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Jul 12, 2011 8:35 AM
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Jul 12, 2011 10:15 AM
First thread ever that I can recall where I have actually laughed out loud multiple time. I mean, stick a turkey baster up your ass? Really?

This is fucking amazing.
Jul 12, 2011 10:15am
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Jul 12, 2011 10:16 AM
Laley23;827821 wrote:First thread ever that I can recall where I have actually laughed out loud multiple time. I mean, stick a turkey baster up your ass? Really?

This is fucking amazing.



It's bayster you illiterate jackass.
Jul 12, 2011 10:16am
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Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM
Laley23;827821 wrote:First thread ever that I can recall where I have actually laughed out loud multiple time. I mean, stick a turkey baster up your ass? Really?

This is ****ing amazing.

Lol yeah like if I wanted to taste my own sperm (because you know, that's perfectly normal), I'd just jerk off...I wouldn't stick something up my ass to extract sperm lmao
Jul 12, 2011 10:44am
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Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM
SportsAndLady;827851 wrote:Lol yeah like if I wanted to taste my own sperm (because you know, that's perfectly normal), I'd just jerk off...I wouldn't stick something up my ass to extract sperm lmao

So, wait!!!!! Are you saying you DO HAVE sperm in your ass?!?!?!?

I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!
Jul 12, 2011 10:47am
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Jul 12, 2011 10:54 AM
Pretty damn hard to remove one's "own sperm" from one's own ass with a baster or not...but anybody that could do that is probably pretty popular with the ladies and wouldn't have any need to be in his own ass anyway. So this whole conversation is quite the Chinese Conundrum.
Jul 12, 2011 10:54am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:01 AM
This thread has taken a nasty turn!!!
Jul 12, 2011 11:01am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM
It is working its way back to Big Ben raping somebody in the ass I'm pretty sure.
Jul 12, 2011 11:03am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:13 AM
coyotes22;827853 wrote:So, wait!!!!! Are you saying you DO HAVE sperm in your ass?!?!?!?

I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!

Could be wrong on this...but I think you can get sperm from one's ass lol
Jul 12, 2011 11:13am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:18 AM
LMAO...super thread
Jul 12, 2011 11:18am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:28 AM
Thinthickbigred;825959 wrote:Dont worry AAron will have his day one day . What will your idol worshiping come to then

Wait, wat? This thread is so fan-fucking-tastic, I totally missed your calling out Aaron Rodgers. Kudos.
Jul 12, 2011 11:28am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:34 AM
SportsAndLady;827891 wrote:Could be wrong on this...but I think you can get sperm from one's ass lol

But, the REAL question is:

Can you retrieve it with a turkey bayster?
Jul 12, 2011 11:34am
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Jul 12, 2011 11:39 AM
Thinthickbigred;827659 wrote:Read carefully before you say I made this a race thing . I didnt . All I said was let the facts come out . They might have been targeting Hiens because of his posts on Facebook the day earlier about texting while driving . Racial profiling is a small possibility although I dont think it was the case . Cops send in the licsens plate to dispatch and then they know who is behind the wheel ,sometimes well before pulling a stop . A cop may have been celebrity hunting . Its not so so far out of the question . All I was saying is he is not prooven guilty yet . Way too many shady things happen to celebrities and especially pro athletes . Sure many make mistakes ,but many have also been set up . False rape claims happen all the time . Fans from other teams jump on this shit and then one of there own get it . Dont you think Hiens has a huge target on his back ? Id say a whole bunch of people want a chance to make him look bad . Were the charges probably correct ? Id say probably ,but I wouldnt say definitly and even some of you Steeler fans out here have already convicted him . Ill stand by this guy because he is a top notch class act who does much for the community and is very fan friendly .. He has true loyalty and I do to .
Maybe he can dance his way out of the charges.
Jul 12, 2011 11:39am
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Jul 12, 2011 12:21 PM
Tiernan;827873 wrote:It is working its way back to Big Ben raping somebody in the ass I'm pretty sure.

Ben raped somebody?
Jul 12, 2011 12:21pm
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Jul 12, 2011 12:32 PM
skank;827945 wrote:Ben raped somebody?

Allegedly. But not as many people as Jim Brown raped. Allegedly.
Jul 12, 2011 12:32pm
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Jul 12, 2011 12:44 PM
Al Bundy;826630 wrote:Do you understanding that turning down a breathalyzer test is admitting guilt?
Not really how that works.

But you might not have been talking in a strictly legal sense.
Jul 12, 2011 12:44pm
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Jul 12, 2011 12:46 PM
killer_ewok;827956 wrote:Allegedly. But not as many people as Jim Brown raped. Allegedly.

Future tag team?
Jul 12, 2011 12:46pm
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Jul 12, 2011 12:56 PM
BR1986FB;827969 wrote:Future tag team?

Ebony and Ivory.....Rapists.

EDIT: Allegedly (in my best Jim Rome voice)
Jul 12, 2011 12:56pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:09 PM
SportsAndLady;827851 wrote:Lol yeah like if I wanted to taste my own sperm (because you know, that's perfectly normal), I'd just jerk off...I wouldn't stick something up my ass to extract sperm lmao

You said Chinese sperm so I assumed you think different nationalities have a different taste. Since I gather you dont do oral for some reason You could retrieve some of your partners DNA from your ass . You disgusting nasty beeeaaatch
Jul 12, 2011 1:09pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:12 PM
BR1986FB;827969 wrote:Future tag team?

and you could be the manager of the two . I can see that. A little midget with face paint running around getting beer thrown on him by the crowd
Jul 12, 2011 1:12pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:14 PM
coyotes22;827910 wrote:But, the REAL question is:

Can you retrieve it with a turkey bayster?

No the real question is can you retrieve the turkey bayster LOL
Jul 12, 2011 1:14pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:21 PM
Thinthickbigred;827994 wrote:No the real question is can you retrieve the turkey bayster LOL

No. Because there is no such thing as a Turkey Bayster. Unless you mean a Turkey who hangs out all day by the Bay.
Jul 12, 2011 1:21pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:26 PM
Thinthickbigred;827991 wrote:and you could be the manager of the two . I can see that. A little midget with face paint running around getting beer thrown on him by the crowd
Haha.."midget"...stfu you simpleton hillbilly retard. Coming from a place like Steubenville, where they likely filmed the movie "Wrong Turn", I find this rich. Hear banjos much?
Jul 12, 2011 1:26pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:54 PM
BR1986FB;828006 wrote:Haha.."midget"...stfu you simpleton hillbilly retard. Coming from a place like Steubenville, where they likely filmed the movie "Wrong Turn", I find this rich. Hear banjos much?

haha very funny . Why do some of you idiots think Steubenville is hillbilly is beyond me . You can call us a gangster town . We have alot of drive by's we have alot of crime and drug trafficing . We have several unsolved murders ... Nothing to be proud about for sure ,but hillbilly we are not . Never heard of the movie "wrong turn" but I have heard of the movie and watched the movie "Funny Farm" and that is a place I see you living in. With your illegally hooked up cable hanging from the outside of your trailer , to your moonwalks in the cemetary to steal brass from the moseleum gates,to your burning tires in your backyard,to your copper theft addiction. i think it is you that are a little hillbilly . Oh and your midget wrestling career,that must be fun.
Jul 12, 2011 1:54pm
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Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM
Laley23;828000 wrote:No. Because there is no such thing as a Turkey Bayster. Unless you mean a Turkey who hangs out all day by the Bay.

On a day in May ,I just may ,and then play in the hay.
Jul 12, 2011 1:56pm