Chris Berman...........

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killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Sep 13, 2011 12:18am
Please retire already...


Your schtick reminds me of Dick Clark on New Years Eve...after the stroke...

And now you are in an Applebee's commercial with Carson Palmer.....?

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killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Sep 13, 2011 12:23am
Whoa...the obscenity meter starred out the founder of American Bandstand...


How unAmerican is that...

Who is next...Dick Sargent
Dick van Patten
Dick Cheney......


M**********r!
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chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Sep 13, 2011 12:33am
Chris Berman...fat and sweaty.
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Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Sep 13, 2011 12:40am
Carson Palmer?
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justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 13, 2011 12:52am
That would be Jessie Palmer, chief.
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killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Sep 13, 2011 1:12am
Oh. Yeah....Jessie Palmer......

That's right........I just saw it in passing....

All is forgiven Chris Berman...you are still cool in my eyes.
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Scooter1369
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Sep 13, 2011 1:17am
justincredible;893985 wrote:That would be Jessie Palmer, chief.
killdeer;893995 wrote:Oh. Yeah....Jessie Palmer......

That's right........I just saw it in passing....

All is forgiven Chris Berman...you are still cool in my eyes.
One has languished in Cincinatti for years, the other was on the The Bachelor.

oh and...

back back back back back back back GONE!!!
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NNN
Posts: 902
Sep 13, 2011 2:23am
"Here comes BJ 'Who the Hell' Askew, WOOP!

Back back back back back back WOOP!

Go to the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field for the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS against the raidahs. WOOP!"
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jc10380
Posts: 65
Sep 13, 2011 8:59am
He is literally running out of breath at the end of every sentence. As soon as I see or hearit is him, I turn the channel.
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Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Sep 13, 2011 9:10am
NNN;894019 wrote:"Here comes BJ 'Who the Hell' Askew, WOOP!

Back back back back back back WOOP!

Go to the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field for the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS against the raidahs. WOOP!"
Start out with segueing a Bob Dylan lyric or something else from the 60s or 70s to that day's events and and you have every episode of NFL Live covered. Don't forget to then salute your good friend Tom Jackson.
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Mohican00
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Sep 13, 2011 9:11am
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LJ
Posts: 16,351
Sep 13, 2011 9:12am
killdeer;893964 wrote:Whoa...the obscenity meter starred out the founder of American Bandstand...


How unAmerican is that...

Who is next...Dick Sargent
Dick van Patten
Dick Cheney......


M**********r!
you can turn it off champ
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Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Sep 13, 2011 9:17am
killdeer;893964 wrote:Whoa...the obscenity meter starred out the founder of American Bandstand...


How unAmerican is that...

Who is next...**** Sargent
**** van Patten
**** Cheney......


M**********r!
Former MLB'er Pete LaCock still has the dirtiest name in all of sports.

In fact, isn't Pete LaCock like having one of those names where the the words are repeated, like Richard Richards?
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SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Sep 13, 2011 9:35am
Am I the only one who likes Berman?
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OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Sep 13, 2011 9:41am
SnotBubbles;894136 wrote:Am I the only one who likes Berman?
Yes. I told the wife she needed to watch her show at halftime because he annoys me that much.
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Heretic
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Sep 13, 2011 9:43am
SnotBubbles;894136 wrote:Am I the only one who likes Berman?
Possibly.
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OSH
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Sep 13, 2011 9:48am
SnotBubbles;894136 wrote:Am I the only one who likes Berman?
I don't mind him.

I definitely think there is worse. Skip Bayless, Stephen A. Smith, Shannon Sharpe, Joe Morgan, and many more. I realize all aren't football people. But I would much rather listen to Berman than those guys. I can't say there are too many other football guys that I'd rather listen to than Berman. He adds a little flair to it, everyone else just yells and argues with each other.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 13, 2011 10:58am
Berman is like a favorite drunk uncle at Thanksgiving...he's kinda funny but you just know he's gonna piss you off before the day is over but then later he's funny again.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Sep 13, 2011 11:05am
yeah...his act is old. I can tolerate him on the highlights I guess.....he is worse when he does the HR derby...and ever hear him call a baseball game?

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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 13, 2011 11:14am
Anyone ever see that out take from sportscenter where Berman I cussing at the crew for messing something up? I agree Berman's act is old, but I thought Dick Vitale's act was old back in 1993. I hate trendy announcers/newspeople.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Sep 13, 2011 11:17am
yeah...that was pretty funny.

and agree about Dukie Vitale. When he would have IU games I would turn off teh volume and turn on the radio.
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gorocks99
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Sep 13, 2011 11:27am
Steel Valley Football;894272 wrote:Anyone ever see that out take from sportscenter where Berman I cussing at the crew for messing something up? I agree Berman's act is old, but I thought Dick Vitale's act was old back in 1993. I hate trendy announcers/newspeople.
[video=youtube;3TLG_LtWhj4][/video]
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ernest_t_bass
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Sep 13, 2011 11:46am
justincredible;893985 wrote:That would be Jessie Palmer, chief.
You sure? I could have sworn it was Chris Collinsworth.
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ohiobucks1
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Sep 13, 2011 12:04pm
gorocks99;894296 wrote:[video=youtube;3TLG_LtWhj4][/video]
I mean, he kinda makes a good point...
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Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Sep 13, 2011 12:17pm
gorocks99;894296 wrote:[video=youtube;3TLG_LtWhj4][/video]
This just proves what an arrogant prick Berman really is.