Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 9:38am
Stubbed my toe. Everybody pissed at work. and to top it off, The wifey ( as usual ) on what I call her "lunar Cycle".
Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.
Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jun 16, 2011 10:05am
It's always a full moon in my house, based on what you say.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jun 16, 2011 10:10am
Sounds like someone is having a bad day!!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jun 16, 2011 10:10am
I believe there is some truth to what you are saying.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Jun 16, 2011 10:56am
Not true.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jun 16, 2011 11:03am
This.power i;804412 wrote:Not true.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jun 16, 2011 11:23am
... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.
I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
****ed up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad ****ing attitude.
I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
****ed up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad ****ing attitude.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jun 16, 2011 11:44am
4cards;804436 wrote:... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.
I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
****ed up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad ****ing attitude.
Its like Ive read this before!!! Where have I seen this?!?!?!?!?
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 1:05pm
4cards;804436 wrote:... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.
I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
****ed up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad ****ing attitude.
Man, this is how my day starrted... What/wait a minute.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jun 17, 2011 1:22am
Thread Bomber;804357 wrote:Stubbed my toe. Everybody pissed at work. and to top it off, The wifey ( as usual ) on what I call her "lunar Cycle".
Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.
It seems as if you're the one on your "lunar cycle".
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 17, 2011 1:23am
Pervert.ccrunner609;804457 wrote:you ought to be around an elementary school during a full moon.......kids are like wild animals. There is no doubt that the lunar cycles affect us.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jun 17, 2011 8:49am
I Wear Pants;805267 wrote:Pervert.
LOL. Win!