If the shoe fits

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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 10, 2011 1:23pm
Miyagi found this poem in an OLD football program and thought it was appropriate after going to some games and reading some of the threads.


If The Shoe Fits

Please don't curse that boy down there;
He is my son you see:
He is only just a boy you know,
He means the world to me

I did not raise my son, dear fan,
For you to call him names:
He may not be a superstar
And these are high school games

So, please don't knock those boys down there
They do the best they can
They've never tried to lose a game
They're boys and your a man

This game belongs to them you see
You're really just a guest
They do not need a fan that gripes
They need the very best

If you have nothing nice to say
Please leave the boys alone
And, if you've forgot your manners
Why don't you stay at home ?

So please don't curse those boys down there
Each one's his parent's son
And win or lose or tie , you see,
To us they're number one !!!

Mary Britt
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Sep 10, 2011 2:07pm
REPS Miyagi-san :thumbup:
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fish82
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Sep 10, 2011 3:33pm
If the author's kid would learn how to freakin tackle, he wouldn't get yelled at from the stands...end of problem. ;)
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cruiser_96
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Sep 10, 2011 6:24pm
y-o-u-r = your

You are = you're

Ya knucklehead!!! Why don't you learn the English language!?!?!

...jackwagon.

:D
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Sep 10, 2011 6:47pm
cruiser...unacceptable...get back to the stable...remain in the assured distance of the restraining order....and how did you get seats like that for todays game?
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Sep 10, 2011 7:41pm
RIDICULOUS EDITING KIND SIR!!!!! TRY EDITING "THINGS" That actually require attn.
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GoChiefs
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Sep 10, 2011 7:55pm
Sorry, but any mention of, ummm, "oral satisfaction" is inappropriate for this forum.
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Sep 10, 2011 8:02pm
I was talking bout blowing bubbles...they sell em at dollar general
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Sep 10, 2011 8:17pm
You named him Bubbles?
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Sep 10, 2011 8:21pm
Bubbles was a clown who performed at kid's parties.
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Sep 10, 2011 8:22pm
actually my dogs name...talk to cruiser96...LOL
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Sep 10, 2011 8:37pm
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Sep 10, 2011 8:46pm
GoChiefs;890675 wrote:Sorry, but any mention of, ummm, "oral satisfaction" is inappropriate for this forum.
Beast thought oral satisfaction was what you get from listening to yourself talk!
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Go Falcons
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Sep 10, 2011 8:49pm
Great post Mr. M. If only it's meaning would touch the ones that really need it.
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 10, 2011 8:52pm
Go Falcons;890766 wrote:Great post Mr. M. If only it's meaning would touch the ones that really need it.
Thanks Go Fal
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Sep 10, 2011 9:06pm
That poem is older than me. Way to post it up, Miyagi. You da bomb!
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Sep 10, 2011 9:07pm
Please refrain from making bomb references to our Japanese friend.
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Sep 10, 2011 9:12pm
THE4RINGZ;890789 wrote:Please refrain from making bomb references to our Japanese friend.
LMAO! OK, I wish I could give this infinite reps. I literally busted up laughing out loud.
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Sep 10, 2011 9:13pm
I REPPED THE GOOK
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Sep 10, 2011 9:15pm
THE4RINGZ;890789 wrote:Please refrain from making bomb references to our Japanese friend.

Zing! LOL!
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 10, 2011 9:29pm
GoChiefs;890800 wrote:LMAO! OK, I wish I could give this infinite reps. I literally busted up laughing out loud.
Go Chiefs laughs out loud like geisha
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Sep 10, 2011 9:47pm
And Go Falcons has no idea what oral satisfaction is...i texted his wife though...and told her to tell him
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Go Falcons
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Sep 10, 2011 9:49pm
1_beast;890865 wrote:And Go Falcons has no idea what oral satisfaction is...i texted his wife though...and told her to tell him
Did you explain it to her first?:cry:
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Sep 11, 2011 12:09am
Go Falcons;890872 wrote:Did you explain it to her first?:cry:
showed her ;)
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Sep 11, 2011 1:15am
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Let it be known that Miyagi regularly goofs on and ridicules that poem.

He's one of the hooligans who often curses and never says anything nice