Soooo....Roethlisberger got married today...

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BR1986FB
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Jul 23, 2011 8:28pm
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6796249/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-married-local-church

Let's take a journey to see how this all came to pass....

"The Proposal"


'Ex victims protest outside the hall"


"Rooney's fly in for the wedding"


"The cake topper"
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BR1986FB
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Jul 23, 2011 8:29pm
"Secret photos taken of the happy couple"
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skank
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Jul 23, 2011 10:10pm
Good stuff BR.

Married earlier today huh? I wonder if any Brides Maids reported rapes.
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skank
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Jul 23, 2011 10:11pm
Wonder if Hines drove home from the reception?
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skank
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Jul 23, 2011 10:13pm
Wonder if Mendenhall is pissed that the wedding didn't take place in the Middle East?
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skank
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Jul 23, 2011 10:14pm
Wonder if Slash was Cowhers +1 at the reception?
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adog
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Jul 23, 2011 10:43pm
Wonder if Franco Harris made it to the "Immaculate" reception?
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skank
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Jul 23, 2011 11:53pm
Wonder where they were registered? I mean, for the gifts....Not registering for being a sex offender.
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Little Danny
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Jul 23, 2011 11:57pm
Mike Tomlin could not make the wedding because he was too busy playing Eric Foreman on House.
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Tigerfan00
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Jul 24, 2011 9:16am
So this is the reason for the lockout, in case any rapes were reported this weekend.
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ernest_t_bass
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Jul 24, 2011 9:41am
Only way Ben said yes was if she said no.
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Tigerfan00
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Jul 24, 2011 11:26am
Just found a picture of the wedding chapel

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Thinthickbigred
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Jul 25, 2011 8:12pm
Tigerfan00;839652 wrote:Just found a picture of the wedding chapel


I just came from in there and left a nice Brown for you . Not too soft and not too hard ... Perfect
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j_crazy
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Jul 25, 2011 9:59pm
Was a shotgun wedding. But reversed.
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KR1245
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Jul 27, 2011 7:18pm
Shes a lucky woman, Ben seems like a classy, loyal guy. Def not the kind of dude that would whip his dick out around college kids in a bar.
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Jul 27, 2011 8:51pm
The way I look at it is, a marriage to a rapist/sex offender, is kind of like putting a rattle snake in a shoe box. Is it going to slow the snake down? Sure, but when he does get out of the box, he's gonna strike again.
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Iliketurtles
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Aug 2, 2011 4:50pm
skank;843784 wrote:The way I look at it is, a marriage to a rapist/sex offender, is kind of like putting a rattle snake in a shoe box. Is it going to slow the snake down? Sure, but when he does get out of the box, he's gonna strike again.
That's how my snake gets as well.