Fail Jerseys

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Commander of Awesome's avatar
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Jul 14, 2011 2:40pm
I was looking at the Darius Miles Jersey in the buy/sell trade forum and was wondering what fail jerseys some of you guys have owned?

Perhaps like_that owns a Browns Edwards Jersey? I heard Heretic owns a Limas Sweed jersey. We all already know that Gibby wears his Broncos Tebow jersey 24/7 no need to tell us.

I was gifted a Cris Chandler jersey by a family friend who lives in the Atlanta area (lolfail). I also own a Lamar Odom Clippers jersey....SMH.

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like_that
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Jul 14, 2011 2:42pm
I own an authentic orange tim couch browns jersey. SMH.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:43pm
Ouch^^
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Jul 14, 2011 2:43pm
Commander of Awesome;830199 wrote:I heard Heretic owns a Limas Sweed jersey.

Incorrect. But I do own a Kordell Stewart one! The great thing is that it was a Christmas present during the year he had his best season (AFC Championship loss to Denver). My mom asked me if I'd rather have a Bettis or a Stewart one. I picked Kordell. The word "fail" really isn't strong enough to do justice to that decision.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:44pm
I'm not sure why, bu tI still got a soft spot for Couch. I still remember him beating Pittsburgh his rookie year and the 33-13 beat down on Sunday night. When he cried thoguh, that instantly made his jersey a fail.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:45pm
Wonder if any Cleveland fans have a Dajuan Wagner jersey somewhere lol
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Jul 14, 2011 2:45pm
like_that;830200 wrote:I own an authentic orange tim couch browns jersey. SMH.

does an orange jeff garcia jersey top that?
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BR1986FB
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Jul 14, 2011 2:46pm
Had a Charlie Frye, Braylon Edwards, Kamerion Wimbley & Kellen Winslow. Steve Everitt is my saving grace.

Tried to give the Frye jersey to a shirtless homeless man and he threw it back at me. :(
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Jul 14, 2011 2:46pm
dazedconfused;830205 wrote:does an orange jeff garcia jersey top that?

yes, without question.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:48pm
I had a Buffalo Drew Bledsoe jersey. My dad picked it up for me when he was there on business right after he was traded. Not sure what he was thinking but i appreciated the effort. At the time I wasn't a big Brady fan so i wore it out of spite.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:48pm
BR1986FB;830206 wrote: Tried to give the Frye jersey to a shirtless homeless man :(

That's cruel man! :)

I still rock my Andra Davis (full name on the back) every sunday during the season.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:49pm
like_that;830200 wrote:I own an authentic orange Tim Ouch browns jersey. SMH.

fixed for accuracy, but that's still pretty sweet (authentic jersey aspect). i still think Couch coulda been good with any sort of offensive line.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:49pm
like_that;830200 wrote:I own an authentic orange tim couch browns jersey. SMH.
Have you removed the "c" from the name on the back of the jersey like everyone else?
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Jul 14, 2011 2:50pm
Commander of Awesome;830209 wrote:That's cruel man! :)

I still rock my Andra Davis (full name on the back) every sunday during the season.

I had a Quinn, but I'm about to pick up a white Haden.
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BR1986FB
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Jul 14, 2011 2:51pm
Somebody has to have a William Green or a Courtney Brown. On my way into work about a week ago I saw some dude walking down the street wearing an orange Gerard Warren jersey.
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Jul 14, 2011 2:53pm
any orange browns jersey is going to be a winner
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Jul 14, 2011 2:57pm
BR1986FB;830214 wrote:Somebody has to have a William Green or a Courtney Brown. On my way into work about a week ago I saw some dude walking down the street wearing an orange Gerard Warren jersey.

I got a laugh a couple weeks ago. Was at the bank depositing a check and saw a guy in one of the meeting rooms wearing a Cleveland LeBron jersey. Told a co-worker when I got back to the office that dude was going to be getting his rates jacked all to hell for that. A friend of mine with one of those jerseys did the right thing -- after "the decision", he took it up to the track (Mid-Ohio), so we could all piss on it.
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Nate
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Jul 14, 2011 2:58pm
Tim Couch, William Green, Braylon Edwards, Kellen Winslow..
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Jul 14, 2011 3:01pm
I had a buddy give me a Mark Chmura Packers jersey. It was right before the whole scam of the babysitter thing was.
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Jul 14, 2011 3:01pm
dazedconfused;830205 wrote:does an orange jeff garcia jersey top that?
If it is authentic maybe.
lhslep134;830210 wrote:fixed for accuracy, but that's still pretty sweet (authentic jersey aspect). i still think Couch coulda been good with any sort of offensive line.
Just feel bad for my mom who bought it for me for xmas. I know those authentic jerseys are not cheap.
THE4RINGZ;830211 wrote:Have you removed the "c" from the name on the back of the jersey like everyone else?

Nope, I x'ed out his name with white tape. I never wear the jersey though.
dazedconfused;830216 wrote:any orange browns jersey is going to be a winner

I guess I am in the minority, but I actually liked the orange jerseys.
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Jul 14, 2011 3:04pm
lhslep134;830212 wrote:I had a Quinn, but I'm about to pick up a white Haden.

If I do buy another Browns jersey, Haden would be my choice.
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BR1986FB
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Jul 14, 2011 3:06pm
like_that;830227 wrote: Nope, I x'ed out his name with white tape..

Just in time to change the name on the back to "Pryor." :eek:
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Jul 14, 2011 3:06pm
like_that;830227 wrote:
I guess I am in the minority, but I actually liked the orange jerseys.

I like them as well.
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BR1986FB
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Jul 14, 2011 3:07pm
I loved the old orange pants but those friggin brown pants made them look like Mr Hankey.
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Jul 14, 2011 3:13pm
I got a brown Reuben Droughns jersey from my dad about 2 months before he was traded. I still wear it because it fits perfectly.

I also have an orange Josh Cribbs jersey and am waiting on my brother to send me my white Phil Dawson jersey that he ordered from his Mexican connections in AZ.