woman wakes up at her funeral...has heart attack from the shock...dies again

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derek bomar
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Jun 24, 2011 2:28pm
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Jun 24, 2011 2:30pm
How is it possible?? They don't have blood in them at a funeral....
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Jun 24, 2011 2:34pm
sounds like a hoax
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Jun 24, 2011 2:35pm
It has to be. Its not possible.
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Jun 24, 2011 2:39pm
It's Russia. Things are probably a little different...
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Jun 24, 2011 2:41pm
gorocks99;812834 wrote:It's Russia. Things are probably a little different...

Yes, like making sure the person is DEAD!!!!!!!!
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Jun 24, 2011 2:42pm
coyotes22;812836 wrote:Yes, like making sure the person is DEAD!!!!!!!!

How hard is that to do? Pulse or no pulse, seems simple enough
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Jun 24, 2011 2:44pm
coyotes22;812836 wrote:Yes, like making sure the person is DEAD!!!!!!!!

It's not like it hasn't happened in the US before either. Someone undoubtedly fucked up but the quality of healthcare in Mother Russia is (likely) such that it's probably more likely to happen there.
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Jun 24, 2011 2:44pm
gorocks99;812840 wrote:It's not like it hasn't happened in the US before either.


Tupac?
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Jun 24, 2011 2:45pm
Raw Dawgin' it;812839 wrote:How hard is that to do? Pulse or no pulse, seems simple enough
Pulse can be difficult to notice sometimes.
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Jun 24, 2011 2:54pm
I Wear Pants;812842 wrote:Pulse can be difficult to notice sometimes.

oh really? enough to think they're dead? Doubt it. You're telling me no heart monitors could recognize a pulse either? GTFO, this seems like bullshit
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Jun 24, 2011 2:57pm
Raw Dawgin' it;812849 wrote:oh really? enough to think they're dead? Doubt it. You're telling me no heart monitors could recognize a pulse either? GTFO, this seems like bullshit
http://jonathanturley.org/2007/12/29/resurrected-man-sues-north-carolina-medical-officials-for-sending-him-to-morgue-in-mistaken-death-case/

Here for the full story
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Jun 24, 2011 3:00pm

2 1/2 hours of being unconscious is different than waking up at your funeral. This story still provides zero details of how a mistake like this could happen.
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Jun 24, 2011 3:05pm
Raw Dawgin' it;812858 wrote:2 1/2 hours of being unconscious is different than waking up at your funeral. This story still provides zero details of how a mistake like this could happen.
What more do you need to know other than it happened in Russia? I only posted the links to show that similar incidents have happened here in the US. Obviously they don't get as far as the funeral, but mistakenly being diagnosed as dead has happened.
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Jun 24, 2011 3:15pm
ccrunner609;812854 wrote:I have had a few women that I thought were dead until they got out of my bed in the morning.

Now come on...by women, do you mean "large black men?"
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Jun 24, 2011 3:22pm
Back before we had the medicine we have today they use to tie a string to your toe and ran it to a bell that way if you weren't really dead they'd hear the bell and come dig you up.
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Jun 24, 2011 3:22pm
Raw Dawgin' it;812858 wrote:2 1/2 hours of being unconscious is different than waking up at your funeral. This story still provides zero details of how a mistake like this could happen.

It did happen in a very Muslim area, and as we know from Bin Laden, the person has to be buried within 24 hours. So it was probably within just a few hours.
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Jun 24, 2011 3:26pm
SnotBubbles;812881 wrote:Now come on...by women, do you mean "large black men?"

And that by "I thought were dead", he means "they thought I was dead".
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Jun 24, 2011 3:28pm
This reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons.

Mr Burns was rushed to the hospital and proununced as dead.
He was then brought to a better hospital and upgraded to alive.
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Jun 24, 2011 4:03pm
ccrunner609;812854 wrote:I have had a few women that I thought were dead until they got out of my bed in the morning.

I'm sure they were wishing they were.
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Jun 24, 2011 10:52pm
ccrunner609;812854 wrote:I have had a few women that I thought were dead until they got out of my bed in the morning.

You sic fuck, you admit that you like banging dead girls.
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Jun 24, 2011 10:57pm
SnotBubbles;812881 wrote:Now come on...by women, do you mean "large black men?"
Ouch !!! I did LOL a little at that one. ;)
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Jun 24, 2011 11:09pm
password;813207 wrote:You sic fuck, you admit that you like banging dead girls.

Cold Ethel?

For those of you old enough to appreciate that reference, you are welcome.