like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jul 1, 2011 2:15pm
As pointed out by tiernan and ccrunner, there is wayy too much homo gayness going on in these soccer threads. Who in the hell in their right mind would root for these fairies who run around and kick a ball?!? This is Amurica, if you like soccer you need to get the fuck out! In honor of 4th of July weekend (the greatest U.S.A American holiday, enough said), let's all list our favorite things that makes us U.S.A Americans! Be sure to list your favorite fisherman and cross country runner, because if you are not a fan of both you are not a U.S.A American.
Favorite fisherman: this guy
Favorite runner:
Favorite decoration: Pink flamingo
Favorite female athlete: This is Amurica! The only athletic activities females should be doing is cleaning the house and cooking in that kitchen.
Favorite food: Corn. If you aint cornfed you will go to hell.
Walmart.... nough said.
Favorite fisherman: this guy
Favorite runner:
Favorite decoration: Pink flamingo
Favorite female athlete: This is Amurica! The only athletic activities females should be doing is cleaning the house and cooking in that kitchen.
Favorite food: Corn. If you aint cornfed you will go to hell.
Walmart.... nough said.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 1, 2011 2:23pm
This shouldnt take too long to turn into a basement thread.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Jul 1, 2011 3:49pm
lol a cross country runner hating on soccer. THAT IS RICH.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 1, 2011 3:56pm
If Ax Men isn't the greatest collection of USA Americans around, I don't know what is. It's like a visual Bible for USA Americanism
fiction
Posts: 347
Jul 1, 2011 4:43pm
present.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jul 1, 2011 4:56pm
ts1227;819800 wrote:If Ax Men isn't the greatest collection of USA Americans around, I don't know what is. It's like a visual Bible for USA Americanism
Good point. Can't believe i forgot that. Hopefully I don't receive a suspension on my USA American card.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 1, 2011 6:10pm
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Jul 1, 2011 6:34pm
I was a cross country runner therefore I am a TRUE USA AMERICAN!!!
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Jul 1, 2011 6:35pm
I'm still confused why this is here??? But I'm gonna leave it be just to see where it goes lol
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 1, 2011 6:46pm
wildcats20;819891 wrote:I'm still confused why this is here??? But I'm gonna leave it be just to see where it goes lol
WTF are you confused about? You must not be a USA American if you don't know what the shit we're talking about here.
OSH
Posts: 4,145
Jul 1, 2011 7:43pm
Can we have an honorary USA American?
If so, I nominate Red Green!
If so, I nominate Red Green!
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Jul 2, 2011 12:30am
You gotta leave it here! If you haven't yet go check out the Mexico vs USA Soccer Controversy thread!wildcats20;819891 wrote:I'm still confused why this is here??? But I'm gonna leave it be just to see where it goes lol
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 2, 2011 1:44am
This thread is funny because of the crap that was said. That's it. Nothing wrong with calling out an idiot. No reason to "overpolice" the forums.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jul 2, 2011 9:48pm
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GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Jul 2, 2011 10:12pm
Anyone see those USA American women's soccer team win today in the World Cup?
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jul 3, 2011 9:07am
GoPens;820394 wrote:Anyone see those USA American women's soccer team win today in the World Cup?
Only homogays saw it.
Q
queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Jul 3, 2011 9:12am
brutus161;820462 wrote:Only homogays saw it.
Wouldn't a real USA American say "Only homogays seen it"?
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 3, 2011 10:42am
queencitybuckeye;820465 wrote:Wouldn't a real USA American say "Only homogays seen it"?
Correct statement.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jul 3, 2011 12:35pm
Iliketurtles;819890 wrote:I was a cross country runner therefore I am a TRUE USA AMERICAN!!!
God bless.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Jul 3, 2011 1:15pm
queencitybuckeye;820465 wrote:Wouldn't a real USA American say "Only homogays seen it"?
Wrong, if that is the correct way for a real USA American to say it, the a real USA Amercian would mess it up. That means I said it right. (a real USA American will argue his point to the bitter end)
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 3, 2011 1:18pm
brutus161;820539 wrote:Wrong, if that is the correct way for a real USA American to say it, the a real USA Amercian would mess it up. That means I said it right. (a real USA American will argue his point to the bitter end)
A real USA American immediately gets buried in the argument, and results to beating the other person's ass usually within about 30 seconds because that's easier than digging out of the hole.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jul 3, 2011 1:18pm
I think a REAL USA American would have said "Only homogays sawd (or seent) it"
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 3, 2011 2:30pm
hoops23;820543 wrote:I think a REAL USA American would have said "Only homogays sawd (or seent) it"
If they didn't seen it, at least that's what they're friend says to them yesterday about how they seen it.
To use the verb "to say" or "to see" in any other conjugation is blatant anti-USA Americanism
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jul 4, 2011 7:47pm
I leave for 3 days, and come back to this. I love you all (no homo).
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 4, 2011 10:12pm
Laley23;821077 wrote:I leave for 3 days, and come back to this. I love you all (no homo).
Good, we don't need any of that homogay stuff in this USA American thread.