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Upper90

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Dec 9, 2009 1:40 PM
At least that's what my news feed told me on The Book.

That's the hottest thing I've read all day.

Discuss?
Dec 9, 2009 1:40pm
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Apple

Prost!

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Dec 9, 2009 1:52 PM
Male or female?
Dec 9, 2009 1:52pm
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vdubb96

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Dec 9, 2009 1:57 PM
Well did you accept???
Dec 9, 2009 1:57pm
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Upper90

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Dec 9, 2009 1:58 PM
Female, but it's my BFF's twin sister.

Normally, I'd like where this is going, but I do not. I do not one bit.

Especially when I realized that I'd have to join Farmville if I wanted to look further into this arrangement. This got unattractive really quickly.
Dec 9, 2009 1:58pm
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Heretic

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Dec 9, 2009 2:00 PM
Ah, so you're just being asked to fertilize virtual crops and not the real thing. Not cool.
Dec 9, 2009 2:00pm
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vdubb96

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Dec 9, 2009 2:10 PM
Fertilizing virtual crops is nowhere near as fun!
Dec 9, 2009 2:10pm
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wkfan

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Dec 9, 2009 2:12 PM
BFF??

Really???


Really???????
Dec 9, 2009 2:12pm
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se-alum

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Dec 9, 2009 2:54 PM
Sounds racist to me!! :D
Dec 9, 2009 2:54pm
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LJ

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Dec 9, 2009 2:56 PM
sounds like scat play...


out
Dec 9, 2009 2:56pm
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Upper90

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Dec 9, 2009 3:13 PM
se-alum wrote: Sounds racist to me!! :D
That's actually what my first reaction was. I was halfway through an angry letter to Facebook, but then I got tired.

I'll probably finish it sometime, which would be good if you hate farmville, I'm pretty sure Al Sharpton owes me a favor (All black people get one. But JUST one.), I could probably get him to come down hard enough on FB for them to get rid of Farmville.

I'll keep you guys posted.
Dec 9, 2009 3:13pm
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superman

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Dec 9, 2009 3:18 PM
I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
Dec 9, 2009 3:18pm
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slide22

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Dec 9, 2009 3:28 PM
wkfan wrote: BFF??

Really???


Really???????
This.
Dec 9, 2009 3:28pm
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RedRider1

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Dec 9, 2009 3:33 PM
superman wrote: I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
Yes indeed. Nothing like it...and then doubling back to see if anyone is repulsed.
Dec 9, 2009 3:33pm
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Apple

Prost!

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Dec 9, 2009 4:03 PM
Twins can be FUN!!!
Dec 9, 2009 4:03pm
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NNN

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Dec 9, 2009 4:06 PM
superman wrote: I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
RedRider1 wrote: Yes indeed. Nothing like it...and then doubling back to see if anyone is repulsed.
I used to do this at World Market. Eat a ton of garlic and butter, then dust away.
Dec 9, 2009 4:06pm
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Nate

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Dec 9, 2009 4:29 PM
Cropdusting is so funny. I did it at Meijer the other day but it wasn't a silent dusting. Luckily no one was around to hear it.
Dec 9, 2009 4:29pm
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Stiffman

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Dec 9, 2009 10:42 PM
slide22 wrote:
wkfan wrote: BFF??

Really???


Really???????
This.
Something's amiss with a man having a BFF. Never thought I'd say this: Upper90 is GAY!

New thread: Upper90 - Out!
Dec 9, 2009 10:42pm
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WebFire

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Dec 10, 2009 9:13 AM
I have heard from some people that it doesn't live up to the hype.
Dec 10, 2009 9:13am