Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 20, 2011 6:34pm
No way Brittney farts, but I don't doubt the drugs!
http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/20/britney-spears-ex-bodyguard-liar-fernando-flores-drugs-methamphetamines-farts-picks-nose-hygiene/
http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/20/britney-spears-ex-bodyguard-liar-fernando-flores-drugs-methamphetamines-farts-picks-nose-hygiene/
LOLBritney Spears has a simple reaction to the latest allegations made by a former bodyguard who now claims Brit was on drugs, farted incessantly, and hardly showered.
Sources directly connected with Britney tell TMZ, the singer has a simple response to Fernando Flores' allegations -- "He's a liar."
Flores -- who is suing Brit for sexual harassment -- now claims she uses methamphetamines, farts a lot, picks her nose and has terrible hygiene practices.
Flores only worked for Britney for a very short period of time.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jul 20, 2011 6:36pm
girls don't fart....throw the case out.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 20, 2011 6:41pm
wes_mantooth;835913 wrote:girls don't fart....throw the case out.
Exactly
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 20, 2011 6:47pm
wes_mantooth;835913 wrote:girls don't fart....throw the case out.
Then what the hell is my wife doing?
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jul 20, 2011 7:01pm
Britney = queeb
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jul 20, 2011 7:04pm
I bet Britneys fart smell the worst. Its not the bigger chicks its the hot ones that let em ripppp
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 20, 2011 7:09pm
She used to be damn near perfect.. what a fall from grace.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Jul 21, 2011 7:57am
who would sue her for sexual harrassment? i mean, she aint the hottest, but she has all her extremeties, vagina, and tits!
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Jul 21, 2011 8:09am
justincredible;835921 wrote:Then what the hell is my wife doing?
Queefing?
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jul 21, 2011 9:28am
I'd still do her.
ccrunner609 thinks she's gross because she isn't a 12 year old boy with short hair.
ccrunner609 thinks she's gross because she isn't a 12 year old boy with short hair.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jul 21, 2011 9:42am
ccrunner609's dream date.
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Jul 21, 2011 10:37am
Terrible hygiene? As in not bathing, not brushing teeth, no deodorant, no douching? C'mon, Fernando.....we need some fucking details.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jul 21, 2011 11:26am
rmolin73;836471 wrote:ccrunner609's dream date.
Hair's too long...
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 21, 2011 11:40am
Sheep lie.