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derek bomar

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Jul 25, 2011 3:00 PM
this is the 2nd case of people being thought to be dead but not I have posted on here... fuckin take a pulse or something. Jesus.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AF_ODD_SOUTH_AFRICA_MORGUE_AWAKENING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

"Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead."
Jul 25, 2011 3:00pm
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Tobias Fünke

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Jul 25, 2011 3:03 PM
Awkward...
Jul 25, 2011 3:03pm
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thavoice

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Jul 25, 2011 3:04 PM
Happened to Mr Burns on The Simpsons.
Jul 25, 2011 3:04pm
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coyotes22

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Jul 25, 2011 3:05 PM
SMH
Jul 25, 2011 3:05pm
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Terry_Tate

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Jul 25, 2011 3:07 PM
derek bomar;840732 wrote:this is the 2nd case of people being thought to be dead but not I have posted on here... ****in take a pulse or something. Jesus.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AF_ODD_SOUTH_AFRICA_MORGUE_AWAKENING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

"Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead."

Not sure if irony is the right word, but seeing that combined with the topic made me lol.
Jul 25, 2011 3:07pm
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Jul 25, 2011 10:19 PM
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Jul 25, 2011 10:19pm
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Sykotyk

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Jul 25, 2011 10:30 PM
Makes you wonder exactly how many people were buried alive in the past due to unsure techniques to determine death when they were required to not desecrate the body.
Jul 25, 2011 10:30pm
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Curly J

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Jul 25, 2011 10:34 PM
Terry_Tate;840741 wrote:Not sure if irony is the right word, but seeing that combined with the topic made me lol.
Me too. Lazarus would not be as funny as the other choice.
Jul 25, 2011 10:34pm
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WebFire

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Jul 26, 2011 8:41 AM
The article said they did check for a pulse. Next idea?
Jul 26, 2011 8:41am
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Tiernan

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Jul 26, 2011 9:03 AM
"I couldn't believe it!" Maqolo said. "I was also scared. But they are my employees and I had to show them I wasn't scared, so I called the police."

yea you really showed 'em Maqolo. Hilarious!
Jul 26, 2011 9:03am
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j_crazy

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Jul 26, 2011 10:14 AM
remember in the movie se7en? the dude who was locked up in his house? that's what i think of when i hear stories like this.
Jul 26, 2011 10:14am
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derek bomar

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Jul 26, 2011 4:24 PM
WebFire;841394 wrote:The article said they did check for a pulse. Next idea?

pour water on him? Fuck I don't know
Jul 26, 2011 4:24pm
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redstreak one

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Jul 26, 2011 4:34 PM
Vultures, lay them out in the sun for a couple of days, if the Vultures dont land and start eating they are probably still alive! If they are circling said body, they might be on deaths door!
Jul 26, 2011 4:34pm
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Glory Days

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Jul 26, 2011 5:26 PM
Sykotyk;841219 wrote:Makes you wonder exactly how many people were buried alive in the past due to unsure techniques to determine death when they were required to not desecrate the body.

check out some of the shows on the history channel. back in the old days there were all kinds of gadgets that were placed in coffins and at graves incase someone "woke up" after being buried.
Jul 26, 2011 5:26pm