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Britney: My Ex-Bodyguard's Lying about Drugs, Farts

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Fab1b

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Jul 20, 2011 6:34 PM
No way Brittney farts, but I don't doubt the drugs!
http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/20/britney-spears-ex-bodyguard-liar-fernando-flores-drugs-methamphetamines-farts-picks-nose-hygiene/
Britney Spears has a simple reaction to the latest allegations made by a former bodyguard who now claims Brit was on drugs, farted incessantly, and hardly showered.



Sources directly connected with Britney tell TMZ, the singer has a simple response to Fernando Flores' allegations -- "He's a liar."

Flores -- who is suing Brit for sexual harassment -- now claims she uses methamphetamines, farts a lot, picks her nose and has terrible hygiene practices.

Flores only worked for Britney for a very short period of time.
LOL
Jul 20, 2011 6:34pm
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wes_mantooth

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Jul 20, 2011 6:36 PM
girls don't fart....throw the case out.
Jul 20, 2011 6:36pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 20, 2011 6:41 PM
wes_mantooth;835913 wrote:girls don't fart....throw the case out.

Exactly
Jul 20, 2011 6:41pm
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justincredible

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Jul 20, 2011 6:47 PM
wes_mantooth;835913 wrote:girls don't fart....throw the case out.

Then what the hell is my wife doing?
Jul 20, 2011 6:47pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 20, 2011 7:01 PM
Britney = queeb
Jul 20, 2011 7:01pm
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gerb131

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Jul 20, 2011 7:04 PM
I bet Britneys fart smell the worst. Its not the bigger chicks its the hot ones that let em ripppp
Jul 20, 2011 7:04pm
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Trueblue23

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Jul 20, 2011 7:09 PM
She used to be damn near perfect.. what a fall from grace.
Jul 20, 2011 7:09pm
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Glory Days

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Jul 21, 2011 7:57 AM
who would sue her for sexual harrassment? i mean, she aint the hottest, but she has all her extremeties, vagina, and tits!
Jul 21, 2011 7:57am
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Jul 21, 2011 8:09 AM
justincredible;835921 wrote:Then what the hell is my wife doing?

Queefing?
Jul 21, 2011 8:09am
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Jul 21, 2011 9:28 AM
I'd still do her.

ccrunner609 thinks she's gross because she isn't a 12 year old boy with short hair. :D
Jul 21, 2011 9:28am
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rmolin73

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Jul 21, 2011 9:42 AM
ccrunner609's dream date.
Jul 21, 2011 9:42am
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killer_ewok

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Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM
Terrible hygiene? As in not bathing, not brushing teeth, no deodorant, no douching? C'mon, Fernando.....we need some fucking details.
Jul 21, 2011 10:37am
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Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM
rmolin73;836471 wrote:ccrunner609's dream date.

Hair's too long...
Jul 21, 2011 11:26am
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Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM
Sheep lie.
Jul 21, 2011 11:40am