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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 13, 2011 9:23am
He's a Super Freak, Super Freak....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/11/sam-mazzola-bear-owner-dies-asphyxia_n_895228.html?ir=Weird+News
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/11/sam-mazzola-bear-owner-dies-asphyxia_n_895228.html?ir=Weird+News
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 13, 2011 9:40am
I was expecting the story to be about him banging a bear or something. Major letdown.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 13, 2011 9:50am
justincredible;828804 wrote:I was expecting the story to be about him banging a bear or something. Major letdown.
You'll have to go to Pittsburgh for that story...
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jul 13, 2011 9:52am
Sounds like he was coming......... as he was going.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 13, 2011 10:45am
Aren't you glad when complete Tools like this guy are no longer using the same oxygen on the planet the rest of us are using?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 13, 2011 11:02am
Tiernan;828852 wrote:Aren't you glad when complete Tools like this guy are no longer using the same oxygen on the planet the rest of us are using?
Why is he a tool?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 13, 2011 11:07am
Only another complete Tool could possibly ask that.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 13, 2011 11:08am
Tool is one of my favorite bands.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 13, 2011 11:14am
justincredible;828879 wrote:Tool is one of my favorite bands.
+1
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jul 13, 2011 11:18am
Was it in the shape of a salmon?
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berry
Posts: 475
Jul 13, 2011 12:14pm
Was there really a market for adult circus animals anyhow?
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 13, 2011 12:23pm
Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?
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Bigdogg
Posts: 1,429
Jul 13, 2011 12:42pm
skank;828965 wrote:Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 13, 2011 1:02pm
skank;828965 wrote:Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?
Ha...this happened up around Cleveland. If Capone was seen in those parts, with the way he runs his mouth, he'd probably get his head taken off faster than Emmitt Smith can butcher the English language.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jul 13, 2011 1:29pm
Tiernan;828876 wrote:Only another complete Tool could possibly ask that.
I know, right?
I mean, only a tool wouldn't be able to see that fetish sex is dirty and people shouldn't own animals.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jul 13, 2011 1:51pm
BR1986FB;829018 wrote:Ha...this happened up around Cleveland. If Capone was seen in those parts, with the way he runs his mouth, he'd probably get his head taken off faster than Emmitt Smith can butcher the English language.
He'd be safe. He only runs his mouth on teh_interwebz.