Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Oct 6, 2011 1:14pm
You know what they say... When the car's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over.
When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Oct 6, 2011 1:17pm
I heard this story on Bob and Tom this morning. Hilarious.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 6, 2011 1:18pm
Good for them. lol
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Oct 6, 2011 1:22pm
Goes to show you that Old ain't Dead.
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georgemc80
Posts: 983
Oct 6, 2011 1:26pm
Pics or it didn't happen....
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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wkfan
Posts: 1,641
Oct 6, 2011 2:12pm
Normally, i would say that...but not in this case! There is not enough eye bleach.georgemc80;923760 wrote:Pics or it didn't happen....
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Oct 6, 2011 2:15pm
Ya know the cop had to be disappointed! He probably thought he was going find a younger couple and hopefully a chick with a nice set of tits.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Oct 6, 2011 3:27pm
Buick Regal. I always call them old people cars. Now for sure its true.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 6, 2011 4:08pm
"When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m ****ing this chick,” he said."
Complete Gold!!!!
Complete Gold!!!!
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 6, 2011 7:07pm
I'm 52, dammit....
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berry
Posts: 475
Oct 6, 2011 8:13pm
"Don't just stand there officer. Gimme that nightstick."