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password

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Jun 23, 2011 8:53 PM
HYPOTHETICALLY speaking...

If you could have any 5 objects...

Anything your imagination can come up with...

What would you choose??



1. Replicator to clone anything and everything that I want.

2. A women that always says yes.

3. Time Travel machine.

4. A device to control the weather at any time.

5. A device that reads peoples minds.
Jun 23, 2011 8:53pm
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rydawg5

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Jun 23, 2011 9:07 PM
1. I get to decide how long I get to live
2. I get to decide how/when I'd age
3.Always be in perfect health no matter what.
4. Have unlimted amounts of money
5.be a ninja.
Jun 23, 2011 9:07pm
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Jun 23, 2011 9:17 PM
ccrunner609;811981 wrote:1. Power and control (of the world)
2. unlimited resources (money)
3. tremendous knowledge
4. a successful future for my kids
5. a huge penis.

#1 Don't want it.
#2 Don't need it.
#3 Could use it.
#4 Agreed.
#5 Already have it.
Jun 23, 2011 9:17pm
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Jun 23, 2011 9:25 PM
ccrunner609;811981 wrote:1. Power and control (of the world)
2. unlimited resources (money)
3. tremendous knowledge
4. a successful future for my kids
5. a huge penis.
Annnnnnnd now we all know for sure that you have a little dick.
Jun 23, 2011 9:25pm
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Jun 24, 2011 1:28 AM
sherm03;812079 wrote:Annnnnnnd now we all know for sure that you have a little dick.

+1
Jun 24, 2011 1:28am
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Jun 24, 2011 7:20 AM
The mind reading device.
Jun 24, 2011 7:20am
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Jun 24, 2011 7:41 AM
1.- Perfect health for kids entire lives

2.- Successful future for my kids

3.- Nice retirement fund for me and the wife

4.- '69 Mustang Fastback

5.- Time machine (would be cool)
Jun 24, 2011 7:41am
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7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Jun 24, 2011 8:01 AM
1 gun and 4 boxes of infinite ammo so i can

shoot. them. all.
Jun 24, 2011 8:01am
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Jun 24, 2011 8:37 AM
...mine

1.Cocaine
2.Cash
3.Hookers
Jun 24, 2011 8:37am
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Jun 24, 2011 8:56 AM
ccrunner609;811981 wrote:1. Power and control (of the world)
2. unlimited resources (money)
3. tremendous knowledge
4. a successful future for my kids
5. a huge penis.
  1. You might want to try and get things under control with your neighbor and his dog before you try to control the world.
  2. You should have thought about that before you became a Health Education Teacher.
  3. See #2
  4. You can only hope that they grow up and look outside the family for a role model.
  5. There are only a couple of reasons you would want that,

[INDENT][INDENT]A. Your wife is not satisfied.
B. You plan on cheating on her and want to impress some young little hottie.
C. You masturbate continuously and are not satisfied with yourself.
D. You have always wanted to know the feeling of wrapping your hands around a huge cock.[/INDENT][/INDENT]
Jun 24, 2011 8:56am
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Jun 24, 2011 10:13 AM
1. A genie that could give me 10 things for this thread question.

2. For the actual singers of Milli Vanilli to release a CD

3. For Ms Piggy to settle the fuck down.

4. For Paul Janish to hit a 2nd inning HR against the bitter rival Flordia Marlins.

5. The knowledge to know how Growing Pains got away with having a teenage character named Boner.

6. The ability to move the 7th grade girls basketball 3 point line to 18 ft 6 in.

7. For the Cartoon Network to show that Bugs Bunny cartoon with the bashful buzzard.

8. For Todd Coffey to sprint to the mound in his retro capri uniform and catch his spike right before getting to the mound and knock all the people waiting off the mound and onto their asses.

9. For my nipples to stop tingling.

10. And last but not least, for to go back in time and to have Mike Piazza to beat the fuck out of Roger Clemens right after he slung the broken bat at him.
Jun 24, 2011 10:13am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:08 AM
Ironman92;81254 wrote: 5. The knowledge to know how Who's The Boss got away with having a teenage character named Boner.

Boner was on Growing Pains...not Who's The Boss.
Jun 24, 2011 11:08am
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7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Jun 24, 2011 11:14 AM
sherm03;812603 wrote:Boner was on Growing Pains...not Who's The Boss.

even worse.

growing pains....boner? c'mon.
Jun 24, 2011 11:14am
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gooby pls

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Jun 24, 2011 11:15 AM
sherm03;812603 wrote:Boner was on Growing Pains...not Who's The Boss.

Not sure if you're serious or not considering I've never seen either show, but if you are....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jun 24, 2011 11:15am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:17 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;812614 wrote:Not sure if you're serious or not considering I've never seen either show, but if you are....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Youve never seen those shows?!?!?!?!!?! SMH
Jun 24, 2011 11:17am
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gooby pls

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Jun 24, 2011 11:19 AM
coyotes22;812616 wrote:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Youve never seen those shows?!?!?!?!!?! SMH

I've never even heard of Who's the Boss. I think I've heard of Growing Pains. How old are they?
Jun 24, 2011 11:19am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:21 AM
Duh on the Growing Pains.....had Alyssa Milano on my mind.
Jun 24, 2011 11:21am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:21 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;812619 wrote:I've never even heard of Who's the Boss. I think I've heard of Growing Pains. How old are they?

Who's the boss- 84-92
Growing Pains- 85-92

Corny shows, but they all were.
Jun 24, 2011 11:21am
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gooby pls

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Jun 24, 2011 11:22 AM
coyotes22;812622 wrote:Who's the boss- 84-92
Growing Pains- 85-92

Corny shows, but they all were.

Before my time
Jun 24, 2011 11:22am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:23 AM
Family Ties (82-89) was another show the family would always watch
Jun 24, 2011 11:23am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:24 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;812624 wrote:Before my time

What are you,,,,,,, 12? LOL :D
Jun 24, 2011 11:24am
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

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Jun 24, 2011 11:24 AM
Almost
Jun 24, 2011 11:24am
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Jun 24, 2011 11:55 AM
Gotta admit......I was enquiring about "Boner" and Alyssa Milano took me to the wrong show.

It seems my gaffe took this thread elsewhere.
Jun 24, 2011 11:55am
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Jun 25, 2011 12:06 AM
1. Immortality for all members of my family who choose it
2. Unlimited money
3. Highest level of security clearance to all US based Intelligence groups (I want to know who shot JFK, etc.)
4. Every super power ever used in comic books
5. Knowledge of everything (basically...I have all the answers)
Jun 25, 2011 12:06am