Archive Man writes book about flogging the dolplin

Devils Advocate

Posts: 4,539

Sep 22, 2011 7:49am

Srsly...

In 1970, the photographer embarked on a 9 month sexual relationship with Ruby, a captive female dolphin

She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic.

Yeah.. That's right. Bitch had it comin.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx

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Sonofanump

Sep 22, 2011 8:24am

What did you Google to find this article?

Commander of Awesome

Posts: 23,151

Sep 22, 2011 8:29am

He thinks 1 in 6 men have had a sexual relationship with an animal?

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enigmaax

Posts: 4,511

Sep 22, 2011 8:30am

Sonofanump;906417 wrote:What did you Google to find this article?

He probably didn't find it by looking up "how good is dolphin sex"....but there's a ton of shit out there if you're interested.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Sep 22, 2011 8:42am

“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy"

Duly noted.

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bigkahuna

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Sep 22, 2011 9:18am

I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.

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Steel Valley Football

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Sep 22, 2011 9:30am

bigkahuna;906486 wrote:I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.

Yeah for real. WTF is she doing w her own show? Annoying bitch.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Sep 22, 2011 10:19am

Gotta buy me a dolphin.

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enigmaax

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Sep 22, 2011 10:52am

Devils Advocate;906395 wrote:Srsly...
Yeah.. That's right. Bitch had it comin.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx

So, uh, you going to be doing any book signings near any of us?

like_that

Posts: 26,625

Sep 22, 2011 11:02am

bigkahuna;906486 wrote:I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.

LOL at you watching Chelsea Lately.

Devils Advocate

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Sep 22, 2011 11:08am

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dolphin sex

I'm thinkin he's a little too happy.

This one is definately out for revenge.

I love how he throws dem legs up in the air.

bradmaynard

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Sep 22, 2011 5:28pm

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justincredible

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Sep 22, 2011 5:29pm

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bigkahuna

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Sep 22, 2011 8:58pm

Steel Valley Football;906500 wrote:Yeah for real. WTF is she doing w her own show? Annoying bitch.

like_that;906627 wrote:LOL at you watching Chelsea Lately.

Fuck both of you, she's funny and GORGEOUS, and she likes black dudes

Devils Advocate

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Sep 23, 2011 8:07am

bigkahuna;907364 wrote:**** both of you, she's funny and GORGEOUS, and she likes black dudes

And Midgets... And vodka....

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bigkahuna

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Sep 23, 2011 11:22am

Devils Advocate;907683 wrote:And Midgets... And vodka....

Midgets are cool and vodka is... well doesn't need an explanation.

No deal breakers here.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Sep 23, 2011 11:29am

bradmaynard;907085 wrote:[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]

LOL at 2:48. These two people seem like good people. SMH

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enigmaax

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Sep 23, 2011 11:42am

Cross reference - apparently there is already a movie about this.

http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?28850-Dolphin-Tale-movie

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bigkahuna

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Sep 23, 2011 11:42am

bradmaynard;907085 wrote:[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]