4 wrote: Hey guys, I'm new to the whole "ordering a stripper" deal. I need to get a stripper for the 18th and I don't really know how to go about doing so. I "googled" it, but it just seems very vague on the websites and I don't want to get ripped off with some hideous woman with C-Section scars. So, does anyone know a good place or have any suggestions???

Thank you for your help!
hey asshole, my wife has a c-section scar.

as for the question, can't help you. I would go to the local establishment and ask around there. Helps you with your problem, and if you wanna try her out, you can.
Dec 10, 2009 2:36pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:36 PM
Fab1b wrote: Search for midgets on Craigslist :)
Works for me !
Dec 10, 2009 2:36pm
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baseball4

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Dec 10, 2009 2:38 PM
crazy,

I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
Dec 10, 2009 2:38pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:39 PM
Down on the corner of Market and Lame...

Dec 10, 2009 2:39pm
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SQ_Crazies

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Dec 10, 2009 2:45 PM
Go to the local strip club and talk to a stripper. They'll do work on the side.
Dec 10, 2009 2:45pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:45 PM
Fab1b wrote:
LOL!

Hot stripper though...at least from behind lol.
Dec 10, 2009 2:45pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:47 PM
Fab1b wrote:
Fail, preview post...:rolleyes:
Dec 10, 2009 2:47pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:55 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
Fab1b wrote:
LOL!

Hot stripper though...at least from behind lol.
Looks like that chick Fab4runner from the side...pug nose and all.
Dec 10, 2009 2:55pm
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Dec 10, 2009 2:58 PM
Try it again:
Dec 10, 2009 2:58pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:16 PM
Contact Tiger Woods, he can point you in the right direction.
Dec 10, 2009 3:16pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:17 PM
thedynasty1998 wrote: Contact Tiger Woods, he can point you in the right direction.
Oh snap!
Dec 10, 2009 3:17pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:18 PM
It's time for everyone to get off Tiger's nuts. Dynasty, you know who this party is for, by the way.
Dec 10, 2009 3:18pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:19 PM
Fab1b wrote:
Who really cares about the baby in the picture, it's not going to remember anything. But what's up with someone's mom standing in the background?
Dec 10, 2009 3:19pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:21 PM
krambman wrote:
Fab1b wrote:
Who really cares about the baby in the picture, it's not going to remember anything. But what's up with someone's mom standing in the background?
what baby? what mom?
Dec 10, 2009 3:21pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:22 PM
Kulp?
Dec 10, 2009 3:22pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:23 PM
baseball4 wrote: crazy,

I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
Dec 10, 2009 3:23pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:25 PM
thedynasty1998 wrote: Kulp?
Yeah
Dec 10, 2009 3:25pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:25 PM
baseball4 wrote: crazy,

I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
it was all in jest my man.

what do you expect when you have 24.5 inch 8 lb 5 oz. j_baby coming out of you. I'm pretty sure the c-section was more traumatic for me than my wife or the baby.
Dec 10, 2009 3:25pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:27 PM
j_crazy wrote:
baseball4 wrote: crazy,

I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
it was all in jest my man.

what do you expect when you have 24.5 inch 8 lb 5 oz. j_baby coming out of you. I'm pretty sure the c-section was more traumatic for me than my wife or the baby.
Haha, I was 11.3 man, you've got nothin' on me! Lol
Dec 10, 2009 3:27pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:35 PM
they say (wives tale) that your babies get bigger the more you have. I was the biggest in my family (I'm also the youngest) my wife was 2nd smallest (and she's the oldest), so I'm not sure I buy it, but I pray it's not true otherwise we will have a 10 lb baby.
Dec 10, 2009 3:35pm
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Dec 10, 2009 3:41 PM
Hit up one of the local clubs, Columbus Gold or Sirens or something. I'm sure they'll hook you up.
Dec 10, 2009 3:41pm