Someone Just Asked Me To Help Fertilize Their Crops.

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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Dec 9, 2009 1:40pm
At least that's what my news feed told me on The Book.

That's the hottest thing I've read all day.

Discuss?
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Apple
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Dec 9, 2009 1:52pm
Male or female?
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vdubb96
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Dec 9, 2009 1:57pm
Well did you accept???
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Upper90
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Dec 9, 2009 1:58pm
Female, but it's my BFF's twin sister.

Normally, I'd like where this is going, but I do not. I do not one bit.

Especially when I realized that I'd have to join Farmville if I wanted to look further into this arrangement. This got unattractive really quickly.
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Heretic
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Dec 9, 2009 2:00pm
Ah, so you're just being asked to fertilize virtual crops and not the real thing. Not cool.
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vdubb96
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Dec 9, 2009 2:10pm
Fertilizing virtual crops is nowhere near as fun!
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wkfan
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Dec 9, 2009 2:12pm
BFF??

Really???


Really???????
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se-alum
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Dec 9, 2009 2:54pm
Sounds racist to me!! :D
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LJ
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Dec 9, 2009 2:56pm
sounds like scat play...


out
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Upper90
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Dec 9, 2009 3:13pm
se-alum wrote: Sounds racist to me!! :D
That's actually what my first reaction was. I was halfway through an angry letter to Facebook, but then I got tired.

I'll probably finish it sometime, which would be good if you hate farmville, I'm pretty sure Al Sharpton owes me a favor (All black people get one. But JUST one.), I could probably get him to come down hard enough on FB for them to get rid of Farmville.

I'll keep you guys posted.
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superman
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Dec 9, 2009 3:18pm
I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
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slide22
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Dec 9, 2009 3:28pm
wkfan wrote: BFF??

Really???


Really???????
This.
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RedRider1
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Dec 9, 2009 3:33pm
superman wrote: I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
Yes indeed. Nothing like it...and then doubling back to see if anyone is repulsed.
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Apple
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Dec 9, 2009 4:03pm
Twins can be FUN!!!
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NNN
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Dec 9, 2009 4:06pm
superman wrote: I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
RedRider1 wrote: Yes indeed. Nothing like it...and then doubling back to see if anyone is repulsed.
I used to do this at World Market. Eat a ton of garlic and butter, then dust away.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Dec 9, 2009 4:29pm
Cropdusting is so funny. I did it at Meijer the other day but it wasn't a silent dusting. Luckily no one was around to hear it.
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Stiffman
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Dec 9, 2009 10:42pm
slide22 wrote:
wkfan wrote: BFF??

Really???


Really???????
This.
Something's amiss with a man having a BFF. Never thought I'd say this: Upper90 is GAY!

New thread: Upper90 - Out!
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Dec 10, 2009 9:13am
I have heard from some people that it doesn't live up to the hype.