
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Oct 4, 2011 4:14pm
For the lulz, what is the worst team in your league?
There's a guy in my (14-team) league that took Greg Jennings in the first round:
QB: Schaub
RB: Turner
RB: J Stewart
WR: Jennings
WR: Ochocinco
WR: Burress
TE: Dickson
Flex: Spiller
K: Cundiff
DEF: Atlanta
BN: Marques Colston
BN: T.O. (yes, that TO)
BN: Kendall Hunter
BN: Denarius Moore
BN: Titus Young
BN: Earnest Graham
Dude has scored 333 points through 4 weeks. For comparison, I'm leading the league in scoring and have scored 488 points through 4 weeks.
There's a guy in my (14-team) league that took Greg Jennings in the first round:
QB: Schaub
RB: Turner
RB: J Stewart
WR: Jennings
WR: Ochocinco
WR: Burress
TE: Dickson
Flex: Spiller
K: Cundiff
DEF: Atlanta
BN: Marques Colston
BN: T.O. (yes, that TO)
BN: Kendall Hunter
BN: Denarius Moore
BN: Titus Young
BN: Earnest Graham
Dude has scored 333 points through 4 weeks. For comparison, I'm leading the league in scoring and have scored 488 points through 4 weeks.

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Oct 4, 2011 4:46pm
Dudes 0-4. Scored 54 points last week. Most are in the 120s. PPR League and he has Benson in the Flex....smh
QB | Michael Vick, Phi QB | |||||||
RB | Rashard Mendenhall, Pit RB | |||||||
RB | Peyton Hillis, Cle RB | |||||||
RB/WR | Cedric Benson, Cin RB | |||||||
WR | Anquan Boldin, Bal WR | |||||||
WR | Chad Ochocinco, NE WR | |||||||
TE | Antonio Gates, SD TE | |||||||
D/ST | Steelers D/ST D/ST | |||||||
K | Josh Brown, StL K | |||||||
B | Eli Manning, NYG QB | |||||||
B | Daniel Thomas, Mia RB | |||||||
B | Johnny Knox, Chi WR | |||||||
B | C.J. Spiller, Buf RB | |||||||
B | Roy Williams, Chi WR | |||||||
B | Mark Sanchez, NYJ QB | |||||||
B | Heath Miller, Pit TE |

bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Oct 4, 2011 4:55pm
He is 0-4.
He has:
Rex Grossman
Andre Johnson
Jordy Nelson
Jeremy Maclin
Ahmad Bradshaw
Ryan Matthews
Dallas Clark
Darren Sproles
Jets D
Kickers
John Kasay
Matt Bryant
Bench
Scott Chandler
Percy Harvin
Kerry Collins
DeAngelo Williams
Peyton Manning
Chris Cooley
Donovan McNabb
Mike Thomas
CJ Spiller
Emmanuel Sanders
Steve Smith (Philly)
Early Doucet
He has:
Rex Grossman
Andre Johnson
Jordy Nelson
Jeremy Maclin
Ahmad Bradshaw
Ryan Matthews
Dallas Clark
Darren Sproles
Jets D
Kickers
John Kasay
Matt Bryant
Bench
Scott Chandler
Percy Harvin
Kerry Collins
DeAngelo Williams
Peyton Manning
Chris Cooley
Donovan McNabb
Mike Thomas
CJ Spiller
Emmanuel Sanders
Steve Smith (Philly)
Early Doucet

Hb31187
Posts: 8,534
Oct 4, 2011 5:01pm
Bigdaddy, that team doesnt even look that bad lol. He must get some bad bad matchups

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Oct 4, 2011 5:10pm
Agree. Except the idiot hasnt dropped Manning and is carrying 2 fucking kickers.Hb31187;922030 wrote:Bigdaddy, that team doesnt even look that bad lol. He must get some bad bad matchups

bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Oct 4, 2011 5:34pm
I was just looking through the weeks and he has definitely had some rough match ups. I beat him by 113 in the first week. His guys are under achieving a lot and everyone else just happens to be over achieving against him.

Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Oct 5, 2011 9:54am
Worst Guy in my league is 0-4 and has:
Matt Ryan
Ray Rice
Marshawn Lynch
Early Doucet
Reggie Wayne
Marques Colston
Matt Bryant
New York Giants
Bench
Donovan McNabb
Josh Freeman
Ryan Grant
Julio Jones
Mike Williams
Nate Burleson
Steve Breaston
New England Patriots
Matt Ryan
Ray Rice
Marshawn Lynch
Early Doucet
Reggie Wayne
Marques Colston
Matt Bryant
New York Giants
Bench
Donovan McNabb
Josh Freeman
Ryan Grant
Julio Jones
Mike Williams
Nate Burleson
Steve Breaston
New England Patriots
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ksig489
Posts: 943
Oct 5, 2011 10:04am
I am 0-4...my starting line up is:
Cam Newton
McFadden
Roddy White
Steve Smith (Carolina)
Nate Washington (had Britt until he got hurt)
Mike Wallace
Owen Daniels
Crosby
New Orleans D/ST
Bench:
Kolb
Hightower
M. Bush
Moreno (about to be dropped for Torain)
Britt
Reggie Wayne
Winslow
I have played the high scorer each week. The guy this week had Rodgers/Whitten/Baltimore D/ST.
Its an 8 team league, so we all have pretty good lineups...but there is no way I should be 0-4 (other than week 1 I have been either the 3rd or 4th highest scoring team each week).
Cam Newton
McFadden
Roddy White
Steve Smith (Carolina)
Nate Washington (had Britt until he got hurt)
Mike Wallace
Owen Daniels
Crosby
New Orleans D/ST
Bench:
Kolb
Hightower
M. Bush
Moreno (about to be dropped for Torain)
Britt
Reggie Wayne
Winslow
I have played the high scorer each week. The guy this week had Rodgers/Whitten/Baltimore D/ST.
Its an 8 team league, so we all have pretty good lineups...but there is no way I should be 0-4 (other than week 1 I have been either the 3rd or 4th highest scoring team each week).

TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Oct 5, 2011 12:57pm
Dude in my league has a dreadful team. He did have Jamal Charles.
QB- Freeman
WR- V Jackson
WR- M Wallace
RB- Woodhead
RB- McCluster
TE- V Davis
/- Cam Newton
K- John Brown
Def- Pittsburgh
D- Patrick Peterson
On the bench he has Jordy Nelson, Plax, Greg Olsen, Ryan Grant, and Cadallic Williams
QB- Freeman
WR- V Jackson
WR- M Wallace
RB- Woodhead
RB- McCluster
TE- V Davis
/- Cam Newton
K- John Brown
Def- Pittsburgh
D- Patrick Peterson
On the bench he has Jordy Nelson, Plax, Greg Olsen, Ryan Grant, and Cadallic Williams
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ksig489
Posts: 943
Oct 5, 2011 1:02pm
^^I hope that is a 16 team league (or more)

Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Oct 5, 2011 1:54pm
That has to be a 16 or maybe a 14 team league. 12 or lower though and that team is just flat out awful(even more awful then it already is anyway).ksig489;922671 wrote:^^I hope that is a 16 team league (or more)

gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Oct 5, 2011 2:00pm
There's a guy in my 14-team league that's undefeated that has Eli, V-Jax, Wallace, B Lloyd, Benson, Thomas Jones, Jimmy Graham, Tony Gonzalez, Rian Lindell, and the Detroit defense as his starters. Lost Charles for the year as well. Granted, Woodhead and McCluster as your starting RBs is dreadful.

TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Oct 5, 2011 2:56pm
ksig489;922671 wrote:^^I hope that is a 16 team league (or more)
12 team league. Cam Newton single handedly won him 1 game when he played somebody who had a bad week. He's 1-3. Just a dreadful team.Iliketurtles;922732 wrote:That has to be a 16 or maybe a 14 team league. 12 or lower though and that team is just flat out awful(even more awful then it already is anyway).
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Oct 5, 2011 5:19pm
Team in our league that is 0-4 and last in points...top half is starters, bottom half is bench...we have to have 2 QBs, 2 Ks, and 2 DSTs, rest of bench is up to us.
Player | Opp. | Weather | Bye | Avg | Proj | Own % | Start % | Status |
Manning, Eli QB NYG | SEA | Sun 1:00pm | 7 | 22.8 | 14.8 | 97 | 56 | A |
Mathews, Ryan RB SD | @DEN | Sun 4:15pm | 6 | 25.5 | 15.9 | 100 | 91 | A |
Turner, Michael RB ATL | GB | Dome Sun 8:20pm |
8 | 17.0 | 13.0 | 100 | 96 | A |
Bowe, Dwayne WR KC | @IND | Dome Sun 1:00pm |
6 | 18.0 | 13.4 | 100 | 93 | A |
Washington, Nate WR TEN | @PIT | Sun 1:00pm | 6 | 14.0 | 10.4 | 94 | 53 | A |
Winslow, Kellen TE TB | @SF | Sun 4:05pm | 8 | 11.2 | 16.8 | 77 | 41 | A |
Bailey, Dan K DAL | BYE | - | 5 | 14.8 | 0.0 | 35 | 15 | A |
Falcons DST | GB | Dome Sun 8:20pm |
8 | 8.2 | -5.0 | 51 | 29 | A |
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Bradford, Sam QB STL ![]() |
BYE | - | 5 | 10.2 | 0.0 | 78 | 5 | RS |
Addai, Joseph RB IND | KC | Dome Sun 1:00pm |
11 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 96 | 54 | RS |
Best, Jahvid RB DET | CHI | Dome Mon 8:30pm |
9 | 17.8 | 14.4 | 100 | 82 | RS |
Jones, Thomas RB KC | @IND | Dome Sun 1:00pm |
6 | 1.5 | 6.4 | 72 | 16 | RS |
Holmes, Santonio WR NYJ | @NE | Sun 4:15pm | 8 | 7.2 | 10.4 | 100 | 77 | RS |
Boss, Kevin TE OAK | @HOU | Dome Sun 1:00pm |
8 | 16.5 | 15.0 | 11 | 4 | RS |
Gates, Antonio TE SD ![]() |
@DEN | Sun 4:15pm | 6 | 10.5 | 0.0 | 99 | 6 | RS |
Moore, Evan TE CLE | BYE | - | 5 | 13.2 | 0.0 | 8 | 2 | RS |
Lindell, Rian K BUF | PHI | Sun 1:00pm | 7 | 11.0 | 8.1 | 40 | 33 | RS |
Cowboys DST | BYE | - | 5 | 6.2 | 0.0 | 70 | 26 | RS |

Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Oct 5, 2011 9:57pm
LOL at 4 TEs.
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Oct 6, 2011 9:12am
Normal in our league, TEs are huge...look at my thread about my leagues scoring.Iliketurtles;923241 wrote:LOL at 4 TEs.
No one in my league has less than 2 TEs. 2 or 3 TEs get drafted in the 1st round every season.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Oct 6, 2011 9:30am
A guy in an ESPN league I'm in drafted 5 Bengals. I traded him Benson for forte. I'm now winning that league and he's last. He was starting dalton Benson green shipley nugent and gresham.

McFly1955
Posts: 1,441
Oct 6, 2011 12:21pm

bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Oct 6, 2011 12:33pm
Why in the world anyone drafts Joe Flacco is beyond me. I mean don't get me wrong he is the quarterback of my favorite team but he isn't going to get you big numbers very often.
Y-Town Steelhound
Posts: 1,388
Oct 6, 2011 12:38pm
I'm in last, but that's because I had Jamaal Charles...
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Oct 6, 2011 12:43pm
Don't know about their personnel but there are some stupid bastards in a few of my leagues that quit setting their lineups after 0-2 starts and had guys that were on IR starting.
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Oct 6, 2011 1:02pm
In my league that is a serious offense. It is a serious money league and if you don't have a valid lineup, no matter how bad your team is doing, you can be booted from the league for next season (it is a partial keeper league).BR1986FB;923677 wrote:Don't know about their personnel but there are some stupid bastards in a few of my leagues that quit setting their lineups after 0-2 starts and had guys that were on IR starting.

TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Oct 7, 2011 8:15am
BR1986FB;923677 wrote:Don't know about their personnel but there are some stupid bastards in a few of my leagues that quit setting their lineups after 0-2 starts and had guys that were on IR starting.
Our league too. We had a guy do this last year. He was a bye week. The way it worked out last year, there was 1 great team, his team at the bottom, and everybody else within 2 games. All of the teams who got to play him twice made the playoffs, every team who played him once missed. We booted him from the league and raised the league fee so it doesn't happen again.jmog;923708 wrote:In my league that is a serious offense. It is a serious money league and if you don't have a valid lineup, no matter how bad your team is doing, you can be booted from the league for next season (it is a partial keeper league).
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Oct 7, 2011 8:23am
These are automated Yahoo leagues so there's no real money involved. Still pisses you off.
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Oct 7, 2011 8:30am
Our league fixed the problem long ago, not only is our league $50, but each week is another $5 "bet". If you go 0-16 it just cost you another $80. However, since the league is so active and competitive everyone is usually between 6-10 and 10-6, so at worst it costs you another $20.TBone14;924757 wrote:Our league too. We had a guy do this last year. He was a bye week. The way it worked out last year, there was 1 great team, his team at the bottom, and everybody else within 2 games. All of the teams who got to play him twice made the playoffs, every team who played him once missed. We booted him from the league and raised the league fee so it doesn't happen again.