
password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 6, 2011 7:02pm
I had to go to the local pet store to return a bag of dog food, wrong type. I walk up to the counter and this young kid about 18 yrs old is working the register, he is ringing up this hot looking MILF about 35 yrs old. He looks at me and says, I will be with you in a minute sir, I already started on her and need to finish doing her and it should only take me a minute to finish doing her. I looked at the woman and could tell from her smile that things were going to get good, she looks at him and says, honey if you ever plan on DOING me, you are going to have to last a lot longer than a minute, The kid was speechless and the woman turns to her husband who is laughing and ask him if she is telling the truth. When she left and he waited on me, I told him I don't need you to do me, I just want to exchange this bag of dog food, he actually looked like he was getting pissed because of my comment. Fucking kids have no sense of humor nowadays.
Thread title corrected, thanks Glory Days.
Thread title corrected, thanks Glory Days.

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Sep 6, 2011 7:08pm
A.) i think you meant "pwned"
B.) would have been funny if the good had a good comeback like "meet me over in the hamster isle, your husband can watch the clock and keep time while i do you there."
B.) would have been funny if the good had a good comeback like "meet me over in the hamster isle, your husband can watch the clock and keep time while i do you there."

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 6, 2011 7:14pm
Pics or GTFO

chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Sep 6, 2011 7:25pm
So he got lent to the pet store by the MILF for a negotiated sum of money for which he will be returned if the MILF repays the pet store with interest?


bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Sep 6, 2011 7:28pm
How big were her cans?

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Sep 6, 2011 7:32pm
haha thats what i thought the story was about.chicago510;885446 wrote:So he got lent to the pet store by the MILF for a negotiated sum of money for which he will be returned if the MILF repays the pet store with interest?

Jughead
Posts: 1,261
Sep 6, 2011 7:33pm
THE4RINGZ;885432 wrote:Pics or GTFO
Both are valid points/questions.bigdaddy2003;885448 wrote:How big were her cans?

password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 6, 2011 7:36pm
A.) I fixed the title, thanks.Glory Days;885427 wrote:A.) i think you meant "pwned"
B.) would have been funny if the good had a good comeback like "meet me over in the hamster isle, your husband can watch the clock and keep time while i do you there."
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.
C.) I think you meant "aisle"

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 6, 2011 7:37pm
password;885457 wrote:A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.
C.) I think you meant "aisle"
And I think you mean hampster

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Sep 6, 2011 7:40pm
D.) pwnedpassword;885457 wrote:A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.
C.) I think you meant "aisle"
E.) pwning the pwned.THE4RINGZ;885459 wrote:And I think you mean hampster

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 6, 2011 7:44pm
WTF is a hampster?

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 6, 2011 7:46pm
justincredible;885466 wrote:WTF is a hampster?
LOL

hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Sep 6, 2011 7:52pm
LOL. The original post in this thread sucked ass. The rest of the thread is pure gold; so much pwnage

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 6, 2011 7:53pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hampster
hampster | 104 up, 20 down |
The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai. Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel" Guy: "Umm..." |

Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Sep 6, 2011 7:55pm
lol hampster lol. one of the most common misspelled words.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 6, 2011 8:10pm
I learned it was hamster back in, I think, 3rd grade.

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Sep 6, 2011 8:14pm
but when did it crawl out?justincredible;885493 wrote:I learned it was hamster back in, I think, 3rd grade.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Sep 6, 2011 8:19pm
LMFAO....may be the best line I've seen on the OC.Glory Days;885498 wrote:but when did it crawl out?

Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Sep 6, 2011 8:20pm
Hampster Dance --->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampster_Dance http://www.webhamster.com/

password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 6, 2011 8:45pm
password;885457 wrote:A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.
C.) I think you meant "aisle"
Glory Days;885461 wrote:D.) pwned
THE4RINGZ;885459 wrote:And I think you mean hampster
Glory Days;885461 wrote: E.) pwning the pwned.
F.) pwned by a hamster!justincredible;885466 wrote:WTF is a hampster?

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Sep 6, 2011 8:48pm
+1 because i cant rep you yet.password;885528 wrote:F.) pwned by a hamster!
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 6, 2011 9:16pm
Reminds me of a classic line on WKRP in Cincinnati.
Herb to Jennifer: "What do you say, beautiful, you and me getting it together tonight. You only go around once in life, so why not grab a little gusto?"
Jennifer: "I don't like LITTLE gustos, Herb".
Herb to Jennifer: "What do you say, beautiful, you and me getting it together tonight. You only go around once in life, so why not grab a little gusto?"
Jennifer: "I don't like LITTLE gustos, Herb".

O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 6, 2011 11:26pm
ernest_t_bass;885479 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hampster
hampster 104 up, 20 down The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
lold liek hard!
Commander of Awesome;885481 wrote:lol hampster lol. one of the most common misspelled words.
How often do the people around you use the word at all?

Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Sep 6, 2011 11:30pm
This thread is useless without photos of the MILF.

password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 6, 2011 11:59pm
I don't think they would have agreed to a group photo.