Favorite position before eating your eggs?

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Society

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Dec 8, 2009 5:03 PM
I like to be lazy in the morning, so my wife goes on top.

Yours?
Dec 8, 2009 5:03pm
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v_falcons

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Dec 8, 2009 5:04 PM
hmm
Dec 8, 2009 5:04pm
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Fab4Runner

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Dec 8, 2009 5:05 PM
I am also lazy in the morning...so anything except me on top.
Dec 8, 2009 5:05pm
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Society

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Dec 8, 2009 5:06 PM
Fab4Runner wrote: I am also lazy in the morning...so anything except me on top.
No eggs for you.
Dec 8, 2009 5:06pm
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Fab4Runner

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Dec 8, 2009 5:06 PM
I'm the one making the eggs....so I get 2.
Dec 8, 2009 5:06pm
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Society

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Dec 8, 2009 5:08 PM
Not in my household. Unless it involves baking.
Dec 8, 2009 5:08pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 8, 2009 6:15 PM
Pffft..once wes trades your ass..you'll do whatever the hell I tell you. :dodgy:
Dec 8, 2009 6:15pm
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j_crazy

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Dec 8, 2009 6:20 PM
I'd love for morning sex to happen, but it never does.
Dec 8, 2009 6:20pm
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Apple

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Dec 8, 2009 6:34 PM
Start with the sideways-scissor straddling one leg with her other up in the air then progressively move to the dining room table.
Dec 8, 2009 6:34pm
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enigmaax

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Dec 8, 2009 6:36 PM
Lazy. Exactly. So it is the lazy way. Both on our side and from behind. Then when I'm done I can easily push her ass off the bed and get some more damn sleep. No eggs involved.
Dec 8, 2009 6:36pm
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gorocks99

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Dec 8, 2009 6:49 PM
Oh, there's one egg involved.
Dec 8, 2009 6:49pm
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dancinbear

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Dec 8, 2009 7:23 PM
my favorite time! bottom for me. nice and buried in pillows and blankets.
Dec 8, 2009 7:23pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 8, 2009 7:32 PM
Top. Im a go getta.
Dec 8, 2009 7:32pm
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enigmaax

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Dec 8, 2009 7:37 PM
gorocks99 wrote: Oh, there's one egg involved.
Yeah my sea rovers pretty much annihilate that one though.
Dec 8, 2009 7:37pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 8, 2009 9:03 PM
Any way I can get it, but we usually skip breakfast and go right to lunch!!
Dec 8, 2009 9:03pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 8, 2009 9:06 PM
Sex? Are we talking about teachers again?
Dec 8, 2009 9:06pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Dec 8, 2009 9:11 PM
What do you expect? This is where teachers come to talk about their sex lives and hook up with students.
Dec 8, 2009 9:11pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 8, 2009 9:12 PM
I guess I didn't realize teachers ate eggs.
Dec 8, 2009 9:12pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Dec 8, 2009 9:15 PM
Teachers must be very much like people. Who knew they ate eggs and had sex?
Dec 8, 2009 9:15pm
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Apple

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Dec 8, 2009 9:28 PM
It's all those perverted egg-eating teacher's fault. That's what I say.
Dec 8, 2009 9:28pm
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nc52

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Dec 8, 2009 9:53 PM
her ankles around her ears
Dec 8, 2009 9:53pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 8, 2009 9:57 PM
Will somebody please think of the children?
Dec 8, 2009 9:57pm
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tk421

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Dec 8, 2009 9:57 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Will somebody please think of the children?
Isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place?
Dec 8, 2009 9:57pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 8, 2009 9:59 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Will somebody please think of the children?
I believe the children are the future....

Mr. Randy Watson
Dec 8, 2009 9:59pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 8, 2009 10:01 PM
tk421 wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote: Will somebody please think of the children?
Isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place?
Perhaps I'm recruiting :)
Dec 8, 2009 10:01pm