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earwig
Posts: 34
Jul 31, 2011 7:14pm
Summer and beer go together like, well, summer and beer!
Here are a couple quotes about beer that I recently found:
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Paul Hornung (Football star)
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- H.L. Mencken
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
George Bernard Shaw
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
-- W.C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
--Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher
Here are a couple quotes about beer that I recently found:
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Paul Hornung (Football star)
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- H.L. Mencken
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
George Bernard Shaw
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
-- W.C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
--Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher
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outdoorsman
Posts: 417
Jul 31, 2011 7:31pm
Words of Wisdom.
Hamler Bulldogs
Posts: 96
Jul 31, 2011 7:31pm
I'll drink too that!
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Jul 31, 2011 9:16pm
--Frank Zappa"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 31, 2011 9:20pm
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
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outdoorsman
Posts: 417
Jul 31, 2011 9:41pm
"Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."
-Carl Worner
-Carl Worner
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earwig
Posts: 34
Jul 31, 2011 9:54pm
I'll toast to all of the above!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jul 31, 2011 11:15pm
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Colonel Sanders
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 1, 2011 12:59pm
If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer. - Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 1, 2011 1:36pm
"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
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Zoltan
Posts: 1,003
Aug 1, 2011 2:13pm
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Aug 1, 2011 2:38pm
ernest_t_bass;848300 wrote:"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
Wonder if Churchill had shortness of breath the next day after this quote.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 1, 2011 2:47pm
like_that;848357 wrote:Wonder if Churchill had shortness of breath the next day after this quote.
Without a doubt.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Aug 1, 2011 2:54pm
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
George Bernard Shaw
This quote couldn't be more false.
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Aug 1, 2011 9:30pm
like_that;848357 wrote:Wonder if Churchill had shortness of breath the next day after this quote.
LOL @ your sig...the hypocrisy in that quote is priceless
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Aug 2, 2011 1:51am
Beer- Helping white people dance.