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McFly1955

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Jun 24, 2011 12:52 PM
Coning: Cone-ing is when a person orders an ice-cream cone at a drive-thru and when the order is ready accepting the cone from the ice cream end instead of the cone. This will here hereby confuse the drive-thru attendant.


Have you guys heard of this? WTF -- There are all kinds of vids on youtube about it -- I figured it was a new thing, but the urban dictionary definition has been there for a few years...



Jun 24, 2011 12:52pm
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WebFire

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Jun 24, 2011 12:55 PM
What is the point? The prove how retarded you are?
Jun 24, 2011 12:55pm
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Jun 24, 2011 12:57 PM
Is that a gay dude handing him the ice cream cone?
Jun 24, 2011 12:57pm
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McFly1955

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Jun 24, 2011 12:57 PM
WebFire;812706 wrote:What is the point? The prove how retarded you are?
I think the GIF is hilarious, but it's probably like the 'ding dong ditch' of my era..

Same with the planking thing that's going on now...
Jun 24, 2011 12:57pm
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Jun 24, 2011 12:58 PM
SnotBubbles;812709 wrote:Is that a gay dude handing him the ice cream cone?

most definitely.
Jun 24, 2011 12:58pm
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Jun 24, 2011 12:58 PM
I thought coning was sitting around watching old Madonna videos.
Jun 24, 2011 12:58pm
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Jun 24, 2011 1:06 PM
WebFire;812706 wrote:What is the point? The prove how retarded you are?

You have already accomplished that.
Jun 24, 2011 1:06pm
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Jun 24, 2011 1:07 PM
I've heard of planking. Don't think I've ever heard of coning.
Jun 24, 2011 1:07pm
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Jun 24, 2011 1:26 PM
This is why the sales clerk gets the cash first! Then they can piss away their money if they choose to do so. Looks lik an ID 10 T problem... IDIOT
Jun 24, 2011 1:26pm
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Jun 24, 2011 1:27 PM
coning is also when you pull an oil reservoir too hard and water influx from the charging aquifer begins flowing more readily than the oil. Thus changing the relative permeability of the reservoir to both oil and water. It's very bad and is a big reason why there are still millions of barrels of unproduced oil in the berea sandstone that will likely never get produced.
Jun 24, 2011 1:27pm
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Jun 24, 2011 1:48 PM
j_crazy;812747 wrote:coning is also when you pull an oil reservoir too hard and water influx from the charging aquifer begins flowing more readily than the oil. Thus changing the relative permeability of the reservoir to both oil and water. It's very bad and is a big reason why there are still millions of barrels of unproduced oil in the berea sandstone that will likely never get produced.

nerd.
Jun 24, 2011 1:48pm
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Jun 24, 2011 2:02 PM
-Society-;812728 wrote:You have already accomplished that.

Way to bash without cause. Fuck you asshole.
Jun 24, 2011 2:02pm
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Jun 24, 2011 2:03 PM
McFly1955;812710 wrote:I think the GIF is hilarious, but it's probably like the 'ding dong ditch' of my era..

Same with the planking thing that's going on now...
Neighbor kids were last summer were talking about ding dong ditch...took me a few minutes to figure out what the f they meant.


Coning...looks retarded
Jun 24, 2011 2:03pm
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Jun 24, 2011 2:27 PM
McFly1955;812710 wrote:I think the GIF is hilarious, but it's probably like the 'ding dong ditch' of my era..

Not really. At least ding dong ditching pisses someone off or irritates someone. "Coning" is just fucking stupid, it doesn't piss anyone off, no one cares what you do with the ice cream cone.
Jun 24, 2011 2:27pm
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Jun 24, 2011 2:41 PM
My daughter works at the local ice cream shop with a drive thru and no one has done this to her. It looks pretty stupid, but so is ding dong ditching, which my son thinks is the most wonderful game ever.
Jun 24, 2011 2:41pm
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Jun 24, 2011 3:11 PM
WebFire;812788 wrote:Way to bash without cause. Fuck you asshole.

Actually, he was referring to the grammar in your original post.
The prove how retarded you are?
Even a retard like me figured that one out! C'mon man! :D
Jun 24, 2011 3:11pm
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Jun 24, 2011 4:04 PM
If you think Coning is funny, check out www.youtube.com/unclejohntv and check out the Cup videos.
Jun 24, 2011 4:04pm
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Jun 24, 2011 5:16 PM
Pretty damn stupid.
Jun 24, 2011 5:16pm
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Jun 24, 2011 5:20 PM
SnotBubbles;812878 wrote:Actually, he was referring to the grammar in your original post.



Even a retard like me figured that one out! C'mon man! :D

Oh hell, I didn't even notice that. I take it back!
Jun 24, 2011 5:20pm