Ron Artest + Pulling on a Schlong = Understandably Crazy (worth a read)

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Jul 13, 2011 10:00 AM
This is both sad and hilarious ... definitely more hilarious haha -- wow:
I walked up to the bed and pulled the blanket over my mom’s nipples. Then I looked over saw my dad’s taco meat. His taco meat was exposed. So I walked over and pulled the blanket over my dad’s taco meat.
There was food everywhere, and I saw a frank. And I was hungry. So I grabbed the frank, and I pulled on it. And my dad goes “Owwowowow.” Because I had grabbed my dad’s dick.
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/07/11/how-ron-artest-got-so-crazy/
Jul 13, 2011 10:00am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:05 AM
Yeah, so, what's taco meat?
Jul 13, 2011 10:05am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:18 AM
That sounds like something Tracy Morgan's character would say in an uncut version of "30 Rock." Crazy SOB...
Jul 13, 2011 10:18am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:19 AM
Wow
Jul 13, 2011 10:19am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:20 AM
justincredible;828823 wrote:Yeah, so, what's taco meat?

Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat

"black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"
Jul 13, 2011 10:20am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:21 AM
How does his Dad have both a frank and taco meat? I mean you gotta have one or the other...hell not even Ru Paul has both.
Jul 13, 2011 10:21am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:21 AM
Dying laughing
Jul 13, 2011 10:21am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:23 AM
BigAppleBuckeye;828835 wrote:Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat

"black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"
Ohhh...mystery solved. Thanks BAB.
Jul 13, 2011 10:23am
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Jul 13, 2011 10:28 AM
And he goes, “Don’t be grabbing my dick!” And he punched me. I said, “Don’t punch me! I thought it was a frank. I saw the frank on the bed and I grabbed it.” And he said, “That’s not a frank. That’s my dick!” And he punched me in the head. lol
Jul 13, 2011 10:28am
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Jul 13, 2011 4:43 PM
LOL, wow. He is without a doubt a crazy motherfu-cker. That was a good read.
Jul 13, 2011 4:43pm
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Jul 13, 2011 4:49 PM
BigAppleBuckeye;828835 wrote:Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat

"black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"

Note to self: NEVER go to taco bell again.
Jul 13, 2011 4:49pm
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Jul 13, 2011 8:18 PM
Since when is a frank black?
Jul 13, 2011 8:18pm
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Jul 13, 2011 8:22 PM
Fab1b;829421 wrote:Since when is a frank black?

Jul 13, 2011 8:22pm
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Jul 13, 2011 8:35 PM
LMAO
Jul 13, 2011 8:35pm
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Jul 14, 2011 12:12 AM
justincredible;829429 wrote:

Lol'd
Jul 14, 2011 12:12am