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justincredible

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Jul 13, 2011 9:40 AM
I was expecting the story to be about him banging a bear or something. Major letdown.
Jul 13, 2011 9:40am
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BR1986FB

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Jul 13, 2011 9:50 AM
justincredible;828804 wrote:I was expecting the story to be about him banging a bear or something. Major letdown.

You'll have to go to Pittsburgh for that story...;)
Jul 13, 2011 9:50am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Jul 13, 2011 9:52 AM
Sounds like he was coming......... as he was going.
Jul 13, 2011 9:52am
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Tiernan

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Jul 13, 2011 10:45 AM
Aren't you glad when complete Tools like this guy are no longer using the same oxygen on the planet the rest of us are using?
Jul 13, 2011 10:45am
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O-Trap

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Jul 13, 2011 11:02 AM
Tiernan;828852 wrote:Aren't you glad when complete Tools like this guy are no longer using the same oxygen on the planet the rest of us are using?

Why is he a tool?
Jul 13, 2011 11:02am
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Tiernan

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Jul 13, 2011 11:07 AM
Only another complete Tool could possibly ask that.
Jul 13, 2011 11:07am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jul 13, 2011 11:08 AM
Tool is one of my favorite bands.
Jul 13, 2011 11:08am
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BR1986FB

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Jul 13, 2011 11:14 AM
justincredible;828879 wrote:Tool is one of my favorite bands.

+1
Jul 13, 2011 11:14am
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gerb131

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Jul 13, 2011 11:18 AM
Was it in the shape of a salmon?
Jul 13, 2011 11:18am
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berry

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Jul 13, 2011 12:14 PM
Was there really a market for adult circus animals anyhow?
Jul 13, 2011 12:14pm
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skank

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Jul 13, 2011 12:23 PM
Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?
Jul 13, 2011 12:23pm
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Bigdogg

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Jul 13, 2011 12:42 PM
skank;828965 wrote:Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?

+1
Jul 13, 2011 12:42pm
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BR1986FB

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Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM
skank;828965 wrote:Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?

Ha...this happened up around Cleveland. If Capone was seen in those parts, with the way he runs his mouth, he'd probably get his head taken off faster than Emmitt Smith can butcher the English language.
Jul 13, 2011 1:02pm
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O-Trap

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Jul 13, 2011 1:29 PM
Tiernan;828876 wrote:Only another complete Tool could possibly ask that.

I know, right?

I mean, only a tool wouldn't be able to see that fetish sex is dirty and people shouldn't own animals. :D
Jul 13, 2011 1:29pm
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GoChiefs

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Jul 13, 2011 1:51 PM
BR1986FB;829018 wrote:Ha...this happened up around Cleveland. If Capone was seen in those parts, with the way he runs his mouth, he'd probably get his head taken off faster than Emmitt Smith can butcher the English language.

He'd be safe. He only runs his mouth on teh_interwebz.
Jul 13, 2011 1:51pm