BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jul 13, 2011 10:00am
This is both sad and hilarious ... definitely more hilarious haha -- wow:
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/07/11/how-ron-artest-got-so-crazy/I walked up to the bed and pulled the blanket over my mom’s nipples. Then I looked over saw my dad’s taco meat. His taco meat was exposed. So I walked over and pulled the blanket over my dad’s taco meat.
There was food everywhere, and I saw a frank. And I was hungry. So I grabbed the frank, and I pulled on it. And my dad goes “Owwowowow.” Because I had grabbed my dad’s dick.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 13, 2011 10:05am
Yeah, so, what's taco meat?
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 13, 2011 10:18am
That sounds like something Tracy Morgan's character would say in an uncut version of "30 Rock." Crazy SOB...
bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Jul 13, 2011 10:19am
Wow
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jul 13, 2011 10:20am
justincredible;828823 wrote:Yeah, so, what's taco meat?
Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat
"black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 13, 2011 10:21am
How does his Dad have both a frank and taco meat? I mean you gotta have one or the other...hell not even Ru Paul has both.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 13, 2011 10:21am
Dying laughing
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 13, 2011 10:23am
Ohhh...mystery solved. Thanks BAB.BigAppleBuckeye;828835 wrote:Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat
"black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"
bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
Jul 13, 2011 10:28am
And he goes, “Don’t be grabbing my dick!” And he punched me. I said, “Don’t punch me! I thought it was a frank. I saw the frank on the bed and I grabbed it.” And he said, “That’s not a frank. That’s my dick!” And he punched me in the head. lol
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 13, 2011 4:43pm
LOL, wow. He is without a doubt a crazy motherfu-cker. That was a good read.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jul 13, 2011 4:49pm
BigAppleBuckeye;828835 wrote:Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat
"black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"
Note to self: NEVER go to taco bell again.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 13, 2011 8:18pm
Since when is a frank black?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 13, 2011 8:22pm
Fab1b;829421 wrote:Since when is a frank black?
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 13, 2011 8:35pm
LMAO
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Jul 14, 2011 12:12am
justincredible;829429 wrote:
Lol'd