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earwig
Posts: 34
Aug 1, 2011 12:39am
It's something every guy who is in a relationship (unless he's gay..) has to deal with.
Damn!
This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!
WTF????
We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
Damn!
This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!
WTF????
We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Aug 1, 2011 12:40am
Girlfriend's on the pill. Only once every three months for me.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 1, 2011 12:42am
It beats having a kid.
Might I suggest the Stephen Lynch song, "down to the old pub instead"?
Might I suggest the Stephen Lynch song, "down to the old pub instead"?
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earwig
Posts: 34
Aug 1, 2011 12:47am
Ringz- I know it"s actually a blessing in disguise because I know it means I'm safe for another month. But they just get so weird!
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Aug 1, 2011 7:38am
Crazy once a month? Women are crazy everyday of every month.earwig;848014 wrote:It's something every guy who is in a relationship (unless he's gay..) has to deal with.
Damn!
This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!
WTF????
We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 1, 2011 8:11am
Ha what an awesome/funny thread!
Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.
Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Aug 1, 2011 9:01am
Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 1, 2011 9:07am
power i;848109 wrote:Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
Based on his annoying whiny thread, I wouldn't doubt it.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Aug 1, 2011 9:12am
...you think menstruation is bad, you'll think it's a walk in the park until you have to start dealing with a Menopausal spouse.
Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.
Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Aug 1, 2011 9:25am
I don't really get moody when I am on my period...but if I did I would tell anyone that had a problem with it to fuck off. Try bleeding profusely while dealing with cramps, back pain, etc. for 4-7 days.
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Shane Falco
Posts: 440
Aug 1, 2011 10:40am
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!! 
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Aug 1, 2011 10:51am
Time to get your blood wings
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Aug 1, 2011 10:52am
FIFY!FatHobbit;848178 wrote:Time to get your red wings
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FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Aug 1, 2011 10:56am
Iliketurtles;848181 wrote:FIFY!
Damn it
power i
Posts: 1,296
Aug 1, 2011 11:32am
4cards;848116 wrote:...you think menstruation is bad, you'll think it's a walk in the park until you have to start dealing with a Menopausal spouse.
Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.
It took my husband some time, but he has finally learned to deal with me during my, shall we say more "difficult" times. He goes to the garage.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 1, 2011 12:53pm
Surprised no one has said PIIHB !!!
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Aug 1, 2011 12:55pm
power i;848217 wrote:It took my husband some time, but he has finally learned to deal with me during my, shall we say more "difficult" times. He goes to the garage.
...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!
bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Aug 1, 2011 3:45pm
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Aug 1, 2011 5:16pm
^ I've been waiting for that one, Brick.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Aug 1, 2011 5:30pm
4cards;848276 wrote:...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!
WINNER
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 1, 2011 10:10pm
Commander of Awesome;848093 wrote:Ha what an awesome/funny thread!
Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.
I don't think grouping ETB with anyone else on here is fair to him, he is in a world all his own.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 1, 2011 10:52pm
password;849033 wrote:I don't think grouping ETB with anyone else on here is fair to him, he is in a world all his own.
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zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Aug 3, 2011 10:51am
Hahaha Good one, power i! I also like this one:power i;848109 wrote:Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 3, 2011 11:15am
If she can not perform her duties as a wife then you need to start looking for someone that can.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Aug 3, 2011 11:18am
Fariwoodking......errr......Fairwoodqueen may be available to help him!password;850668 wrote:If she can not perform her duties as a wife then you need to start looking for someone that can.