Tiger to make an announcement Monday 11am

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Automatik
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Jul 10, 2011 10:37pm
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-Woods-set-to-make-an-announcement-on-Monda?urn=golf-wp3429

I'm guessing he won't play the rest of the season.
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Little Danny
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Jul 10, 2011 10:42pm
He's taking his talents to South Beach
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Laley23
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Jul 10, 2011 10:56pm
I bet its for steroids. Either admitting or denying it all.
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gorocks99
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Jul 11, 2011 8:12am
I bet he's back to banging dozens of chicks and will trot them out slowly down a catwalk and say "what now bitches?" before destroying the podium with a 9-iron, flying to Britain, and pooping on Rory McIlroy's chest. He will go on to win the remaining tournaments this year.
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Tiernan
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Jul 11, 2011 8:28am
I'm guessing he won't ever play competitive golf again...ala Bobby Jones.
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Fab1b
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Jul 11, 2011 9:27am
Tiger's agent says announcement is bogus:
http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/tiger-Woods-not-making-any-announcement-despite-reports-says-agent-071111
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Tiernan
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Jul 11, 2011 9:30am
That's becuz the announcement is probably to announce he has a new agent...just like he did when he screwed Fluff over.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jul 11, 2011 10:17am

That's b/c Steiny put the kibosh to it. TGC had confirmed this before.
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vball10set
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Jul 11, 2011 11:01am
anyone hear anything yet?
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jul 11, 2011 11:03am
vball10set;826953 wrote:anyone hear anything yet?

Yeah theyre now doing an interview with Steinberg. Whatever was going to be said, Steinberg didn't approve.
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Automatik
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Jul 11, 2011 12:57pm
Ok so whats the word? I've heard nothing.
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ricola
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Jul 11, 2011 1:13pm
GolfTalkCentral: Steinberg, Woods headed to Excel
http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golftalkcentral/steinberg-to-join-excel-sports-management/?hj=xfs

how exciting!!
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vball10set
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Jul 11, 2011 1:16pm
whoop-de-fucking-do
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Tiernan
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Jul 11, 2011 1:53pm
vball10set;827074 wrote:whoop-de-fucking-do
^^^^
Double what he said!

what pretentious douche bags both these pricks are to think this requires some sort of "announcement". I hope he eventually has to have his leg amputated.
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Automatik
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Jul 11, 2011 2:52pm
Tiernan;827111 wrote:^^^^
Double what he said!

what pretentious douche bags both these pricks are to think this requires some sort of "announcement". I hope he eventually has to have his leg amputated.

Tiger didn't announce anything. The "announcement" BS was all speculation and hearsay.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jul 12, 2011 11:29am
Automatik;827203 wrote:Tiger didn't announce anything. The "announcement" BS was all speculation and hearsay.

No it wasn't BS speculation. TGC tweeted it a day earlier, then took it down an hour before it aired. Steiny pulled the plug on it and filled it with some pointless info to try to save face.
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queencitybuckeye
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Jul 12, 2011 3:05pm
What riveting announcement would some 2nd-tier player have for us?