Woman denies theft of bull semen

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MontyBrunswick
Sep 30, 2011 9:09am
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/woman-denies-theft-of-bull-semen-1261722.html
MOOREFIELD TWP. — A 48-year-old Moorefield Twp. woman accused of stealing more than $110,000 worth of frozen bull semen pleaded not guilty Thursday to theft and breaking and entering charges in Clark County Common Pleas Court.

Who knew bull semen was so expensive?
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LJ
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Sep 30, 2011 9:10am
It's big business. You can go to a trade school and in 9 months be a certified herd inseminator and make $50-100k per year.
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ytownfootball
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Sep 30, 2011 9:16am
LJ;916839 wrote:It's big business. You can go to a trade school and in 9 months be a certified herd inseminator and make $50-100k per year.
Or you can just claim to be mantooth and do it for free.
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muffy
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Sep 30, 2011 9:36am
"It's big business. You can go to a trade school and in 9 months be a certified herd inseminator and make $50-100k per year. " really? My dad did this for several years and never came close to that income - not even close. Yeah, he probably should have demanded payment up front, but back then "a man's word was his bond" and they would promise to pay and didn't -so they calf became my dad's property. That really didn't pay our bills. My dad worked for Curtis out of Chicago (they also, at that time, owned Butterfinger and Baby Ruth candy bars). I used to go along with my dad on trips to inseminate. We ended up, even though we didn't live on a farm, showing some of the calves in 4-H. Maybe today you could make that kind of money inseminating but I doubt it. My dad worked NC Ohio: Crawford, Wynadott, Seneca, Richalnd, Marion, Delaware counties, etc...
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Sep 30, 2011 10:29am
muffy;916878 wrote:"It's big business. You can go to a trade school and in 9 months be a certified herd inseminator and make $50-100k per year. " really? My dad did this for several years and never came close to that income - not even close. Yeah, he probably should have demanded payment up front, but back then "a man's word was his bond" and they would promise to pay and didn't -so they calf became my dad's property. That really didn't pay our bills. My dad worked for Curtis out of Chicago (they also, at that time, owned Butterfinger and Baby Ruth candy bars). I used to go along with my dad on trips to inseminate. We ended up, even though we didn't live on a farm, showing some of the calves in 4-H. Maybe today you could make that kind of money inseminating but I doubt it. My dad worked NC Ohio: Crawford, Wynadott, Seneca, Richalnd, Marion, Delaware counties, etc...
You definitely can these days. The market is much different than it used to be. A lot of farms are solely doing this these days, with very high quality semen.
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password
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Sep 30, 2011 10:46am
She should have swallowed, then she would have gotten away with it.
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berry
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Sep 30, 2011 11:55am
My first job in 1972 was helping collect bull semen with another worker for the Dept. of Agriculture. If you knew how difficult collection is, you would understand the high cost.
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gut
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Sep 30, 2011 12:08pm
And he looks none too happy about it:

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Sep 30, 2011 12:59pm
berry;917117 wrote:My first job in 1972 was helping collect bull semen with another worker for the Dept. of Agriculture. If you knew how difficult collection is, you would understand the high cost.
Difficult or dangerous? I've watched them collect bulls before and you could not pay me enough to hold the av.
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Sep 30, 2011 1:17pm
LJ knows about everything.
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Sep 30, 2011 1:24pm
Steel Valley Football;917208 wrote:LJ knows about everything.
My wife is a veterinarian who has done a good amount of Theriogenology and has worked closely with people in the field, and one of our closest friends is a board certified Theriogenologist. I would hope I would know something about it.
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wkfan
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Sep 30, 2011 1:28pm
FatHobbit;917189 wrote:Difficult or dangerous? I've watched them collect bulls before and you could not pay me enough to hold the av.
I would think that the bull would be pretty pleased with the handjob.
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Sep 30, 2011 1:33pm
wkfan;917224 wrote:I would think that the bull would be pretty pleased with the handjob.
They tend to fall off when they are done.
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Sep 30, 2011 1:34pm
wkfan;917224 wrote:I would think that the bull would be pretty pleased with the handjob.
I heard Mantooth used his teeth tho
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Sep 30, 2011 2:13pm
LJ;917230 wrote:I heard Mantooth used his teeth tho
Don't talk about my son like that!
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Sep 30, 2011 3:17pm
Dorothy_Mantooth;917289 wrote:Don't talk about my son like that!
Is this snots new alias?
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Steel Valley Football
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Sep 30, 2011 3:33pm
LJ;917218 wrote:My wife is a veterinarian who has done a good amount of Theriogenology and has worked closely with people in the field, and one of our closest friends is a board certified Theriogenologist. I would hope I would know something about it.
Well, obviously!
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Sep 30, 2011 3:37pm
Gives new meaning to the term "sticky fingered." Amirite?
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Sep 30, 2011 3:42pm
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Sep 30, 2011 3:42pm
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Sep 30, 2011 3:43pm
Devils Advocate;917486 wrote:
Looks risky.
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berry
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Sep 30, 2011 9:20pm
FatHobbit;917189 wrote:Difficult or dangerous? I've watched them collect bulls before and you could not pay me enough to hold the av.
Mostly difficult. It weren't that dangerous if you got the front end of the cow costume.
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NNN
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Oct 2, 2011 12:54am
I bet she'll find these charges.....


Hard to swallow....




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