Van for Sale

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SnotBubbles's avatar
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jul 18, 2011 2:42pm
Asking for $6500 OBO (will also consider sexual favors from your wife/girlfriend)

Van is located in Solon area.

Year: 2000
Make: Chrysler
Model: Town & Country LX
Color: Gold

- Rain guard ripped off driver's side window, still on passenger side
- 2 square stickers marks in bottom corner of front windshield...can probably wash off.
- Remnants of a KSU Alumni sticker in rear window...can probably was off.
- Green scuff mark on back left light

It looks similar to this:
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 18, 2011 2:44pm
LOL--it was only a matter of time :D
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Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Jul 18, 2011 2:52pm
lulz
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WebFire
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Jul 18, 2011 2:52pm
Damn it you beat me to it.
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ernest_t_bass
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Jul 18, 2011 2:53pm
You make the gayest threads.
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enigmaax
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Jul 18, 2011 2:56pm
ernest_t_bass;833284 wrote:You make the gayest threads.

No. This thread is pure comedy gold.
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 18, 2011 2:56pm
enigmaax;833289 wrote:No. This thread is pure comedy gold.

Is that because it has a gold van?
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vball10set
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Jul 18, 2011 2:59pm
ernest_t_bass;833284 wrote:You make the gayest threads.

LOL--come on now, 'fess up--you're just mad 'cause you didn't post it first!!!
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4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jul 18, 2011 2:59pm
SnotBubbles;833273 wrote:Asking for $65.00 or best offer (will also consider sexual favors from anyone, sexual preference...none)

Van is located...you guessed it..

Year: 19??
Make: POS
Model: Crap
Color: Rust & White

- Rain guard ripped off driver's side window, still on passenger side
- 2 square stickers marks in bottom corner of front windshield...can probably wash off.
- Remnants of a KSU Alumni sticker in rear window...can probably was off.
- Green scuff mark on back left light

It looks similar to this:

fixed!
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ohiobucks1
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Jul 18, 2011 3:00pm
hahahahaha
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vball10set
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Jul 18, 2011 3:01pm
^^is that Uncle Rico's van from Napoleon Dynamite?
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Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jul 18, 2011 3:01pm
$6500 for an 11 year old minivan? I don't care what it is booked at...it better have $2500 in cash in the glove box for me to go that number.....hell I wouldn't give $2,000 for it. My minivan needs aren't too high.




BTW....I get the joke, good thread, just sayin.
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karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Jul 18, 2011 3:31pm
Wrong forum. You might get more interest in the Buy/Sell/Trade forum.
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Ironman92
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Jul 18, 2011 3:49pm
unlikely
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Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Jul 18, 2011 4:14pm
This is brilliant.
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1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jul 18, 2011 9:16pm
this is BETTER than Charlie Sheen
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sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Jul 18, 2011 9:26pm
I am looking to get rid of a fairly new Subaru Brat...



Would you consider a straight up trade for that bad ass mini monster of yours???