Do NOT show this to your wife/girlfriend.

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Oct 5, 2011 3:29pm
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Oct 5, 2011 3:40pm
NOOOOOO
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Oct 5, 2011 3:43pm
Dont sleep with chicks with HPV. Hope this helps.
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Oct 5, 2011 3:43pm
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Oct 5, 2011 3:44pm
Gay anal sex causes the HIV.
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Oct 5, 2011 3:49pm
I don't really see the issue, men don't get cervical cancer.
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Oct 5, 2011 3:51pm
karen lotz;922873 wrote:I don't really see the issue, men don't get cervical cancer.
How many women has YOUR dick killed?
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Oct 5, 2011 4:03pm
karen lotz;922873 wrote:I don't really see the issue, men don't get cervical cancer.
Lol. I used to know a girl whose boyfriend was catholic and wouldn't have sex with her before they were married because he didn't want to go to hell, but he was perfectly fine with her giving him a blow job.
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Oct 5, 2011 10:04pm
Just mentioned HPV on South Park lol
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Oct 5, 2011 10:16pm
SnotBubbles;922877 wrote:How many women has YOUR dick killed?


14
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Oct 6, 2011 7:55am
THE4RINGZ;923278 wrote:14
Reps!
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Oct 6, 2011 9:53am
Commander of Awesome;922858 wrote:Dont sleep with chicks with HPV. Hope this helps.
That only leaves about 15% of the population to sleep with.
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Oct 6, 2011 10:02am
What about the gag reflex? :D
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Oct 7, 2011 3:19am
Blowjobs cause cancer as much as any STD. In other words, women, know what you're swallowing. If the guy is clean, you're not getting cancer. If he's not, enjoy having your twat rot out later in life.

There's plenty of evidence that blowjobs have positive health benefits. The most important is that it significantly reduces incidence of pre-eclampsia, which is certainly nothing to mess around with. But to suggest that they're inherently bad because you're potentially swallowing disease-laden crap from some tool you just met in a bar...color me shocked.
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Oct 8, 2011 4:28pm
NNN;924701 wrote:Blowjobs cause cancer as much as any STD. In other words, women, know what you're swallowing. If the guy is clean, you're not getting cancer. If he's not, enjoy having your **** rot out later in life.

There's plenty of evidence that blowjobs have positive health benefits. The most important is that it significantly reduces incidence of pre-eclampsia, which is certainly nothing to mess around with. But to suggest that they're inherently bad because you're potentially swallowing disease-laden crap from some tool you just met in a bar...color me shocked.
Look up the % of people with hpv. It's really high. Forget the number but it was surprising. You might even have it and not know it.
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Oct 8, 2011 6:04pm
ccrunner609;926493 wrote:never made the connection
explains your good health??? or your STD???
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Oct 9, 2011 4:32pm
Steel Valley Football;926472 wrote:Look up the % of people with hpv. It's really high. Forget the number but it was surprising. You might even have it and not know it.
Yes, but most HPV strains are harmless. The only harmful strands that cause cancer are maybe a dozen and some are higher risk than others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus
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Oct 9, 2011 9:32pm
dwc knows about those strains. He has them all. :D
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Oct 10, 2011 12:03am
I Wear Pants;928252 wrote:dwc knows about those strains. He has them all. :D
So you will be getting throat cancer soon. Oh!!!!
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Oct 10, 2011 12:23am
Is that girl at the top of the article like 12 or is it just me?
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Oct 10, 2011 1:29am
If I've only been with two women and I was their first im should be good. Right?
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Oct 10, 2011 1:52am
dwccrew;928423 wrote:So you will be getting throat cancer soon. Oh!!!!
Did you just try to admit to getting blown by dudes?
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Oct 10, 2011 2:33am
sonofsam;928463 wrote:Is that girl at the top of the article like 12 or is it just me?

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Oct 10, 2011 8:58am
I Wear Pants;928543 wrote:Did you just try to admit to getting blown by dudes?
No, just you. And it's only gay if you are doing the blowing. Prison rules in effect.