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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Aug 29, 2011 11:31pm
Being back at school today, it's amazing how many guys don't understand bathroom etiquette. And I'm not referring to washing your hands or flushing or whatever -- I'm saying that if I'm at a urinal, DON'T come up next to me in the immediately adjacent urinal. Especially with these urinals being eight inches from each other with no border or separator. Just stand there and wait your turn. No one will think you're awkward - they will understand and respect you.
Here's the urinal game to practice:
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html
Here's the urinal game to practice:
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Aug 29, 2011 11:42pm
Given a choice I won't pick one beside you, but there's no way I wait to piss if there is an empty urinal.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Aug 29, 2011 11:52pm
That's not the worst. Why do some people feel the need to strike up a conversation at the urinal? These people have no shame.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Aug 30, 2011 12:03am
We have this dude at the office that will clamp anyone up at the shitter. Drops his pants on the floor around his ankles. Baring his fruity boxers. Grunts, farts, and explodes in the shitter with impunity.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Aug 30, 2011 12:46am
QUOTE=FatHobbit;877093]Given a choice I won't pick one beside you, but there's no way I wait to piss if there is an empty urinal.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, how insecure does a guy have to be to gripe that there's a person next to you? Goodness, even at Augusta National one of the men's restrooms still has the trough with no barrier. If you're that embarrassed to pee next to another guy, don't force your idiosyncratic behavior on the rest of society, wait for a toilet with a door and sit on the throne and pee like a woman.
Exactly, how insecure does a guy have to be to gripe that there's a person next to you? Goodness, even at Augusta National one of the men's restrooms still has the trough with no barrier. If you're that embarrassed to pee next to another guy, don't force your idiosyncratic behavior on the rest of society, wait for a toilet with a door and sit on the throne and pee like a woman.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Aug 30, 2011 12:50am
Agree with this...where you park it is not the problem, but all men know that there is no small-talking in the head...just look straight ahead...shake it when you need to...and get on wit your bidness.majorspark;877097 wrote:That's not the worst. Why do some people feel the need to strike up a conversation at the urinal? These people have no shame.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Aug 30, 2011 12:50am
Empty urinal = I pee.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 30, 2011 1:18am
majorspark;877101 wrote:Grunts, farts, and explodes in the shitter with impunity.
I got a kick out of this.
Ah, that rip-roaring OSU education at work again!sleeper;877117 wrote:Empty urinal = I pee.
Teasing. I agree with you. I never opt for the adjacent stall if there are other options (mostly because I know some guys just aren't secure with the whole thing), but if nobody is using it, I'm using it.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Aug 30, 2011 1:28am
If there is no other choice I am definitely using the empty urinal. Don't worry, 99% of the time no one is going to try and sneak a peak of your little baby penis.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Aug 30, 2011 1:33am
dwccrew;877129 wrote:... your little baby penis.
believer
Posts: 8,153
Aug 30, 2011 5:47am
This...if ya gotta go, ya gotta go.FatHobbit;877093 wrote:Given a choice I won't pick one beside you, but there's no way I wait to piss if there is an empty urinal.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Aug 30, 2011 6:23am
I'll use the sink in either the guys or girls bathroom if I gotta go bad enough. Happened plenty of times on High Street back in the day.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Aug 30, 2011 6:32am
This isn't bathroom etiquette at all.
I'm with the others on this issue. If there's an open urinal I'm using it, no matter where you are standing.
I'm with the others on this issue. If there's an open urinal I'm using it, no matter where you are standing.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Aug 30, 2011 7:40am
Sometimes there are only three urinals. if you are in the middle, i am definitely not waiting while two urinals goto waste. even if there is a little kids urinal available, i am still going with the adult sized one first whether you are next to it or not.
biggest pet peeve are people who cant hit the target or shake all over the floor and you have to straddle everyone's piss.
biggest pet peeve are people who cant hit the target or shake all over the floor and you have to straddle everyone's piss.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Aug 30, 2011 8:03am
Glory Days;877179 wrote:Sometimes there are only three urinals. if you are in the middle, i am definitely not waiting while two urinals goto waste. even if there is a little kids urinal available, i am still going with the adult sized one first whether you are next to it or not.
biggest pet peeve are people who cant hit the target or shake all over the floor and you have to straddle everyone's piss.
And sometimes only two....I can't imagine someone being upset that a person decides to utilize an unmanned receptacle. Grow the heck up, no one cares about you peeing.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Aug 30, 2011 11:24am
It's not a phobia, my doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.Manhattan Buckeye;877113 wrote:don't force your idiosyncratic behavior on the rest of society, wait for a toilet with a door and sit on the throne and pee like a woman.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Aug 30, 2011 4:41pm
so you have this thing about holding other guy's junk as they pee next to you?queencitybuckeye;877350 wrote:It's not a phobia, my doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Aug 30, 2011 4:44pm
tl;drGlory Days;877679 wrote:so you have this thing about holding other guy's junk as they pee next to you?
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Aug 30, 2011 5:10pm
As many have said, never go next to someone with other options out there. But WAITING??? GTFOH. Im pissing if there is an empty urinal dont give a shit if its next to somebody.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 30, 2011 8:07pm
I will often go out of my way to piss next to someone. I'll often join someone in an occupied stall (shitting or pissing) and piss in the pot.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Aug 30, 2011 8:22pm
no what you should do is not piss next to them, but instead, stand uncomfortably close behind them. just tell them you dont want to make them uncomfortable by pissing next to them, so you'll just wait.ernest_t_bass;877844 wrote:I will often go out of my way to piss next to someone. I'll often join someone in an occupied stall (shitting or pissing) and piss in the pot.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 30, 2011 8:27pm
Glory Days;877866 wrote:no what you should do is not piss next to them, but instead, stand uncomfortably close behind them. just tell them you dont want to make them uncomfortable by pissing next to them, so you'll just wait.
I invented that game.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Aug 30, 2011 8:31pm
What about the game where you know someone like friendfromlowry is waiting for you to finish, and instead of finishing, you just stand infront of the urinal and dont leave until he says something or grows a pair and uses the urinal next to you?ernest_t_bass;877871 wrote:I invented that game.