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Iliketurtles

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Jul 22, 2011 8:07 AM
So today after I had woken up I went to go take my morning piss like always. Today there was a fly in the bowl and he went to fly away but I guided my piss and shot him down back into the bowl and flushed him away.
Jul 22, 2011 8:07am
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

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Jul 22, 2011 8:29 AM
That is an impressive shot. How the hell did to see the little bugger and aim the stream when you were sitting on the toilet?


My favorite way to kill a fly is with a lighter and WD 40.

WARNING USE CAUTION WHEN AIMING AT WINDOWS WITH CURTAINS!
Jul 22, 2011 8:29am
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iclfan2

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Jul 22, 2011 8:36 AM
My buddy killed one with a blow gun. It was laying by his bed and it took him two shots, but he got it.
Jul 22, 2011 8:36am
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Ironman92

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Jul 22, 2011 8:36 AM
Not a fly but one time I was drying my car after I washed it and this big wasp kept flying around me and finally I rolled up the damp towel and snapped it at the wasp and cut it in half.....half without the head was moving around on the gound and other half was about 5 feet away with no movement. I brought the family out to see my talents.
Jul 22, 2011 8:36am
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Jul 22, 2011 9:29 AM
Back in college I was making something in the kitchen. I don't remember what it was but I was using a big knife. A fly kept buzzing in my face so I took a swipe at it with the knife and cut the son of a bitch in half. No joke. Half of it was stuck to the knife and the other half was on the counter. A one in a million shot.
Jul 22, 2011 9:29am
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O-Trap

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Jul 22, 2011 9:35 AM
Caught it in my hand and ate it in college. Won $20 for doing that.
Jul 22, 2011 9:35am
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bigdaddy2003

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Jul 22, 2011 9:57 AM
Devils Advocate;837423 wrote:That is an impressive shot. How the hell did to see the little bugger and aim the stream when you were sitting on the toilet?


My favorite way to kill a fly is with a lighter and WD 40.



WARNING USE CAUTION WHEN AIMING AT WINDOWS WITH CURTAINS!

I must admit I lol'd at the line to Iliketurtles. Well done.
Jul 22, 2011 9:57am
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Tiernan

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Jul 22, 2011 10:00 AM
Once made a tiny bow & arrow out of a paperclip, rubberband and toothpick. Got him on the first shot and then mounted his head on a tiny plaque.
Jul 22, 2011 10:00am
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Ironman92

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Jul 22, 2011 10:18 AM
Tiernan;837484 wrote:Once made a tiny bow & arrow out of a paperclip, rubberband and toothpick. Got him on the first shot and then mounted his head on a tiny plaque.

Hope you had a valid license.....and it was in season.
Jul 22, 2011 10:18am
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Bigdogg

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Jul 22, 2011 10:18 AM
Jul 22, 2011 10:18am
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McFly1955

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Jul 22, 2011 12:19 PM
just mid air karate chop kills for me
Jul 22, 2011 12:19pm
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Mr Miyagi

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Jul 22, 2011 12:30 PM
Bigdogg;837501 wrote:

Yes !!! Miyagi kills many fly with chopstick.
Jul 22, 2011 12:30pm
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Y-Town Steelhound

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Jul 22, 2011 12:52 PM
My roommates and I used to use rubber bands....even managed to get a couple in mid-air
Jul 22, 2011 12:52pm
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4cards

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Jul 22, 2011 1:04 PM
...We were in a bar and this huge ass fly was flying around our table and I was afraid it would land in our food;


...Lucky for us, the bar was having a midget tossing contest, so I nailed it!
Jul 22, 2011 1:04pm
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Nate

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Jul 22, 2011 1:05 PM
Not a fly or cool killing story, more cruel than cool. When I worked at UPS, we watched the Youtube video of "Bee on a string". I felt inclined to try this in the office the next time I saw a bee. I caught the bee in a cup and put it in the freezer at work. Never returned to get the bee out of the freezer. Can you imagine the persons face when they opened the cup and saw a bee in the freezer? I know I would be like WTF?
Jul 22, 2011 1:05pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Jul 22, 2011 1:06 PM
Just wondering... if you kill a fly, is it still a fly?


I mean wouldn't it change into a lay?
Jul 22, 2011 1:06pm